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Before I die....

  • 02-01-2015 11:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭


    Why not? Tell the world what you want to do before you die, somewhat realistic but I suppose I'm leaving myself open to abuse.

    For any Corkonians there is actually a 'before I die' wall down by north main street if you feel the need to write something on it.

    My before I die is... being a millionaire because I'm a shallow c**t..! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Get well soon, Dave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Get well soon, Dave.

    is that you father?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 MmC1980


    sounds sad but id like to see all of ireland, mountains and lovely beaches of west cork and conamara. couple of women out there too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Before I die, I want a load of morphine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    Have at least twenty years of post retirement idleness drinking and travelling around the world.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    [quote= "Have at least twenty years of post retirement idleness drinking and travelling around the world."[/quote]
    RayM wrote: »
    Before I die, I want a load of morphine.

    Me too when it eventually goes pear shaped.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Tearin It Up


    Before I die

    Would like to see Garth Brooks back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    I want a larger penis...Viagra .....and a coupla hours in Helina Botham Carter..
    a man of simple needs....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    I want to kill someone, or maybe several people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would like to write the perfect three minute pop song


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    Before I die

    Would like to see Garth Brooks back
    Is it better than his front?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Id like to be spit roasted by the Irish Rugby Team


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    efb wrote: »
    Id like to be spit roasted by the Irish Rugby Team

    Holy Mother God, you need to be washed down with holy water m'love


  • Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I know I'll be sorry for this, but......

    I want a big mad orgy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    I want to go ice skating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Holy Mother God, you need to be washed down with holy water m'love

    I'd melt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    bubblypop wrote: »
    I know I'll be sorry for this, but......

    I want a big mad orgy.

    I've had one once in London so much fun!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I want an orgy too.


    Preferably in my nineties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Bareback orgy with Irish rugby team before I die! Woohoo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    It reminds of that religious prayer that we used to say as kids before bed, it went a little something like this:

    'Please don't kill me in my sleep god but if you do will you please not send my soul to hell to be tortured for all eternity. Thanks very much God'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    Why not? Tell the world what you want to do before you die, somewhat realistic but I suppose I'm leaving myself open to abuse.

    For any Corkonians there is actually a 'before I die' wall down by north main street if you feel the need to write something on it.

    My before I die is... being a millionaire because I'm a shallow c**t..! :D
    I would like to know that rugby has ceased to exist in Ireland and all the smug gits have fallen into a deep sleep!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    curioser wrote: »
    I would like to know that rugby has ceased to exist in Ireland and all the smug gits have fallen into a deep sleep!

    I gave them an STI


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Tearin It Up


    Dexter Bip wrote: »
    Is it better than his front?

    His ass is nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    I want to mean as much to my kids as my dad means to me.

    Also, use a holodeck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    .....I'd love to see a leprechaun elected as President of Ireland.

    I know he's not much bigger than one, but Michael D Higgins doesn't count.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Before I die I want to live.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Before I die...

    ... I'd like to see a medical procedure developed that postponed death indefinitely and prevented further ageing. And save enough money to be able to afford it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭wylie


    Whoa whoa wait a minute, I know what a orgy is but what makes it BIG and MAD?

    I Want a BIG MAD orgy now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Before I die...

    ... I'd like to see a medical procedure developed that postponed death indefinitely and prevented further ageing. And save enough money to be able to afford it.
    I was going to go with that too, only I was aiming at eternal life but then I got all esoteric on myself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭gidget


    I've a couple of places in mind that I'd like to pay a visit to, such as Hawaii, Australia, go on a safari holiday and also a skiing holiday too. No idea when i'll ever the the opportunity to visit them but I intend to get to them at some point of my life!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    is that you father?

    Are you by any chance employed by Beat 102 103 in the South East Mr Cronin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    Are you by any chance employed by Beat 102 103 in the South East Mr Cronin?

    Random question to say the least. And why do people think my username is associated with my real name I'm not that silly am I.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Random question to say the least. And why do people think my username is associated with my real name I'm not that silly am I.

    Definitely random alright but I was listening to Beat and seeing your username reminded me of the name of one of the presenters.

    That's a no then? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    Definitely random alright but I was listening to Beat and seeing your username reminded me of the name of one of the presenters.

    That's a no then? :pac:

    Yes I'm afraid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I'm ready to die now. I have nothing I want to live for.

    I presume that would change if someone came at me with a dirty syringe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell



    For any Corkonians there is actually a 'before I die' wall down by north main street if you feel the need to write something on it.

    I knew I was truly back in Cork when I saw that someone had written "kill a shade" on that wall


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I'm ready to die now. I have nothing I want to live for.

    I presume that would change if someone came at me with a dirty syringe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭agent graves


    bed a red head


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Yes I'm afraid

    Haha, alright then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Good thread. Always a reminder to:




    I want to see the cherry blossom in Kyoto


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