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Before I die....

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  • 03-01-2015 12:17am
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    daviecronin
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭


    Why not? Tell the world what you want to do before you die, somewhat realistic but I suppose I'm leaving myself open to abuse.

    For any Corkonians there is actually a 'before I die' wall down by north main street if you feel the need to write something on it.

    My before I die is... being a millionaire because I'm a shallow c**t..! :D


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Get well soon, Dave.


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    daviecronin
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Get well soon, Dave.

    is that you father?


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    MmC1980
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭MmC1980


    sounds sad but id like to see all of ireland, mountains and lovely beaches of west cork and conamara. couple of women out there too?


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Before I die, I want a load of morphine.


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    Dexter Bip
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    Have at least twenty years of post retirement idleness drinking and travelling around the world.


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    Dexter Bip
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    [quote= "Have at least twenty years of post retirement idleness drinking and travelling around the world."[/quote]
    RayM wrote: »
    Before I die, I want a load of morphine.

    Me too when it eventually goes pear shaped.


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    Tearin It Up
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Tearin It Up


    Before I die

    Would like to see Garth Brooks back


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    well spoken man
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    I want a larger penis...Viagra .....and a coupla hours in Helina Botham Carter..
    a man of simple needs....


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    BMJD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    I want to kill someone, or maybe several people.


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    #11
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would like to write the perfect three minute pop song


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    Dexter Bip
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Dexter Bip


    Tearin It Up wrote: »
    Before I die

    Would like to see Garth Brooks back
    Is it better than his front?


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Id like to be spit roasted by the Irish Rugby Team


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    daviecronin
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭daviecronin


    efb wrote: »
    Id like to be spit roasted by the Irish Rugby Team

    Holy Mother God, you need to be washed down with holy water m'love


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    [Deleted User]
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    I know I'll be sorry for this, but......

    I want a big mad orgy.


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    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    I want to go ice skating.


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    daviecronin wrote: »
    Holy Mother God, you need to be washed down with holy water m'love

    I'd melt


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    bubblypop wrote: »
    I know I'll be sorry for this, but......

    I want a big mad orgy.

    I've had one once in London so much fun!


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    The Backwards Man
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    I want an orgy too.


    Preferably in my nineties.


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Bareback orgy with Irish rugby team before I die! Woohoo!


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    It reminds of that religious prayer that we used to say as kids before bed, it went a little something like this:

    'Please don't kill me in my sleep god but if you do will you please not send my soul to hell to be tortured for all eternity. Thanks very much God'.


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    curioser
    Registered Users Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    daviecronin wrote: »
    Why not? Tell the world what you want to do before you die, somewhat realistic but I suppose I'm leaving myself open to abuse.

    For any Corkonians there is actually a 'before I die' wall down by north main street if you feel the need to write something on it.

    My before I die is... being a millionaire because I'm a shallow c**t..! :D
    I would like to know that rugby has ceased to exist in Ireland and all the smug gits have fallen into a deep sleep!


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    efb
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    curioser wrote: »
    I would like to know that rugby has ceased to exist in Ireland and all the smug gits have fallen into a deep sleep!

    I gave them an STI


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    Tearin It Up
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Tearin It Up


    Dexter Bip wrote: »
    Is it better than his front?

    His ass is nice.


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    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    I want to mean as much to my kids as my dad means to me.

    Also, use a holodeck.


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    #26
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    .....I'd love to see a leprechaun elected as President of Ireland.

    I know he's not much bigger than one, but Michael D Higgins doesn't count.


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    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Before I die I want to live.


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    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Before I die...

    ... I'd like to see a medical procedure developed that postponed death indefinitely and prevented further ageing. And save enough money to be able to afford it.


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    wylie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭wylie


    Whoa whoa wait a minute, I know what a orgy is but what makes it BIG and MAD?

    I Want a BIG MAD orgy now!


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    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Before I die...

    ... I'd like to see a medical procedure developed that postponed death indefinitely and prevented further ageing. And save enough money to be able to afford it.
    I was going to go with that too, only I was aiming at eternal life but then I got all esoteric on myself


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    gidget
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭gidget


    I've a couple of places in mind that I'd like to pay a visit to, such as Hawaii, Australia, go on a safari holiday and also a skiing holiday too. No idea when i'll ever the the opportunity to visit them but I intend to get to them at some point of my life!


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