Too shy shy.....

TheBeardedLady

hush hush, eye to eye!:);):)

If you were to invent lyrics to an 80s song, what would they be?

Mine'd be:


Pazow! Kazam! Your love drives me crrrrraaaazeeee!

Up the wall, down the wall, totally insanee!

Gimmie all your kisses (wow!), gimmie all your lovin'(wow!),

Let's take the love boat, to pure devotion!

FloatingVoter

Don't believe in modern love...

Come on baby, give it a rub.



....Bowie's deleted lyics.

Smidge

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

hush hush, eye to eye!:);):)

If you were to invent lyrics to an 80s song, what would they be?

Mine'd be:


Pazow! Kazam! Your love drives me crrrrraaaazeeee!

Up the wall, down the wall, totally insanee!

Gimmie all your kisses (wow!), gimmie all your lovin'(wow!),

Let's take the love boat, to pure devotion!

Dont forget the big saxaphone solo in the middle of that

The Backwards Man

It's beddy
It's beddy
It's beddy bye time

cruais

This is a rap

Come over lady,
Lets make some babies,
Put the choons on,
Get down to a song,

Bop bop, bop away,
Get it over and done with,
I don't want you to stay.

I need to read boards.ie
And have a cigar with a nice cuppa tea,
So stop being a fluzy,

Get in that jacuzzi,
Haon, Dó, Trí

Ruu

Falling leaves
I'm twenty-two for a moment
Autumn man
I'm twenty-two for a moment

/fade out

Molester Stallone II

OP has just written next year's Eurovision entry

Donkey Oaty

Prince, "When Doves Cry" -

"Maybe I'm just like my mother
She lives in Stepaside."

TheBeardedLady

Oh god. The feeling of sheer horror checking in to see what I'd typed last night. :eek:

mad muffin

**** **** ****ity ****

**** **** ****ity ****

Sit sit sitity on my face

Oh… wait…

TheBeardedLady

mad muffin wrote: »

**** **** ****ity ****

**** **** ****ity ****

Sit sit sitity on my face

Oh… wait…

You're ruining me thread with your vulgarity! *Chases mad muffin around room attempting to give him a whack with a slipper*:mad:

Cee-Jay-Cee

Shoo bop a loo bop a doo doo doo
Da la la la ting a ling a doo daa
Bee bop a doo waa sha la la la
Skingity skoobop a tra la la la

crockholm

N..N..N...Nineteen,nineteen.

Vietnam, S..S..Sa...Saigon, Vietnam, S..S..Sa...Saigon

Purple Heart, Saigon
(Military bugle sound)

TheBeardedLady

crockholm wrote: »

N..N..N...Nineteen,nineteen.

Vietnam, S..S..Sa...Saigon, Vietnam, S..S..Sa...Saigon

Purple Heart, Saigon
(Military bugle sound)

This is what I'M talkin' about!

mad muffin

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

You're ruining me thread with your vulgarity! *Chases mad muffin around room attempting to give him a whack with a slipper*:mad:

As long as it's not a big black dildo… :pac:

Mister Vain

I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck
I smell like a postman's sock
I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer
About as well known as Hugh Grant's cock

It's not over, its not over, its not over, its not over yet... we still have time.

DO DO DO DO DO, DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH... yeah!!!

TheBeardedLady

You're not getting the 80s vibe, fellers. Crockholm is the only one who's managed it so far.

Son Of A Vidic

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

Too shy shy.....

I expected something else from this thread. I thought there was an obvious link between your username and the thread title. Thread disappoints.:(

Earthhorse

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

You're not getting the 80s vibe, fellers. Crockholm is the only one who's managed it so far.

By actually quoting the 80s.

How does he do it?

TheBeardedLady

Earthhorse wrote: »

By actually quoting the 80s.

How does he do it?

Ah, it was an actual 80s song! That's cheating.

crockholm

WTF IS GOING ON HERE WITH ALL THIS CROCKHOLM BASHING SHYT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT.I POST RANDOMLY IN THESE THREADS,SOMETIMES ALL IN THE UPPER CASE.NOW FUKK OFF OR I'M TELLING A MODERATOR ON YE.


AMADEUS,AMADEUS-O,O,O,AMADEUS-COME AN ROCK ME AMADEUS.

TheBeardedLady

So no one can rustle up some pretend 80s lyrics? What kind of shower of unimaginative so and sos are you! Hopefully a few of you will come back with some drink on board later

Micky Dolenz

What the hell is going on here?

Molester Stallone II

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What the hell is going on here?

Dunno that one, but if you hum it I'll join in on the second bar

The Backwards Man

I was born in June in a baler's auger
The sun and the moon, my father and mother
Never thought I'd see the big show lights
Now here i am and my music's awful shìte

lukesmom

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was born in June in a baler's auger
The sun and the moon, my father and mother
Never thought I'd see the big show lights
Now here i am and my music's awful shìte

Masterpiece!

The Backwards Man

lukesmom wrote: »

Masterpiece!

And you haven't even seen the choreography.

lukesmom

My rap

Staying in the theme
Of when we were born
I was in November
Yeah my Ma she got torn

Pushing away
She made it look so neat
Checkin for 10 toes
And 10 fingers on my feet

Here I am now
At the age of thirty five
I dodged a few bullets
Man it's good to be alive

I come on after hours
Not for likes or the show
But just to make it clear
That we should legalise blow

TheBeardedLady

lukesmom wrote: »

My rap

Staying in the theme
Of when we were born
I was in November
Yeah my Ma she got torn

Pushing away
She made it look so neat
Checkin for 10 toes
And 10 fingers on my feet

Here I am now
At the age of thirty five
I dodged a few bullets
Man it's good to be alive

I come on after hours
Not for likes or the show
But just to make it clear
That we should legalise blow

I don't give a fcuk what decade this is from! This is an instant classic!:D

The Backwards Man

lukesmom wrote: »

My rap

Staying in the theme
Of when we were born
I was in November
Yeah my Ma she got torn

Pushing away
She made it look so neat
Checkin for 10 toes
And 10 fingers on my feet

Here I am now
At the age of thirty five
I dodged a few bullets
Man it's good to be alive

I come on after hours
Not for likes or the show
But just to make it clear
That we should legalise blow

You'll never win a Grammy with a political message.

Unless you're Bono or Springsteen, or Phil Collins maybe.

lukesmom

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You'll never win a Grammy with a political message.

Unless you're Bono or Springsteen, or Phil Collins maybe.

Jealousy is here
Man you jealous of my rhyme
You wish that you had lyrics
Like I got them all the time

Never win a Grammy?
Well u know you talkin crap
I'd like to see you try
And make a monkey of my rap

You call yourself backwards
And it says a lot to me
Fast forward to the future bro
Stop hating, and you'll see

The only way to
Make the people want to call u saviour
You got to get to grips
To make the future have a flavour

Karl Stein

1988. Yep, more than a quarter century ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY

lukesmom

Karl Stein wrote: »

1988. Yep, more than a quarter century ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY

Love that song though

Venus In Furs

Karl Stein wrote: »

1988. Yep, more than a quarter century ago.

1990 is a quarter of a century ago soon.

stateofflux

cruais wrote: »

This is a rap

Come over lady,
Lets make some babies,
Put the choons on,
Get down to a song,

Bop bop, bop away,
Get it over and done with,
I don't want you to stay.

I need to read boards.ie
And have a cigar with a nice cuppa tea,
So stop being a fluzy,

Get in that jacuzzi,
Haon, Dó, Trí

:pac:, Lyrical Genius

Karl Stein

Venus In Furs wrote: »

1990 is a quarter of a century ago soon.

Buffalo Stance will be 30 years old in three years time.

Feck ..

Micky Dolenz

Lukesmom spitting out lyrics, where's me rain coat?

I play in a band, want to write us a song?

danrua01

I wanna
I wanna
I wanna be a door

Rothko

danrua01 wrote: »

I wanna
I wanna
I wanna be a door

I am the whale's erection.

danrua01

Suas11 wrote: »

I am the whale's erection.

Hahaha, Jesus christ!

lukesmom

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Lukesmom spitting out lyrics, where's me rain coat?

I play in a band, want to write us a song?

No problem

Happy to write
Happy to share
You've got to help out others
Make them think you really care

I'm always writing poetry
I do it day and night
The day I have no words
Will be a very sorry sight

Spring is on the way and
winters gone it makes me happy
But please give me the space
To go and change my babies nappy