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Hairy Japanese Bastards

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  • 23-12-2014 2:16am
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    The Backwards Man
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    On the way home from the pub I noticed all the lights on in my house, WTF?

    My wee bro is home from Tokyo, and he knew where my spare key is and let himself in the cheeky bugger! On the plus side, he brought fancy Japanese cakes, they are furry on the outside with a strawberryery carameleyery Centre, and they are totes delish.

    What's the nicest thing someone brought you from far off climes?


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    A metal detector/spare key finder and some duct tape.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.

    But these are furry on the outside and sweet inside,no comparison.


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    EoghanIRL
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    Thread disappoints ... :P


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    Links234
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    Having quite a few Japanese friends, I often get loads of little omiyage or gifts from them every time they've gone home, from beer to sweets to books or manga all sorts of things, one friend brought me some Japanese curry mix from a shop that specializes in curry.

    Green tea kit kats are awesome ;)


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    The Backwards Man
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    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    Thread disappoints ... :P

    Trust me, if I gave you one of these you would not be disappointed!


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    Kovu
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    Furry cakes? You sure it's not squished mice you're eating?

    Lingonberry jam & Mustamakkara from Finland I suppose! Ate truckloads of it when I was over and was getting cravings for it.


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    Smidge
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    But these are furry on the outside and sweet inside,no comparison.

    Hee Hee :D


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    osarusan
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    Somebody brought me black and white pudding from Ireland, which is a far off clime.


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    dee_mc
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    Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
    I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...


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    Smidge
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    dee_mc wrote: »
    Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
    I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...

    The Chinese fags are about 30cent a pack hence the not nice part :D


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    The Backwards Man
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    dee_mc wrote: »
    Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
    I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...
    Anyone that breaks in to see me needs their head examined!

    Ah, I'll probably chat to him tomorrow, right now I'm gorging on his delumptious cakes! ;)


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    Mountainsandh
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    Hhmmm some friends brought me these really thin gorgeous white chocolate and green tea biscuits from ?... Japan too, I think ? No idea what they're called, they didn't last long in my house.


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    circadian
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    Someone brought me back a flesh eating virus from Asia.

    They genuinely thought I'd be interested in it.

    Yes I was interested in hearing about it.

    No I wasn't interested in losing a leg.


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    CJ Haughey
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    Op needs to join facebook or start a blog.


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    Banjo String
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    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.

    I couldn't eat a whole one tbh.


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    The Backwards Man
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    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    Op needs to join facebook or start a blog.

    Or sober up


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    Filmer Paradise
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    Ebola. T'was hard at the time, but I survived & I'm immune to it now.

    Tra la la.....*dances off into the distance smugly*.


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    CJ Haughey
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Or sober up

    You have to stop drinking first, seek help from the AA.


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    FanadMan
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    Kovu wrote: »
    Furry cakes? You sure it's not squished mice you're eating?

    Lingonberry jam & Mustamakkara from Finland I suppose! Ate truckloads of it when I was over and was getting cravings for it.

    Yum :) They have some strange and beautiful foods out there.


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    Filmer Paradise
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    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    You have to stop drinking first, seek help from the AA.

    Imagine having a username that embodies all that was wrong with the Irish people.

    A crook who robbed the country for his own gain & groomed Bertie who finished the job to destroy the whole show.................& the people voted for him in their thousands!


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    CJ Haughey
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    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    Imagine having a username that embodies all that was wrong with the Irish people.

    A crook who robbed the country for his own gain & groomed Bertie who finished the job to destroy the whole show.................& the people voted for him in their thousands!

    Blog ---> Facebook ---<


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    Brego888
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    Totes delish and climes? I thought you were from somewhere like Donegal and didn't speak in such offensive language. Shudder


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    AndonHandon
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    Wait a minute; they aren't cakes but sugar coated, aborted rabbits!


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    braddun
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    A shrunken head


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    #27
    Wompa1
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    SUPPLIES!!


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    MadsL
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    Twiglets.

    Snack crack, and utterly unavailable where I iive. :mad:


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    J Mysterio
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Anyone that breaks in to see me needs their head examined!

    Ah, I'll probably chat to him tomorrow, right now I'm gorging on his delumptious cakes! ;)

    You left the key under the mat by the door didn't you?


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    anncoates
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    On the plus side, he brought fancy Japanese cakes, they are furry on the outside with a strawberryery carameleyery Centre, and they are totes delish.

    Consider your culchie card revoked with immediate effect.


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    auldgranny
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    anncoates wrote: »
    Consider your culchie card revoked with immediate effect.

    First thing I noticed too.


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