Hairy Japanese Bastards

The Backwards Man

On the way home from the pub I noticed all the lights on in my house, WTF?

My wee bro is home from Tokyo, and he knew where my spare key is and let himself in the cheeky bugger! On the plus side, he brought fancy Japanese cakes, they are furry on the outside with a strawberryery carameleyery Centre, and they are totes delish.

What's the nicest thing someone brought you from far off climes?

Cee-Jay-Cee

The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.

The Diabolical Monocle

A metal detector/spare key finder and some duct tape.

The Backwards Man

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.

But these are furry on the outside and sweet inside,no comparison.

EoghanIRL

Thread disappoints ... :P

Links234

Having quite a few Japanese friends, I often get loads of little omiyage or gifts from them every time they've gone home, from beer to sweets to books or manga all sorts of things, one friend brought me some Japanese curry mix from a shop that specializes in curry.

Green tea kit kats are awesome

The Backwards Man

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Thread disappoints ... :P

Trust me, if I gave you one of these you would not be disappointed!

Kovu

Furry cakes? You sure it's not squished mice you're eating?

Lingonberry jam & Mustamakkara from Finland I suppose! Ate truckloads of it when I was over and was getting cravings for it.

Smidge

The Backwards Man wrote: »

But these are furry on the outside and sweet inside,no comparison.

Hee Hee

osarusan

Somebody brought me black and white pudding from Ireland, which is a far off clime.

dee_mc

Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...

Smidge

dee_mc wrote: »

Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...

The Chinese fags are about 30cent a pack hence the not nice part

The Backwards Man

dee_mc wrote: »

Would you not go have a chat to the brother? He came a long way and even broke in to the house to see you, that's a sign!
I'm trying to think of something nice given to me from far off climes, my brother brought me a massive lump of turquoise on a silver chain from India once, that was pretty nice... and my uncle brought me a Sindy doll in a pink ballgown from Australia. .. ooh and my strange former housemate brought me toxic (like, extra toxic) cigarettes from China... that wasn't as nice really...

Anyone that breaks in to see me needs their head examined!

Ah, I'll probably chat to him tomorrow, right now I'm gorging on his delumptious cakes!

Mountainsandh

Hhmmm some friends brought me these really thin gorgeous white chocolate and green tea biscuits from ?... Japan too, I think ? No idea what they're called, they didn't last long in my house.

circadian

Someone brought me back a flesh eating virus from Asia.

They genuinely thought I'd be interested in it.

Yes I was interested in hearing about it.

No I wasn't interested in losing a leg.

CJ Haughey

Op needs to join facebook or start a blog.

Banjo String

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

The postman brought me a mail order bride from Thailand...which was nice.

I couldn't eat a whole one tbh.

The Backwards Man

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Op needs to join facebook or start a blog.

Or sober up

Filmer Paradise

Ebola. T'was hard at the time, but I survived & I'm immune to it now.

Tra la la.....*dances off into the distance smugly*.

CJ Haughey

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Or sober up

You have to stop drinking first, seek help from the AA.

FanadMan

Kovu wrote: »

Furry cakes? You sure it's not squished mice you're eating?

Lingonberry jam & Mustamakkara from Finland I suppose! Ate truckloads of it when I was over and was getting cravings for it.

Yum They have some strange and beautiful foods out there.

Filmer Paradise

CJ Haughey wrote: »

You have to stop drinking first, seek help from the AA.

Imagine having a username that embodies all that was wrong with the Irish people.

A crook who robbed the country for his own gain & groomed Bertie who finished the job to destroy the whole show.................& the people voted for him in their thousands!

CJ Haughey

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Imagine having a username that embodies all that was wrong with the Irish people.

A crook who robbed the country for his own gain & groomed Bertie who finished the job to destroy the whole show.................& the people voted for him in their thousands!

Blog ---> Facebook ---<

Brego888

Totes delish and climes? I thought you were from somewhere like Donegal and didn't speak in such offensive language. Shudder

AndonHandon

Wait a minute; they aren't cakes but sugar coated, aborted rabbits!

braddun

A shrunken head

Wompa1

SUPPLIES!!

MadsL

Twiglets.

Snack crack, and utterly unavailable where I iive. :mad:

J Mysterio

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Anyone that breaks in to see me needs their head examined!

Ah, I'll probably chat to him tomorrow, right now I'm gorging on his delumptious cakes!

You left the key under the mat by the door didn't you?

anncoates

The Backwards Man wrote: »

On the plus side, he brought fancy Japanese cakes, they are furry on the outside with a strawberryery carameleyery Centre, and they are totes delish.

Consider your culchie card revoked with immediate effect.

auldgranny

anncoates wrote: »

Consider your culchie card revoked with immediate effect.

First thing I noticed too.

Buona Fortuna

The Backwards Man wrote: »

But these are furry on the outside and sweet inside,no comparison.

Sure they're not just a normal cake thats been dropped on the floor a few times?

the groutch

thought this thread was going to be about Pat Mustard's overseas exploits.

caustic 1

anncoates wrote: »

Consider your culchie card revoked with immediate effect.

It's the drink talking, I hope.

The Backwards Man

That cake has made me very sick today.

Links234

You know, I never understood the "hairy Japanese bastards" quote it just seemed to come from nowhere, Fr. Jack was there and goes "Rats! Rats!!! Hairy Japanese Bastards!" and it's always kinda puzzled me somewhat, and I feel like I've been missing something obvious

Ghost Train

So far just a cold

The Backwards Man

J Mysterio wrote: »

You left the key under the mat by the door didn't you?

Don't have a mat, Lucky keeps taking them away and burying them.

Here are the delumptious cakes btw

http://imgur.com/qVQSugO

stimpson

They look nom. I used to work with a Hairy Japanese bastard and she used to bring over the best munchies. She got me a bottle of Suntory whisky before which had me pretending to be Bob Harris from Lost in Translation for the whole day. "For relaxing time...make it...Suntory time". And I got into trouble for being drunk in the office.

But the best was Pocky. Little crispy sticks of heaven. I could live on Pocky and Japanese whisky. Haven't had any Pocky in ages.

The Backwards Man

stimpson wrote: »

They look nom. I used to work with a Hairy Japanese bastard and she used to bring over the best munchies. She got me a bottle of Suntory whisky before which had me pretending to be Bob Harris from Lost in Translation for the whole day. "For relaxing time...make it...Suntory time". And I got into trouble for being drunk in the office.

But the best was Pocky. Little crispy sticks of heaven. I could live on Pocky and Japanese whisky. Haven't had any Pocky in ages.

Bastard never brought me back any whisky.:mad:

stimpson

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Bastard never brought me back any whisky.:mad:

**** the whisky. Did he bring Pocky?

Links234

We got a huge pack of pocky, something like 10 little packs inside it

But you can get pocky loads of places so it's not really all that rare

stimpson

Links234 wrote: »

We got a huge pack of pocky, something like 10 little packs inside it

But you can get pocky loads of places so it's not really all that rare

Great. Apparently you can get them in the Asian market.

Do you know what you've done? Nothing compares to a man deep in the depths of a Pocky binge.