Avoiding sausage fests

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:36pm #1

Anyone know where to go where there are less men than women?

I think I'm done with pubs, went to a singles night last night and it was awful ****e. I don't have much luck on tinder, or dating websites. It seems i'm **** out of luck.

I do yoga but the women are mostly stuck up or don't want to be chatted up.

might try dancing classes

kneemos · 14-12-2014 8:38pm

Maternity ward.

whiskeyman · 14-12-2014 8:39pm

Try the pregnancy yoga.
full of fanny!

biko · 14-12-2014 8:41pm

Night courses on feminism.

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:43pm

biko wrote: »

Night courses on feminism.

I mean attractive women..

toastedpickles · 14-12-2014 8:45pm

lufties wrote: »

I mean attractive women..

Come to my college op, place is walking with them

Or take a beauty therapy course

biko · 14-12-2014 8:45pm

You could try to be gay. Sausage fests will be a meat market for you then.

086lavey · 14-12-2014 8:47pm

Is house in a estate ? Could be street lighting , seen this done many times when I was carrying out inspection reports ,

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:47pm

biko wrote: »

You could try to be gay. Sausage fests will be a meat market for you then.

thinking about tbh, I want kids but I guess having two dads is normal these days :P

Steve_Carella · 14-12-2014 8:47pm

Is Tinder dead? There seems to be nobody on it anymore.

OP try OkCupid. It's free and you can put down exactly what you're looking for. It has a decent percentage system that matches your profile with others who are similar.

Or you could stick a fleshlight on a Barbie doll.

Options.

Aidric · 14-12-2014 8:48pm

Russia

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:49pm

Steve_Carella wrote: »

Is Tinder dead? There seems to be nobody on it anymore.

OP try OkCupid. It's free and you can put down exactly what you're looking for. It has a decent percentage system that matches your profile with others who are similar.

Or you could stick a fleshlight on a Barbie doll.

Options.

I'm on eharmony and prior to that match.com,

mikom · 14-12-2014 8:49pm

lufties wrote: »

I think I'm done with pubs, went to a singles night last night and it was awful ****e. I don't have much luck on tinder, or dating websites. It seems i'm **** out of luck.

I do yoga but the women are mostly stuck up or don't want to be chatted up.

might try dancing classes

I am sensing a pattern......

lufties wrote: »

So I went out last night to meet some friends of a friend, they were a group of Irish girls. It brought back memories of how I used to go out to get drunk when I lived in ireland. I felt so uncomfortable amongst the group, they were boring and not very mannerly. They were just interested in getting pished. I had a few myself and a few laughs.

Sometimes I think the drink is a cover up for opening up, one thing I noticed about this group of gals is that none of the appeared authentic and engaging. Its a shame but reminded me of how I've changed in recent times.

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:50pm

Aidric wrote: »

Russia

I'm in touch with a beautiful russian lady, but visas etc is a nightmare

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:51pm

mikom wrote: »

I am sensing a pattern......

ffs will you ever shag off!!

DoYouEvenLift · 14-12-2014 8:51pm

Do ya have any road frontage?

MistyCheese · 14-12-2014 8:52pm

Synagogue. No sausages there. Mazel tov.

John_Rambo · 14-12-2014 8:52pm

Every restaurant in Dublin seems to be packed 80% women 20% couples. Grab a mate and hit the ones that are more conducive to inter table chat like Coppanger Row, Fade St. Social or Super Miss Sue.

mikom · 14-12-2014 8:52pm

lufties wrote: »

ffs will you ever shag off!!

Touchy......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMJXN9l_ee8

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:54pm

John_Rambo wrote: »

Every restaurant in Dublin seems to be packed 80% women 20% couples. Grab a mate and hit the ones that are more conducive to inter table chat like Coppanger Row, Fade St. Social or Super Miss Sue.

I live in london.

AboutaWeekAgo · 14-12-2014 8:55pm

Aidric wrote: »

Russia

In Russia the sausage avoid you!

lufties · 14-12-2014 8:55pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

Synagogue. No sausages there. Mazel tov.

Only jews, even worse.

UCDVet · 14-12-2014 9:00pm

Pick any of countless hobbies that have a higher ratio of women to men. In college I did gymnastics - it was like 6 girls to every 1 guy. Worked out great for me.

If you like working out - take a yoga class, spin class, dance class, or whatever else. Odds are it'll be mostly women. I went to a 'swing dance' thing in college once or twice - and it was like 70% women.

If sitting down is more your thing - take an arts class, poetry class, a theatre class or whatever else. Most of the time, it's mostly girls. Plus, it's cool to be able to paint.

The best thing, IMHO, you could do is meet some new female *friends*. When your social group is mostly girls, you'll find yourself surrounded by girls all the time.

EDIT: I think you'd be better off with online dating. If you're *just* looking to meet girls and get upset/frustrated/disappointed when a girl doesn't respond well to your chatting her up - online dating is perfect. You only chat with the girls who want to chat with you. Saves time and let's you go straight on to the good stuff.

Gongoozler · 14-12-2014 9:00pm

lufties wrote: »

It seems i'm **** out of luck.

I do yoga but the women are mostly stuck up or don't want to be chatted up.

might try dancing classes

Yeah... Can't see what the problem is here, you seem like such a delight

Standman · 14-12-2014 9:01pm

I've heard gay bars are a good place to meet straight women, due to a lot of them going there with their gay friends. They are generally more off guard and approachable apparently.

syklops · 14-12-2014 9:06pm

Standman wrote: »

I've heard gay bars are a good place to meet straight women, due to a lot of them going there with their gay friends. They are generally more off guard and approachable apparently.

Theres one problem with this plan. How do you tell a straight girl from a gay girl in a gay bar. It's not like they have name tags that say "Clarissa - straight"

MagicMarker · 14-12-2014 9:06pm

lufties wrote: »

Anyone know where to go where there are less men than women?

I think I'm done with pubs, went to a singles night last night and it was awful ****e. I don't have much luck on tinder, or dating websites. It seems i'm **** out of luck.

I do yoga but the women are mostly stuck up or don't want to be chatted up.

might try dancing classes

Does the yoga place provide a locker for you to keep your balls while you're doing the yoga?

wnolan1992 · 14-12-2014 9:09pm

lufties wrote: »

Anyone know where to go where there are less men than women?

I think I'm done with pubs, went to a singles night last night and it was awful ****e. I don't have much luck on tinder, or dating websites. It seems i'm **** out of luck.

I do yoga but the women are mostly stuck up or don't want to be chatted up.

might try dancing classes

Stuck up bitches wanting to exercise in peace and not be bothered by some lecherous creep.

The audacity.

lufties · 14-12-2014 9:11pm

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Stuck up bitches wanting to exercise in peace and not be bothered by some lecherous creep.

The audacity.

Nope, Ice queens who can barely crack a smile.

14-12-2014 9:11pm

syklops wrote: »

Theres one problem with this plan. How do you tell a straight girl from a gay girl in a gay bar. It's not like they have name tags that say "Clarissa - straight"

Good point - he should get a name badge for himself "lufties - straight" just in case.

I went to a lot of house parties when I lived there. I couldn't afford to go out much.

The Backwards Man · 14-12-2014 9:12pm

You could start a social group where your common interests would draw you together, some thing like this perhaps?

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