Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask.

Littlekittylou

Quite simply I am sure there are many questions we all want to ask but are afraid to because we might look stupid.

Ask them here and hopefully someone will know the answer.


Well we are all friends here aren't we?

So I shall start.

What does the term 'circle jerk' mean?

El Guapo!

**** on a roundabout.

Icaras

What sort of a question is that!!!!!!

PERVERT!!!!!!

smcgiff

Littlekittylou wrote: »

What does the term 'circle jerk' mean?

This is the best thread ever.

Don't you think I could start the best thread ever? Did I mention you're looking fierce today!

caustic 1

One word...GOOGLE!

Overflow

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Quite simply I am sure there are many questions we all want to ask but are afraid to because we might look stupid.

Ask them here and hopefully someone will know the answer.


Well we are all friends here aren't we?

So I shall start.

What does the term 'circle jerk' mean?

Have you heard of Google ?

For Forks Sake

caustic 1 wrote: »

One word...GOOGLE!

Google "Twink" while you're at it as well.

antodeco

Am I the only person who shakes their arse when there's a little hanger-on, hoping that it'll fall off?

smcgiff

Overflow wrote: »

Have you heard of Google ?

Seriously, is that that most stupid question you could come up with? Try harder.

braddun

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Quite simply I am sure there are many questions we all want to ask but are afraid to because we might look stupid.

Ask them here and hopefully someone will know the answer.


Well we are all friends here aren't we?

So I shall start.

What does the term 'circle jerk' mean?

do you want a straight answers

Overflow

smcgiff wrote: »

Seriously, is that that most stupid question you could come up with? Try harder.

Ive just heard so much about this Google thing, but never dared look into it, i hear its evil.

Icaras

Overflow wrote: »

Ive just heard so much about this Google thing, but never dared look into it, i hear its evil.

whatever you do dont type google into google or you could break the internet.

Littlekittylou

El Guapo! wrote: »

**** on a roundabout.

Oh thanks. Now I know what he was on about.

No thank you sir.

smcgiff

Icaras wrote: »

whatever you do dont type google into google or you could break the internet.

If I was more clever I'd insert the father Ted clip where Fr Dougal is told not to press the red button. But, lets pretend I did.

Littlekittylou

smcgiff wrote: »

This is the best thread ever.

Don't you think I could start the best thread ever? Did I mention you're looking fierce today!

Why sir you are looking fierce yourself! :-)

I do think you could start the best thread ever. You could make my little thread the springboard for you greater dreams.

Lets be fierce together.

Littlekittylou

smcgiff wrote: »

If I was more clever I'd insert the father Ted clip where Fr Dougal is told not to press the red button. But, lets pretend I did.

I am really good at pretending! :-)

anncoates

Littlekittylou wrote: »

What does the term 'circle jerk' mean?

A discursive masturbation session between acolytes trying to outdo each other so named after the classic teenage competition of first past the post ****, often used to solve minor disputes after gallons of cider. Always statistically more likely to happen on camping trips to Blessington lakes in the 80s.

Littlekittylou

anncoates wrote: »

A discursive masturbation session between acolytes trying to outdo each other so named after the classic teenage competition of first past the post ****, often used to solve minor disputes after gallons of cider. Always statistically more likely to happen on camping trips to Blessington lakes in the 80s.

anncoates that is beautifully written.

anncoates

Littlekittylou wrote: »

anncoates that is beautifully written.

I omitted the soggy biscuit variant from a sense of decency.

corner of hells

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Why sir you are looking fierce yourself! :-)

I do think you could start the best thread ever. You could make my little thread the springboard for you greater dreams.

Lets be fierce together.

Ohh ohh my turn,

You know your name " Littlekittylou" , does it mean you have a little cat called Louis or something else ?

Littlekittylou

corner of hells wrote: »

Ohh ohh my turn,

You know your name " Littlekittylou" , does it mean you have a little cat called Louis or something else ?

I love cats.

I am kind of little.

Littlekittylou

corner of hells wrote: »

Ohh ohh my turn,

You know your name " Littlekittylou" , does it mean you have a little cat called Louis or something else ?

Hey I want to ask you something you may know from your neck of the woods if that's ok :-)??

What is Satan's last name?

pharmaton

do you have a moustache?

RDM_83 again

What prompts certain men to draw enormous cocks in any location where they are unobserved?
I'm on a building site at the minute so its clear men doing it not boys, there is also an exam standard drawing of the female reproductive system, thats really quite impressive though since the artist even included the pee hole

corner of hells

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Hey I want to ask you something you may know from your neck of the woods if that's ok :-)??

What is Satan's last name?

Flanders.
Your welcome .

Littlekittylou

pharmaton wrote: »

do you have a moustache?

No I don't but someone else might have.

Littlekittylou

corner of hells wrote: »

Flanders.
Your welcome .

Thank you.

Satan Flanders. Sounds less evil than I expected.

Littlekittylou

RDM_83 again wrote: »

What prompts certain men to draw enormous cocks in any location where they are unobserved?
I'm on a building site at the minute so its clear men doing it not boys, there is also an exam standard drawing of the female reproductive system, thats really quite impressive though since the artist even included the pee hole

The dinosaur costume. It is explained in a strip in the oatmeal. I think it goes on into adult hood.

I drew one once on my maths book I was eight I am female though so then I started drawing aliens instead. I drew them everywhere. My teacher didn't understand it aliens ...everywhere.

Molester Stallone II

Littlekittylou wrote: »

I love cats.

I am kind of little.

Hey, we all like a little pussy

smcgiff

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

Hey, we all like a little pussy

I think you'll find an entire forum of those that don't. Actually not the whole forum now that I think about it.



Not sure that was a good idea...

Littlekittylou

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

RDM_83 again

Littlekittylou wrote: »

The dinosaur costume. It is explained in a strip in the oatmeal. I think it goes on into adult hood.

I drew one once on my maths book I was eight I am female though so then I started drawing aliens instead. I drew them everywhere. My teacher didn't understand it aliens ...everywhere.

The dinosaur costume explains nothing
Also I'm not trawling through The Oatmeal if I want to see history oversimplified to make sweeping points to fit a guy on the internets social views I've got here

Aliens are cool though, unless they were HR Gieger style ones in which case they are still pretty phallic

Molester Stallone II

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Cleavage!

tomwaterford

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

to see things in the distance
if I had to guess

tomwaterford

RDM_83 again wrote: »

What prompts certain men to draw enormous cocks in any location where they are unobserved?
I'm on a building site at the minute so its clear men doing it not boys, there is also an exam standard drawing of the female reproductive system, thats really quite impressive though since the artist even included the pee hole

there definitely a teatime sex education class going on for some poor apprentice there:pac::pac::pac:

Littlekittylou

RDM_83 again wrote: »

The dinosaur costume explains nothing
Also I'm not trawling through The Oatmeal if I want to see history oversimplified to make sweeping points to fit a guy on the internets social views I've got here

Aliens are cool though, unless they were HR Gieger style ones in which case they are still pretty phallic

I would post a link but I can't.
Basically the dinosaur costume releases his inner rebel without a cause that draws on the walls with all the crayons if he wants to. Because ..he is a DINOSAUR rooowaarr. I am imagining it is a similar urge. I will draw a penis because I am a DINOSAUR roaaar

Power is intoxicating.


If I had a penis I might want to express it artistically too.

Littlekittylou

What's it like to have a penis?
And don't say awesome be more specific.

Littlekittylou

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

Cleavage!

lol

catallus

Littlekittylou wrote: »

What's it like to have a penis?
And don't say awesome be more specific.

It's a balance, I think. It is a constant reminder, even as it sleeps, that illogic (blind bodily ignorance) can overcome us in a burst of blood, but even knowing this, as we stand with it, limp, between our legs, we think we can control it best with morality, but when that burst of blood comes it overcomes all morality.

A standing cock has no conscience.

Our weakest reed, indeed.

corner of hells

catallus wrote: »

It's a balance, I think. It is a constant reminder, even as it sleeps, that illogic (blind bodily ignorance) can overcome us in a burst of blood, but even knowing this, as we stand with it, limp, between our legs, we think we can control it best with morality, but when that burst of blood comes it overcomes all morality.

A standing cock has no conscience.

Our weakest reed, indeed.

Especially if you're on a bus .

Littlekittylou

'A standing cock has no conscience.'

corner of hells wrote: »

Especially if you're on a bus .

?

catallus

corner of hells wrote: »

Especially if you're on a bus .

Well, that's an interesting question.

You see, it depends on whether one is on the top of the bus or sitting on the bottom?

Also, what is the definition of "bus"?

corner of hells

Littlekittylou wrote: »

'A standing cock has no conscience.'


?

Imagine a man's predicament , he's asleep on a bus journey and he dreams of his girlfriend,wife or lover.

jamesbere

catallus wrote: »

Well, that's an interesting question.

You see, it depends on whether one is on the top of the bus or sitting on the bottom?

Also, what is the definition of "bus"?

Well I've riden a few buses in my time







If you know what I mean

catallus

jamesbere wrote: »

Well I've riden a few buses in my time
If you know what I mean

Yes, I believe I do!

But if it was a double-decker then you should burn in hell! :P

Wibbs

Or a train.

The penis is an odd part of the male psyche. We're both slave and master to it. Though I would contend that women have the same dichotomy, but it's less focussed on a singular part and they, rather society, just dresses it up more in euphemism and flim flam. I've certainly known more women to hang around with complete gobshítes because in the end of the day the gobshíte gave them the "tingles". Men often compartmentalise their penis' thoughts and tingles, which can be an issue, but they tend to be a little less likely to mistake said tingles for something more, unless they're 17.

Littlekittylou

Wibbs wrote: »

Men often compartmentalise their penis'

Cabinets ! :-)

A penis compartment!

catallus

Wibbs wrote: »

Or a train.

The penis is an odd part of the male physique

That's where you went wrong there, wibbsy

It is no more part of of psyche than our arms are.

Remmy

What happens to a bank account if no money goes out of it for a few months but money is being paid into it? Does the bank do any crazy shizz because they aren't receive any money from card transactions?

Wibbs

catallus wrote: »

That's where you went wrong there, wibbsy

It is no more part of of psyche than our arms are.

I'm wrong? WTF just happened? :mad: Oh wait... OK... Maybe... Or... OK yea... Fcuk you C. :pac:

Though our arms, especially hands are a huge part of our psyche. Check out the brain map of how it sees the body. The penis doesn;t figure too large in that map, but I would contend it would vary a lot depending on context.

catallus

Wibbs wrote: »

The penis doesn;t figure too large.

Speak for yourself!:D