Roses are bacon...

YellowFeather

Having a brain freeze. I read a really funny Roses are Red poem recently, and I think it was on boards.ie.

It was something along the lines of:

Roses are red
Violets are violet.

Then something about oranges being orange or something.

Somebody just sent me a Roses are Red message that I can totally trump with this one if I could just figure out what it is...

I'll write a poem (tomorrow) on the topic of your choice for whoever gives me the right answer.

(I realise the somewhat irony of offering a poem as a reward for somebody who gives me the lyrics to a poem btw...)

catallus

Roses are red, get into the bed?

wretcheddomain

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Members in the Aviation Forum,
Want to be a Pilot.

Fr_Dougal

Roses are red,
It's not Valentine's Day,
Not even close.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If your on a date with Oscar Pistorius,
Don't use the loo.

Macavity.

http://www.boards.ie/search/submit/?query=%22Violets+are+violet%22

The poem you saw will be here.

smash

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bacon is pink
Bacon bacon bacon

Duff

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get the fùck in the van.

OR

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

Valetta

smash wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bacon is pink
Bacon bacon bacon

A ham fisted effort.

iMac_Hunt

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
Get into the van

Edit: Duff beat me to it.

YellowFeather

Macavity. wrote: »

The poem you saw will be here.

Nope. It mustn't have been on boards so.

I did find the start of it though:

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are violet
Not fucking blue

But I can't find the rest of it. The internet is failing me!!

smash

YellowFeather wrote: »

Nope. It mustn't have been on boards so.

I did find the start of it though:

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are violet
Not fucking blue

But I can't find the rest of it. The internet is failing me!!

I thinks that's it. It's always just 4 lines

Tokyo

Roses are res,
Violets are blue,
remember last month?
Well the daddy is you...

The Backwards Man

Roses are red
Feathers are yellow
Poems are shite
Puppets are better

Banjo String

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suffer from Schizophrenia
And so do I too.

C.K Dexter Haven

Happy Christmas OP:)

YellowFeather

smash wrote: »

I thinks that's it. It's always just 4 lines

Yep - but the last version I read had more lines. And they were brilliant! (If you're very easily impressed - which I am! )

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Roses are red
Feathers are yellow
Poems are shite
Puppets are better

Nice try. But you are not getting a finger tip pet.

Peregrine

Roses are red, violets are blue.
That's what they say but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, apples are too.
But violets are violet! Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange,
But Greenland's not green,
A pinky's not pink,
So what does it mean?
To say something's blue when it's not, you defile it.
But hey, what the hell -
It's hard to rhyme with 'violet.'

The Backwards Man

YellowFeather wrote: »

Nice try. But you are not getting a finger tip pet.

I really hope that's a typo!:eek:

Summer wind

My cousin got a valentine card from a girl he didn't like at school. This was his lovely response.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Timber is thick
And so are you.

YellowFeather

Nimr wrote: »

Roses are red, violets are blue.
That's what they say but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, apples are too.
But violets are violet! Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange,
But Greenland's not green,
A pinky's not pink,
So what does it mean?
To say something's blue when it's not, you defile it.
But hey, what the hell -
It's hard to rhyme with 'violet.'

Yes!! That's the one. Hmmmm - I was well off with my last guess.

Ok - just tell me what you want your poem to be about, and I will write it.

LizT

smash wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bacon is pink
Bacon bacon bacon

*drools*

smash

LizT wrote: »

*drools*

Pigs are such magically delicious creatures.

Now that the OP found his/her poem can this tread be about bacon?

Peregrine

YellowFeather wrote: »

Yes!! That's the one. Hmmmm - I was well off with my last guess.

Ok - just tell me what you want your poem to be about, and I will write it.

Surprise me







No, I'm not Pistorius :pac:

YellowFeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I really hope that's a typo!:eek:

Hmmmmm. Sometimes I wonder if you remember our conversations at all.. :pac:

Hank Scorpio

Rose are red
Violets are violet
After eating a curry
Take a dump on the toilet

LizT

smash wrote: »

Pigs are such magically delicious creatures.

Now that the OP found his/her poem can this tread be about bacon?

Yes.

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. Bacon bacon bacon?

Betty Bloggs

That poem was included in the search results that Maccavity linked to earlier. Apparently it's from Animaniacs going by that post.
You could search for the Animaniacs clip of it and send the video to your friend.:)

catallus

Why has a McDonalds hamburger got no ham in it?

smash

catallus wrote: »

Why has a McDonalds hamburger got no ham in it?

Does any hamburger contain ham? Ever? Cos I've never had one but I'd try one.

XL Bacon double cheese burger FTW!

LizT

catallus wrote: »

Why has a McDonalds hamburger got no ham in it?

The hamburglar took it.

longshanks

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So far today I've watched Hawaii Five O, Guardians of the Galaxy,Bear Grylls, Richard Pryor and now Australian MasterChef.
I had rib eye steak too.

smash

Liz change the thread title there:

Roses are bacon, violets are bacon...

LizT

*whistles innocently*

YellowFeather

Nimr wrote: »

Surprise me







No, I'm not Pistorius :pac:

Ok. Some time tomorrow I will deliver you a poem...

Betty Bloggs wrote: »

That poem was included in the search results that Maccavity linked to earlier. Apparently it's from Animaniacs going by that post.
You could search for the Animaniacs clip of it and send the video to your friend.:)

You're right. I didn't see it 'cause I was looking for the wrong lines. Apologies and thanks Maccavity!

Tokyo

For Liz....

YellowFeather

LizT wrote: »

*whistles innocently*

Hmmmm. Why do my thread titles always get changed. Especially when they're about such serious issues!

Just don't let Micky into this or he'll steal my avatar again. And he wears the hat all wrong!!

LizT

mike_ie wrote: »

Bacon Roses.

Hope that's what I get for Valentine's this year...

antodeco

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like turtles

longshanks

^^^

Roses are bacon
Violets are bacon
Bacon is bacon
It's bacon I'm making

Son Of A Vidic

smash wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bacon rasher is pink
Bacon bacon bacon rashers rashers rashers

Fyp.

catallus

What about chicken?

YellowFeather

Roses are sweets
They're kind of outdated
But fill 'em with meat
And they will be ate'd.

Aaaaaaaand, now I'm hungry.

efb

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drink all this vodka
Then Ched Evans will rape you

Karl Stein

Roses are red
we're all going to die.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm no good at poems..

Nice tits!

Candy_Girl

All these verses have me feeling romantic.....

Roses are Red
Trees are Brown
Come over to Mine
And I'll let you go Down

Links234

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Retinal haemorrhage

Tokyo

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I am blind...

-Stevie Wonder

AgileMyth

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Its a lazy way to write poetry
When the only lines you write are the final two.

smash

catallus wrote: »

What about chicken?

Chickens are just gay turkeys.