Jacobs ruin Christmas

rob316

The bastards took the jelly star biscuit out of the Afternoon Tea! :eek:
That was like a major part of my Christmas as a kid, getting that biscuit.

What is with all these confectionery companies tampering with our sweets and biscuits.

Grayditch

Political correctness gone mad.

wp_rathead

good
that biscuit was sh!te

PINK WAFFERS FOREVAAAA

EDIT: Wait they in the USA biscuit tin- whoops

Mr. CooL ICE

What the actual fcuk

Next thing you know, chomp bars will be put up another 5c. The people have had enough. Get Paul Murphy onto this

Beano

rob316 wrote: »

The bastards took the jelly star biscuit out of the Afternoon Tea! :eek:
That was like a major part of my Christmas as a kid, getting that biscuit.

What is with all these confectionery companies tampering with our sweets and biscuits.

sweet mother of god. I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuved them. Christmas is now officially cancelled.

Generic Dreadhead

F**K Jacobs Afternoon Tea, what a cr@p selection of biscuits :pac:

bodice ripper

I hate to state the obvious, but that biscuit was ****ing vile

Arsemageddon

wprathead wrote: »

good
that biscuit was sh!te

PINK WAFFERS FOREVAAAA

Ah yes, the pink wafer, campest of all biscuits.

rob316

bodice ripper wrote: »

I hate to state the obvious, but that biscuit was ****ing vile

Tell that to the heartbroken kids up and down the country.

Donkey Oaty

I've checked the Bible for guidance on this one, specifically the Book of Numbers, 24:17

Folks, it's not good news.

I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth...

bodice ripper

rob316 wrote: »

Tell that to the heartbroken kids up and down the country.

sure.

HEY KIDS, GET A CLUE, YOU CAN EAT DECORATIONS STRAIGHT OFF THE TREE THAT TASTE BETTER.

ALSO, THERE IS NO SANTA.

AnonoBoy

rob316 wrote: »

Tell that to the heartbroken kids up and down the country.

Kids these days don't care about jelly stars on biscuits they're all hepped up on heroin-flecked ecstacy pills and sexting themselves all over the youtubes. Get with the times granddad!

FGR

Afternoon Tea has officially become a fail.

I remember a time when you could get the red star jelly biscuit and the green star jelly biscuit in the one tin.

RoboRat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AnonoBoy

RoboRat wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yes.

Mr. CooL ICE

Please format your screams. They're currently messing up the boards layout

Ruu

Are they made by Kraft now?

messrs

wprathead wrote: »

good
that biscuit was sh!te

PINK WAFFERS FOREVAAAA

EDIT: Wait they in the USA biscuit tin- whoops

at least you can buy a full packet of the pink wafers on their own, cant do that with the jelly star

kowloon

This is why I've been stockpiling chemical weapons.

bodice ripper

kowloon wrote: »

This is why I've been stockpiling chemical weapons.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now you are on a watchlist

The Backwards Man

Afternoon Tea, isn't that the box homemade Christmas cakes come in?

RoboRat

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I broke boards... wahoo :-)

uck51js9zml2yt

Only that I liked donkey oaty's quote so much I would have gone off and started a right 2 stars protest group and converged on the Jacobs factory.



I wonder could we get Paul Murphy on board. They would have no choice but to restore them to their rightful place.

Love2love

http://www.donedeal.ie/collectibles-for-sale/jacobs-jelly-star-biscuits/8135389

Someone is selling a box of last years:eek::eek: including said Jellystar biscuit for €50!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

I wonder how many of you will buy them and save Christmas??

TOEJOE

This is a Biblical decision no jelly star what will the shepards do. My Xmas is ruined!!!!

Ruu

lolsies Mary!

Eutow

wprathead wrote: »

good
that biscuit was sh!te

PINK WAFFERS FOREVAAAA

EDIT: Wait they in the USA biscuit tin- whoops

USA Biscuits - the tin you give to people you hate.

Boycott Jacobs and move to Cadbury's now that they have removed the jelly star biscuit.

Beano

bodice ripper wrote: »

sure.

HEY KIDS, GET A CLUE, YOU CAN EAT DECORATIONS STRAIGHT OFF THE TREE THAT TASTE BETTER.

ALSO, THERE IS NO SANTA.

jeez, put it in a spoiler box at least

Beano

RoboRat wrote: »

I broke boards... wahoo :-)

and you didnt have to post a picture of your arse to do it.

Eutow

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Afternoon Tea, isn't that the box homemade Christmas cakes come in?

Are you thinking of teamtime express?

muppetkiller

That was literally the only nice biscuit in the box !!

Jesus

Lau2976

Good riddance to bad biscuits.

elefant

Love2love wrote: »

http://www.donedeal.ie/collectibles-for-sale/jacobs-jelly-star-biscuits/8135389

Someone is selling a box of last years:eek::eek: including said Jellystar biscuit for €50!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

I wonder how many of you will buy them and save Christmas??

Jacob's Jelly Star biscuits. The new Flappy Birds.

RobertKK

Did everyone else pick the jelly bit off and eat each part separately?

rob316

Love2love wrote: »

http://www.donedeal.ie/collectibles-for-sale/jacobs-jelly-star-biscuits/8135389

Someone is selling a box of last years:eek::eek: including said Jellystar biscuit for €50!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

I wonder how many of you will buy them and save Christmas??

That's like that flappy birds thing.

rob316

RobertKK wrote: »

Did everyone else pick the jelly bit off and eat each part separately?

Yep but I mixed it up eating both at the same time too.

Beano

RobertKK wrote: »

Did everyone else pick the jelly bit off and eat each part separately?

is there another way of doing it?

WoollyRedHat

We'll be holding a vigil in Parnell Squaere this evening for anyone effected.
Also a helpline will be set up to help people at this time of hardship over the loss of the defining and ever present jacobs jelly biscuit... it's going to be a tough Christmas..

john the one

I believe the people are marching upon the dail on the tenth of December to right this wrong.

I just can't think of the slogan,anyone?..........

JONJO THE MISER

Just saw now, for feck sake is nothing sacred anymore:mad:

uck51js9zml2yt

john the one wrote: »

I believe the people are marching upon the dail on the tenth of December to right this wrong.

I just can't think of the slogan,anyone?..........

A star extinguished


Can we call Joe?

RobertKK

john the one wrote: »

I believe the people are marching upon the dail on the tenth of December to right this wrong.

I just can't think of the slogan,anyone?..........

Currently printing my banner for this.
It goes 'Give us our Jelly, or Jacobs to Helly'.

Yes yes there was never a Y in hell but there is now. This is how bad the situation is.

RoboRat

Beano wrote: »

and you didnt have to post a picture of your arse to do it.

I was thinking what the hell... then i copped it, Tre Fantastique!

Summer wind

That's just typical! Guess what I won't be buying this year. First they take my coffee cream sweets and now this ****ery.

Riskymove

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/bakery-jelly-star-biscuits-afternoon-tea-1790930-Nov2014/

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN SAVED

vicwatson

Sure look Jacobs you have your free publicity now, just put the damn Jelly Star back and all will be forgotten

kowloon

bodice ripper wrote: »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now you are on a watchlist

Pretty sure I'm there already, but this biscuit crisis has me up in arms.

WoollyRedHat

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

We'll be holding a vigil in Parnell Squaere this evening for anyone effected.
Also a helpline will be set up to help people at this time of hardship over the loss of the defining and ever present jacobs jelly biscuit... it's going to be a tough Christmas..

Will there be any support group in Clonmel? Devastated, I am. I'd even suffer the pain of when my teeth are sensitive. WHY?

padd b1975

They better not dick around with the chocolate kimberleys.


*loads shotgun*.

kowloon

Lau2976 wrote: »

Good riddance to bad biscuits.

Don't say that in public, there no knowing what the mob are capable of.

There was full on panic when the Spice Burger disappeared for 10 minutes.