is santy coming to you ?

geegeebeebee

plenty people i know are already gearing up for the feastive season.

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

maybe its the fact im not a huge fan of christmas anyway , and in my opinion , its far too early to be thinking about it . The thought of grown men and women asking me if santa is coming ect . fills me with dread ... am i the only one ?

0byme75341jo28

No, he's coming in me.

Mrs Garth Brooks

No

Dayum

Danny Drab Virus wrote: »

No, he's coming in me.

The ****

My name is URL

Dayum wrote: »

The ****

Yes

TheBegotten

Nope

Macavity.

It's embarrassing.

Tail Docker

He is indeed. In late December. He can f**k right off till then.

Kevin McCloud

Only if i do all my homework and tidy my room.

Chucken

geegeebeebee wrote: »

plenty people i know are already gearing up for the feastive season.

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

maybe its the fact im not a huge fan of christmas anyway , and in my opinion , its far too early to be thinking about it . The thought of grown men and women asking me if santa is coming ect . fills me with dread ... am i the only one ?

So...is he?

connundrum

I read 'Santry' and thought for a moment that FG/Lab we're trying to redraw constituency boundaries while we were sleeping.

iDave

Yes he won't have time to check that list twice.

jamo2oo9

geegeebeebee wrote: »

plenty people i know are already gearing up for the feastive season.

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

maybe its the fact im not a huge fan of christmas anyway , and in my opinion , its far too early to be thinking about it . The thought of grown men and women asking me if santa is coming ect . fills me with dread ... am i the only one ?

Fúcking grinch you are woman!

anewme

Danny Drab Virus wrote: »

No, he's coming in me.

Really?

Had heard he only comes once a year and when he does, its down the Chimney. He has serious issues, does that Santy bloke.

Sheep Lover

Danny Drab Virus wrote: »

No, he's coming in me.

"Santa come down my chimney.."

Kevin McCloud

He has a big sack for sure.

Ruu

He is coming after me..I think with a gun, shi....

Riddle101

Any adult who asks another adult if Santa is coming to them would be met with with an evil eye from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqtnU2faTc

Micky Dolenz

Sorry to break it to you, kids.

Chucken

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Sorry to break it to you, kids.

You...you...YOU MONSTER :mad:

Candy_Girl

It's never too early to start thinking about Christmas sure it's only 42 days 2 hours and 10 minutes away.

smash

Candy_Girl wrote: »

It's never too early to start thinking about Christmas sure it's only 42 days 2 hours and 10 minutes away.

Get yer bells ready Miss December...

Diabhal Beag

Unless Santa can win the big one for Feminism in the great fight we'll be having no Christmas round there parts

Candy_Girl

smash wrote: »

Get yer bells ready Miss December...

I've all me bells and baubles ready and waiting

smash

Candy_Girl wrote: »

I've all me bells and baubles ready and waiting

/pre orders calendar...

Iranoutofideas

I have an instant dislike for anyone that uses the word Santy

Mrs Garth Brooks

Candy_Girl wrote: »

It's never too early to start thinking about Christmas sure it's only 42 days 2 hours and 10 minutes away.

Thanks for this but I'm still stuck in July.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Santa can go fcuk himself

The_Valeyard

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

Thanks for this but I'm still stuck in July.

Next time use lube.

my teapot is orange

geegeebeebee wrote: »

why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

Just making conversation. It's a quirky way of asking if you/ye are buying any treats or going anywhere nice.

A common phrase among my family and Friends (all mid 20's+). Never even thought twice about asking "is santy coming" or "did santy come", I don't see the problem at all tbh. Roll on Christmas!!!!

0byme75341jo28

I'm so immature, this thread has me giggling away to myself like an awful sad bastard.

auldgranny

Everyone should remember the magical excitement about Santa and celebrate it on some level. I do.

FloatingVoter

He stopped coming when Guinness sold out to Diageo. Muttered something about globalisation and said he was buggering off to India to hang out with Elvis.
So any hairy blokes dressed in red found in your living room this year are either some idiot you invited back whilst drunk or else he's robbing the house.

Micky Dolenz

Where's me fcukin' bike?

FloatingVoter

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Where's me fcukin' bike?

Santy sold it for beer money and with language like that you'll be a long time waiting for stabilisers.

_Whimsical_

geegeebeebee wrote: »

plenty people i know are already gearing up for the feastive season.

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

maybe its the fact im not a huge fan of christmas anyway , and in my opinion , its far too early to be thinking about it . The thought of grown men and women asking me if santa is coming ect . fills me with dread ... am i the only one ?

Sorry but you sound a bit like a 15 year old having a tantrum that you're not being spoken to like one of the "big people".

Would you lighten up, it's just a turn of phrase, more polite and friendly than saying "so are you buying something great for yourself or imposing upon your family to buy you something expensive to celebrate the upcoming festive season?"

Ihatecuddles

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Where's me fcukin' bike?

brilliant haven't heard that in years!

biko

KERSPLAT!

I always ask 'what did Santa bring you' it's just another way of saying what did you get for Christmas from loved ones, for me at least

MarkAnthony

Sanity will never take me!

chrysagon

I hope he does...im gonna steal his list of what girls have been naughty!!!

geegeebeebee

my teapot is orange wrote: »

Just making conversation. It's a quirky way of asking if you/ye are buying any treats or going anywhere nice.

i find it condescending and i often refrain from saying so....

geegeebeebee

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

Fúcking grinch you are woman!

i really am !! if it never happened i wouldn't miss it . i dont even put up decorations , a tree nor to i eat turkey ! im also not a fan of ****e gifts ill never use either ....

dont get me started on xmas cards !!! lol

handlemaster

And this is how the Sinn Féin interrogations began..

blackbird98

Jeez, lighten up woman!! it is usually said in a jovial manner, don't be such a grouch.....bah humbug and all that crap!!!

Remember this from years ago:
Santa comes down the chimney and sees a beautiful woman just standing there in a dressing gown, she asks him to stay for a while, Santa says "Ho Ho Ho, Santa must go, up the chimney, presents to deliver" So woman strips naked and asks if Santa is sure he doesn't want to stay, Santa says "Hey, Hey, Hey, Santa must stay, can't get up the chimney, mickey in the way"

RobertKK

Santa buried in Ireland...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/6808138/Father-Christmas-buried-in-Ireland.html

anncoates

geegeebeebee wrote: »

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

I hate to break this to you but it's a festive social nicety. They're not actually implying that he's is gong to drop by your house on Christmas Eve.

chrysagon

It is the four stages of life..

1...you believe in Santy

2...You dont believe in Santy

3...You are Santy

4...You look like Santy

FloatingVoter

chrysagon wrote: »

It is the four stages of life..

1...you believe in Santy

2...You dont believe in Santy

3...You are Santy

4...You look like Santy

True and stage 4 is tragic if you happen to be a woman.

Jamsiek

geegeebeebee wrote: »

plenty people i know are already gearing up for the festive season.

twice this week i have been asked , by other adults , if santa is coming to me ..... this drives me mad .... im a grown woman , why would one adult ask another adult , with no children present if santa is coming ?

maybe its the fact im not a huge fan of christmas anyway , and in my opinion , its far too early to be thinking about it . The thought of grown men and women asking me if santa is coming ect . fills me with dread ... am i the only one ?

Next time someone asks you "is Santa coming?", just say "yes he is, all over the place"