“PPick a movie, remove one letter, give a brief description

Sherfin

Aws

Bad movie about a shark. Major disappointment

Sherfin

Godfellas

Badass deities

Sprog 4

KKkitty wrote: »

Rainspotting

An Irishman goes on a county wide search for the biggest raindrop ever.

Train Potting

A man discovers how to grow trains from tiny pieces of scrap metal and becomes world famous but sells his idea to a big multinational company who exploit it and breed an army of man-eating cyborgs which they use to invade Scotland.

Cee-Jay-Cee

The OD Couple -A story of two people who die from over dosing (obviously)

Pear Harbour - the story of a fruit shaped harbour.

Forest Gum - The story of the intricate process of removing gum from the Gum tree.

Car Face - The harrowing tale of a boy born witha face shaped like a 1972 Ford Capri.

Trading Laces - A documentary insight into the gripping world of lace production and marketing.

Old Finger - couldn't be arsed anymore

KKkitty

Silence of the labs

Labradors worldwide are struck down with a disease which stops them barking.

Karl Stein

Timmyctc wrote: »

You've missed the concept darling

xoxoxo

I guess you could call me 'The Codfather'.

xxx

e_e

Snakes on a Lane

"I've had it with these mother****ing snakes in this mother****ing bowling alley."

Ill Bill

Tragic and heart wrenching story of Bill who develops a terminal illness

jamesbere

Zero Ark Thirty

A group of navy seals try and take out the noah in his Ark stronghold

MaggotBrain

Tatanic - it's the way you tell'um

valoren

Raveheart.

"eeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!"

Green Giant

Tardust

Michelle Pfeiffer's character is killed by fumes from the local council spreading tar

Barely There

Oldfinger.

Septuagenarian Bond Villain threatens to take over the world by using his finger to launch an arsenal of nuclear weapons.

Dr. Lollington

Karl Stein wrote: »

The Sheepshank Reduction.

One man's struggle to create the perfect lamb gravy.

You're missing the point. It's not about changing the words entirely, it's about omitting ONE letter to alter the meaning entirely!

For example:

Rash - A story about race, equality and genital herpes

Uno - The story of a pregnant teenager who decides to abort her baby.. all by herself

Carface - This gangster will take you on the ride of your life!

...and such and such

OneoOne1

Aging Bull

The poignant story of a lonley bull coming to terms with growing old.

Dravokivich

Rambo: First Brood

- Tragic tale of a vietnam veteran struggling with PTSD while trying to raise his first child.

Dr. Lollington

Low - American biopic about the comedowns of a cocaine smuggler

valoren

Snake on a Plane.

An infamous regional DJ, partakes in some self-loving on a flight after a cocktail of Nurofen and Vino.

Barely There

The Stig


Sprawling biopic about the life of Topgear's driver with obligatory twist ending.

Barely There

Sand by Me.

Coming of age drama about a bunch of young friends who meet every day in the local playground sandpit.

FunLover18

2 Years A Slave - Not as bad as being a slave for 12 years but still pretty bad

caustic 1

The fault in our (s)tars...Exploits of group of travellers going from house to house trying to drum up business.

Gone with the win(d)... Disappearance of poker player after huge win at the tables.

Step B(r)others ... Entrance problems at front door.

Scar(y) movie ... Girl sues surgeon after botched surgery.

The Odfather.... Growing up with an unusual dad.

e_e

Bogie Nights

Guy breaks into golf courses at night to better his game.

longshanks

The God, the Bad and the Ugly.
Bono, Gerry and Mary Lou.
Spit roasting.

K.Flyer

Ineption.

One man's struggle with being an idiot.

ectoraige

Roundhog Day - A weatherman and part-time pig-farmer perfects his daily hog-feeding routine in preparation for slaughter.

30 - A tiny group of Spartans warriors are quickly overwhelmed by a much larger Persian army.

Twelve years a Slav - In pre-civil war United States, Solomon Northrupinkski, a free black man from New York, decides to explore his mixed heritage and eventually settles in Eastern Europe, honing his skills as a violin player.

The Sith Sense - A young boy is helped by his dedicated psychologist to cope with his ability to see dead members of an ancient sect that utilised the dark power of the Force.

Eat - A highly successful restauranteur (De Niro) who flaunts food-safety regulations is hunted by an obsessed Health Inspector (Pacino) from the Los Angeles Department of Public Health.

DOWfall - Hitler's private secretary tells of the Nazi dictator's rise to power during the Wall Street Crash and subsequent Great Depression.

He-Guard - Brendan Glesson stars as a rural guard transported to a parallel universe to battle with the evil Skelator played by Alan Shatter

The Committment - Jimmy is sent to a mental institution after being caught interviewing himself in the bath about the exploits of his imaginary band

I Bruges - A picturesque Belgian city is taken over by Colin Farrells ego

The Napper - Colm Meaney stars in this heartwarming tale of one Dubliners battle with narcolepsy

K.Flyer

Finding Emo.

Modern day teenage angst movie with subtitles.

Aglomerado

Raveheart: Follow William Wallace as he gets E'd off his tits and paints himself blue to terrify the English while listening to drum n bass.
Edit: Ah Feck it was done already....

jamesbere

valoren wrote: »

Raveheart.

"eeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!"

Braveheat

A bunch of Scottish firefighters do battle with castle fire's in medieval times