What's the worst taste you've ever had in your mouth?

Macavity.

For me - Zopiclone. Ugh.

mad muffin

Puke bile. Blech…

Sheep Lover

A ram.

Mr. Incognito

Regret....

the evasion_kid

Zimovane

The_Valeyard

brussel sprouts

Macavity.

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Zimovane

Zopiclone is Zimovane.

KungPao

A clove.

Good gravy, what a horrible thing it is.

the evasion_kid

Macavity. wrote: »

Zopiclone is Zimovane.

Just seen that.....rotten metallic taste

Absoluvely

KungPao wrote: »

Good gravy, what a horrible thing it is.

it's just brown and water

Kevin McCloud

Farmers wine.

MelanieC

Oh god,how long before someone says "your mam!"????

brevity

Probably Olives.

KungPao

The_Valeyard wrote: »

brussel sprouts

As with other veg like cauliflower and broccoli, the problem is the way people boil them into mush.

A bit of salt, black pepper, and olive oil, then lash them into the oven...ooh yes.

Duff

Probably out of date milk that resembled cottage cheese.

humbert

Cod liver oil. Not in a tablet like the cosseted children of today but on a spoon with the threat of physical bodily harm looming large.

Macavity.

MelanieC wrote: »

Oh god,how long before someone says "your mam!"????

Too obvious.

pharmaton

my daughter gave me a vomit flavour jelly bean the other day

Macavity.

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Just seen that.....rotten metallic taste

Ruins all your meals the next day.

Lapin

Budweiser

KungPao

brevity wrote: »

Probably Olives.

Black olives aren't so bad, but green olives must grow in the depths of Hell.

Awful things.

KungPao

Lapin wrote: »

Budweiser

Tis bad.

But surely Harp or Tennents is worse?

the evasion_kid

Macavity. wrote: »

Ruins all your meals the next day.

Yeah it hangs in there alright,though librium would give it a run for its money in the wretching stakes

Birneybau

Probably dirty cooking oil. I was really hungover one day and grabbed a carton from the fridge door thinking it was orange juice...

Captain Chaos

Turkish Delight...manky taste.

KungPao

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Turkish Delight...manky taste.

How about those "coffee" sweets in a tin of Roses?...:(

BunkMoreland

Butter

KungPao

BunkMoreland wrote: »

Butter

Even on a slice of freshly toasted batch bread?

Drools...

Sheep Lover

Craft beer.

MelanieC

KungPao wrote: »

How about those "coffee" sweets in a tin of Roses?...:(

I love those. Yum.

Agree about Turkish Delight though,the icky taste plus icky texture together is just horrible.

BunkMoreland

KungPao wrote: »

Even on a slice of freshly toasted batch bread?

Drools...

Butter tastes like cum (I'd imagine)

corner of hells

pharmaton wrote: »

my daughter gave me a vomit flavour jelly bean the other day

One of the funniest posts in a long time.

The Domonator

Chartreuse.

Birneybau

BunkMoreland wrote: »

Butter tastes like cum (I'd imagine)

I've never tasted cum. You should try butter.

Chunners

Why did you feel the need to say "in your mouth"? like is the alternative to tastes in your mouth tastes up your ass or something?

For me it is anything that is "Sweet and sour", no food should be violated like that where a spare rib tastes like sugar

The Backwards Man

A mixture of engine oil and swarfega, thought it was gravy.

hfallada

I remember I made out with someone once and we had just been to McDonalds. When I was making with out her, she put her tongue into my mouth and all I could/feel was half chewed fries with ketchup. I literally tried not to throw up. It was horrible

Tin Foil Hat

Cuttlefish.
For fukk sake. Rotten rubbery bullsh1t.

RoLad001

Aluminium foil. My teeth!!

foxy farmer

Some type of paté. Had a metallic taste like it had been tainted or something. Was part of a company dinner organised by a company using their own catering facilities welcoming new recruits and their families. 22 years later the mere thought of it sends a shiver through me. The rankest thing I've ever tasted by far.

Deco99

That beer bottle that people use as an ashtray at a house party that has a little bit of beer left in it and is right next to your beer bottle so you pick it up and take a slug before realising its the wrong bottle.

osarusan

Overly strong blue cheese.

Simonigs1.0

Duff wrote: »

Probably out of date milk that resembled cottage cheese.

This. Really lumpy milk. It made me cry.

Duiske

We grew up out the country, so it was great being able to collect mushrooms from the fields for the brekkie. One morning I came down and the bro had the fry-up in full swing with loads of fresh mushrooms. Looked and smelled ****ing amazing. All downhill from there though. I was first to get fed, and as soon as I bit into the first mushroom I spat it across the kitchen. Can't even describe the taste it was so bad. Turns out the bro had intended to head out to the fields looking for some but on his way spotted a load of them beside a shed and picked them, thinking he had got lucky. Now, as most country people will know, field mushrooms generally grow in degraded cow **** when the temp and humidity are just right. However, the area these mushrooms were picked was previously the site of a dog run and what I had eaten was, quite literally, the fungus from a dog turd. :mad:

Funnily enough, I went off mushrooms after that. Can't even stomach mushroom soup.

A2LUE42

The taste caused when my nose was being cauterized. Just nasty. Probably deserved it for the lack of care taken with my face playing hurling and rugby.

SMJSF

amoxicillin... (medication)... even just thinking of it my stomach is doing flips : (

Turnip.Surely the work of the Divil

Al Capwned

That poxy ****e i put on me nails to try stop biting them

arlandria

that time I accidentally swallowed a spider

Chunners

arlandria wrote: »

that time I accidentally swallowed a spider

Did you chew it first? I only ask because if you had the time to taste it then the assumption would be that you'd have the time to spit it out

Diabhal Beag

Bailey's