Modern Medicine Keeping Me From My Inheritance

UCDCritic

You can't deny you haven't thought the same thing.

So apparently my father went for a check up and they found polyps (or something or other) which as I understand have the capacity to turn cancerous or at least over all shorten the life span. But now that these have been found he's being treated or they are keeping a watch on them (wasn't really paying attention while he was talking).

And I'm annoyed.

When someone dies yes it's sad but lets be honest, there is always a part of us that is glad they are dead, especially when there is something in it for you.

So I reckon I'll have to wait a few more years until I get a lump of money. I'd rather get it now while I'm relatively young so I can enjoy it more.

Unlike you, I didn't grow up in a manner similar to little house on the prairie, it was quite the opposite. Receiving money after my parents death is the only good thing that will come out of the situation, so before you judge just remember others didn't have it as good as you. I deserve it.

DazMarz

Mother of christ....

taytobreath

wow

UCDCritic

DazMarz wrote: »

Mother of christ....

Grow up

Barely There

UCDCritic wrote: »

So I reckon I'll have to wait a few more years until I get a lump of money.

Or you could go out and make your own money now rather than trying to parasite off your parents.

GLaDOS

Don't feed em folks

taytobreath

A lovely son you are.

Joe Duffy..

UCDCritic wrote: »

You can't deny you haven't thought the same thing.

So apparently my father went for a check up and they found polyps (or something or other) which as I understand have the capacity to turn cancerous or at least over all shorten the life span. But now that these have been found he's being treated or they are keeping a watch on them (wasn't really paying attention while he was talking).

And I'm annoyed.

When someone dies yes it's sad but lets be honest, there is always a part of us that is glad they are dead, especially when there is something in it for you.

So I reckon I'll have to wait a few more years until I get a lump of money. I'd rather get it now while I'm relatively young so I can enjoy it more.

Unlike you, I didn't grow up in a manner similar to little house on the prairie, it was quite the opposite. Receiving money after my parents death is the only good thing that will come out of the situation, so before you judge just remember others didn't have it as good as you. I deserve it.

What a knobhead.

Generic Dreadhead

UCDCritic wrote: »

Unlike you, I didn't grow up in a manner similar to little house on the prairie, it was quite the opposite. Receiving money after my parents death is the only good thing that will come out of the situation, so before you judge just remember others didn't have it as good as you. I deserve it.

Who the **** are you on about? :mad:

ravima

Are you for real?

Your father has a non life threatening complaint that you wish was fatal?

There are many people who would give away all that they have just to have some more time with a deceased parent, but alas they are not able to do so.

I think you need to rethink your attitude. Money is not everything.

Highflyer13

:eek:

stimpson

I hope he outlives you.

The_Valeyard

UCDCritic wrote: »

You can't deny you haven't thought the same thing.

So apparently my father went for a check up and they found polyps (or something or other) which as I understand have the capacity to turn cancerous or at least over all shorten the life span. But now that these have been found he's being treated or they are keeping a watch on them (wasn't really paying attention while he was talking).

And I'm annoyed.

When someone dies yes it's sad but lets be honest, there is always a part of us that is glad they are dead, especially when there is something in it for you.

So I reckon I'll have to wait a few more years until I get a lump of money. I'd rather get it now while I'm relatively young so I can enjoy it more.

Unlike you, I didn't grow up in a manner similar to little house on the prairie, it was quite the opposite. Receiving money after my parents death is the only good thing that will come out of the situation, so before you judge just remember others didn't have it as good as you. I deserve it.

Most f*cked up thing I've read in a while.

Harry Palmr

UCDCritic pure troll.

Generic Dreadhead

I just checked the past types of threads you've started, needless to say if this isn't a troll thread, it must be your "coup de gra" attempt at getting a ban or something, absolutely speechless at this.

DazMarz

UCDCritic wrote: »

Grow up

Oh, I'm quite grown up, thanks.

I'm not going around wishing my folks would die so I could get my grubby little mitts on all their stuff, however.

PizzamanIRL

Hi son. You didn't know I read boards. My will is changing first thing in the morning. You bastard.

NomadicGray

Trolling 101

gozunda

stimpson wrote: »

I hope he outlives you.

And leaves everything for medical research and the local dogs home

El Guapo!

UDCCritic, if you troll here again you will be banned permanently. Fair warning.

Everyone else, can you all not see the irony of reporting a post for trolling and then posting in the thread and feeding the troll? In future, just report it and move on.