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If you could be a fruit what would you be..

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  • 18-10-2014 9:57am
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    jacksie66
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    Celly Smunt
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    A pair of melons.


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    lukesmom
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    A coconut


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    murphyebass
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    I don't know tbh but I really like the question op

    Edit... I'd be a tomato just to be controversial


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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    A tomato


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    murphyebass
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    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    A tomato

    Great minds think alike


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    cloud493
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    A raspberry. Not everyone likes raspberries. I'm ok with that.


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    genericguy
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    Elton john cos he is really rich


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    gugleguy
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    crab apple. :mad:
    wonder has cherry ghost posted in this thread yet?


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    wazky
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    Alan Carr.


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    Banjo String
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    A snozberry.


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    Turtyturd
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    A mad fruit.


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    Tzardine
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    A cucumber.

    Women love cucumbers.


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    TerrorFirmer
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    a fine juicy plum


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    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
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    A lime, with any luck id be swimming in Corona post haste!


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    Chancer3001
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    I'd be a fineapple

    Cos I'm so fine


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    Buona Fortuna
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    Has to be a Kumquat :D


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    MRnotlob606
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    a grape


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    One eyed Jack
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    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Has to be a Kumquat :D


    Ahh feck ya, I was gonna say a kumquat! I don't know what fruit I'd be now as all I ever wanted to be was a kumquat! :(

    Maybe I could be bananas!


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    SparkySpitfire
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    Plum, I'm tart. :P


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    buddy22
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    I wish I was a grapefruit, and here’s the
    reason why, when you came to eat me,
    I’d squirt you in the eye!


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    Merkin
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    A mango, juicy, moreish, tasty and desirable :)


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    Buona Fortuna
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    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    Plum, I'm tart. :P

    Reminds me - we had some lovely plums this year, nomnomnom - sadly all gone now. The chucks ate the last of the manky pecked ones but lovely while they lasted :)


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    SparkySpitfire
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    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Reminds me - we had some lovely plums this year, nomnomnom - sadly all gone now. The chucks ate the last of the manky pecked ones but lovely while they lasted :)

    I really do love eating them but they're so hit and miss, if it's soft and sweet - get it out of my mouth!!! :eek:


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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    buddy22 wrote: »
    I wish I was a grapefruit, and here’s the
    reason why, when you came to eat me,
    I’d squirt you in the eye!

    Sounds like my ex


    There are a few dingleberries on boards as well:D


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    BrokenHero
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    Tzardine wrote: »
    A cucumber.

    Women love cucumbers.

    Damn. I'll be a banana so.


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    The Backwards Man
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    I'd be an ugli fruit.











    Attractive, sweet and extremely beneficial for your health.


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    branie2
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    A banana


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    cloud493
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    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Ahh feck ya, I was gonna say a kumquat! I don't know what fruit I'd be now as all I ever wanted to be was a kumquat! :(

    Maybe I could be bananas!

    You go rotten easily, and are often under ripe?


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    One eyed Jack
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    You go rotten easily, and are often under ripe?


    I'm a good source of potassium though, keeps you going for hours... :p


    If I could be confectionery, I'd be a Mars bar!


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    bnt
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    A Durian: if I fell on your head it would be fatal, but oh so delicious. If you can stand the smell, that is ... :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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