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If you could be a fruit what would you be..

  • 18-10-2014 8:57am
    #1
    jacksie66
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  • #2
    Celly Smunt
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    A pair of melons.


  • #3
    lukesmom
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    A coconut


  • #4
    murphyebass
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    I don't know tbh but I really like the question op

    Edit... I'd be a tomato just to be controversial


  • #5
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    A tomato


  • #6
    murphyebass
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    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    A tomato

    Great minds think alike


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  • #7
    cloud493
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    A raspberry. Not everyone likes raspberries. I'm ok with that.


  • #8
    genericguy
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    Elton john cos he is really rich


  • #9
    gugleguy
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    crab apple. :mad:
    wonder has cherry ghost posted in this thread yet?


  • #10
    wazky
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    Alan Carr.


  • #11
    Banjo String
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    A snozberry.


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  • #12
    Turtyturd
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    A mad fruit.


  • #13
    Tzardine
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    A cucumber.

    Women love cucumbers.


  • #14
    TerrorFirmer
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    a fine juicy plum


  • #15
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    A lime, with any luck id be swimming in Corona post haste!


  • #16
    Chancer3001
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    I'd be a fineapple

    Cos I'm so fine


  • #17
    Buona Fortuna
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    Has to be a Kumquat :D


  • #18
    MRnotlob606
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    a grape


  • #19
    One eyed Jack
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    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Has to be a Kumquat :D


    Ahh feck ya, I was gonna say a kumquat! I don't know what fruit I'd be now as all I ever wanted to be was a kumquat! :(

    Maybe I could be bananas!


  • #20
    SparkySpitfire
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    Plum, I'm tart. :P


  • #21
    buddy22
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    I wish I was a grapefruit, and here’s the
    reason why, when you came to eat me,
    I’d squirt you in the eye!


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  • #22
    Merkin
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    A mango, juicy, moreish, tasty and desirable :)


  • #23
    Buona Fortuna
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    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    Plum, I'm tart. :P

    Reminds me - we had some lovely plums this year, nomnomnom - sadly all gone now. The chucks ate the last of the manky pecked ones but lovely while they lasted :)


  • #24
    SparkySpitfire
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    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Reminds me - we had some lovely plums this year, nomnomnom - sadly all gone now. The chucks ate the last of the manky pecked ones but lovely while they lasted :)

    I really do love eating them but they're so hit and miss, if it's soft and sweet - get it out of my mouth!!! :eek:


  • #25
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    buddy22 wrote: »
    I wish I was a grapefruit, and here’s the
    reason why, when you came to eat me,
    I’d squirt you in the eye!

    Sounds like my ex


    There are a few dingleberries on boards as well:D


  • #26
    BrokenHero
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    Tzardine wrote: »
    A cucumber.

    Women love cucumbers.

    Damn. I'll be a banana so.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
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    I'd be an ugli fruit.











    Attractive, sweet and extremely beneficial for your health.


  • #28
    branie2
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    A banana


  • #29
    cloud493
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    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Ahh feck ya, I was gonna say a kumquat! I don't know what fruit I'd be now as all I ever wanted to be was a kumquat! :(

    Maybe I could be bananas!

    You go rotten easily, and are often under ripe?


  • #30
    One eyed Jack
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    You go rotten easily, and are often under ripe?


    I'm a good source of potassium though, keeps you going for hours... :p


    If I could be confectionery, I'd be a Mars bar!


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  • #31
    bnt
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    A Durian: if I fell on your head it would be fatal, but oh so delicious. If you can stand the smell, that is ... :eek:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #32
    EazyD
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    I'd be a starfruit, no explanation needed for that one.


  • #33
    catallus
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    I'd be a peach. Fuzzy on the outside and my juices run down your chin, no matter what you do!


  • #34
    corner of hells
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    I'd be a fruitbat or maybe a coconut , hairy on the outside and moist on the inside.


  • #35
    Talib Fiasco
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    I'd be a plum. Fresh and juicy ready for the picking. The sun dancing off them nicely. Women want to bite into the plum and let the juice spill down their chin.


  • #36
    Summer wind
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    I'd be a pineapple cos I might have a tough exterior but I'm full of juicy sweet goodness on the inside.


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  • #37
    greenbicycle
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    Definitly a grenadilla!

    Like a passion fruit but a bit more exotic...!


  • #38
    Tarzana
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    Rhubarb - be in the acquired taste cool crowd. :cool:


  • #39
    Buona Fortuna
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    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    I really do love eating them but they're so hit and miss, if it's soft and sweet - get it out of my mouth!!! :eek:

    Hard and sour?:p


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