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Do people in star trek take ****es?

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  • 18-10-2014 9:52am
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    jacksie66
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    jacksie66
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    Celly Smunt
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    No but **** **** **** and sometimes **** **** ****.


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    alchemist33
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    And influences your usernames...?


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    Voodoomelon
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    Yes, did you never hear of the captains log?


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    Senna
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    the 3 shells


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    Davarus Walrus
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    Colm Meaney's character strikes me as the sort of lad who'd drop the bodysuit and take a good sh1te. Possibly while grunting and cursing. More than likely after 10 pints of stout and a snackbox.


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    hardCopy
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    I presume they just beam it out.

    The extracted matter is used as raw material for the replicator.


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    ffactj
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    When they beam off the ship, the sh1te gets beamed into a special tank that makes Klingon face cream.
    So they save on having toilets and also make a bit of profit selling the face cream to the Klingons.


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    Cienciano
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    Could they "beam" it directly out? Would be funny if you were in charge of the transporters, you could beam it out and directly into someones mouth


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    joe stodge
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    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Trek_toilet.JPG there's only one jacks on the defiant.


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    Tokyo
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    They just have it beamed out of them with the teleporter now and again I'd say. Then the replicator replicates food out of the **** molecules.

    "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"


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    Turtyturd
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    How mad is this thread?


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    mikom
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    jacksie66 wrote: »
    Do people in star trek take shites?

    Yes they do.
    When they go number 2's, they boldly go.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Stick to your fruit thread. Good man.


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