Do you shave your arse?

some random drunk

I know there's been plenty of threads before on here about shaving your pubes but don't think there's been one before about shaving arses.

I tend to have a bit of downy fluff on my backside so I got myself one of those Remington body hair trimmers a few years back. Tis very useful I have to say. I give the ol' rear end a good going over every 3 to 4 weeks. It's more hygienic, less itchy and I think looks better too.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who does this, so my question is simple - lads do you shave your arse? And ladies, what do you prefer on a fella - a bare bottom or a hirsute hiney?

walshyp

I do or else I get dangleberries or arse biscuits is another term for them.

endacl

That's it. After Hours is finished. The last daft topic has been dredged up. There's literally nothing else to post about.

Do you shave your arse? FFS.

c_man

some random drunk wrote: »

I think looks better too.

How often are you looking at your arse in the mirror?? :eek:


No. No, I don't.

jacksie66

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PizzamanIRL

No I'm too lazy for all that hassle so I just singe it.

walshyp

endacl wrote: »

That's it. After Hours is finished. The last daft topic has been dredged up. There's literally nothing else to post about.

Do you shave your arse? FFS.

Do you wipe your arse?

some random drunk

c_man wrote: »

How often are you looking at your arse in the mirror?? :eek:


No. No, I don't.

Ah yes, I believe I covered that important topic in a previous "classic" thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=78620184

Fat Christy

Holy mother of jaysus what a thread.....

Serious answer: The itch from a shaved arse would kill a man. I don't do it.

EDIT: Did it once, learned my lesson, never again!!

PizzamanIRL

Fat Christy wrote: »

Holy mother of jaysus what a thread.....

Serious answer: The itch from a shaved arse would kill a man. I don't do it.

Are you a fecking man or woman or what? I won't sleep happy til I know the answer.

0byme75341jo28

No. Why? Well...

Banjo String

some random drunk wrote: »

I know there's been plenty of threads before on here about shaving your pubes but don't think there's been one before about shaving arses.

I tend to have a bit of downy fluff on my backside so I got myself one of those Remington body hair trimmers a few years back. Tis very useful I have to say. I give the ol' rear end a good going over every 3 to 4 weeks. It's more hygienic, less itchy and I think looks better too.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who does this, so my question is simple - lads do you shave your arse? And ladies, what do you prefer on a fella - a bare bottom or a hirsute hiney?

That you Ted, ya big eejit.

0byme75341jo28

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Are you a fecking man or woman or what? I won't sleep happy til I know the answer.

He's a woman.

Chucken

some random drunk wrote: »

Ah yes, I believe I covered that important topic in a previous "classic" thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=78620184

How did you even remember posting that?

Fat Christy

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Are you a fecking man or woman or what? I won't sleep happy til I know the answer.

It depends on how I'm feeling to be honest...

Anyway it's none of your business, feck off! :mad:

endacl

walshyp wrote: »

Do you wipe your arse?

Go to bed now. School in the morning.

Filmer Paradise

some random drunk wrote: »

I know there's been plenty of threads before on here about shaving your pubes but don't think there's been one before about shaving arses.

I tend to have a bit of downy fluff on my backside so I got myself one of those Remington body hair trimmers a few years back. Tis very useful I have to say. I give the ol' rear end a good going over every 3 to 4 weeks. It's more hygienic, less itchy and I think looks better too.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who does this, so my question is simple - lads do you shave your arse? And ladies, what do you prefer on a fella - a bare bottom or a hirsute hiney?

OP. Go home! You're (randomly) drunk.

The Moldy Gowl

Pack up boys, its time to go home

PizzamanIRL

Fat Christy wrote: »

It depends on how I'm feeling to be honest...

Anyway it's none of your business, feck off! :mad:

I demand to know!

westernfrenzy

Yeah. Regularly use a fork to do it.

Fat Christy

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I demand to know!

Boo hoo, too fcuking bad!

Stop derailing the thread and answer the man/woman's question FFS! :mad:

Sir Arthur Daley

I gets mine waxed.

walshyp

I shave it off along with my pubes and grind it up and snort it like cocaine.

fleet_admiral

No, my balloon knot is a willnots graveyard

some random drunk

endacl wrote: »

The last daft topic has been dredged up.

Oh I've got plenty more daft topics up my sleeve, just you wait :pac:

PizzamanIRL

Fat Christy wrote: »

Boo hoo, too fcuking bad!

Stop derailing the thread and answer the man/woman's question FFS! :mad:

I did answer it on page 1. You must be a man if you don't pay attention

c_man

Hmm, poll results show a couple of women who like the hairy arses... *note to self, loosen belt on nights out* :cool:

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Are we talking full surface area or around the tea towel holder?

0byme75341jo28

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I did answer it on page 1. You must be a man if you don't pay attention

Picking and choosing what you want to hear is a feminine trait though

You'll never know. Are you a Pizzaman in real life?

Fat Christy

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Are we talking full surface area or around the tea towel holder?

How hairy are you? :eek:

some random drunk

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Are we talking full surface area or around the tea towel holder?

Either. Both tend to be very hairy in my case, so I try to get rid of as much hair as possible without injuring myself. If there was a medical term for what I suffer from I'm sure it would be "werewolf arse".

PizzamanIRL

Leila Green Gunslinger wrote: »

Picking and choosing what you want to hear is a feminine trait though

You'll never know. Are you a Pizzaman in real life?

Kind of. I'm a man who loves pizza.

The_Valeyard

Like f*ck i am putting a blade anywhere near there

walshyp

Smells like arse biscuits

fussyonion

I once used Veet cream. I didn't mean to. I just applied the stuff too far back.

By God it burned. It felt like the jalapeno tears of a dragon sitting on a throne of nails. Nails which were on fire.
And I'm a woman.

correa cristobal

You should try hot waxing it! That's gotta be fun. Let us know! And then bleach it

endacl

fussyonion wrote: »

I once used Veet cream. I didn't mean to. I just applied the stuff too far back.

By God it burned. It felt like the jalapeno tears of a dragon sitting on a throne of nails. Nails which were on fire.
And I'm a woman.

This stuff? :eek:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

4zn76tysfajdxp

I don't shave it but I'm planning on bleaching it and walking on my hands backwards to go as Keith Lemon for Hallowe'en.

Spring Onion

walshyp wrote: »

I do or else I get dangleberries or arse biscuits is another term for them.

Older I get, the more of a problem this has become. Is shaving the solution, maybe.

walshyp

Look up for Veet for men on amazon and read the reviews. Brilliant!

After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

fussyonion

Just use a lighter to burn the hairs off.

catallus

There are some masseurs which provide shaving as an option, if you want that.

c_man

OP do you bleach? In for a penny, in for a pound

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Fat Christy wrote: »

How hairy are you? :eek:

It's only a bit of downy fluff.

some random drunk

c_man wrote: »

OP do you bleach? In for a penny, in for a pound

I don't.....yet

jimgoose

I keep posterioral hirsuititude at bay by applying a blowtorch to my arse at 06:45 in the AM each morning. Wakes a feller right up, I'll tell ya.

nerobert

walshyp wrote: »

Look up for Veet for men on amazon and read the reviews. Brilliant!

After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

Just finished reading them myself, brilliant!

The One Doctor

No. I shave my bollockular area though.

correa cristobal

In all seriousness though, I don't think shaving your ass is a viable thing to do under any circumstance, unless you're doing a porno and you're the chick :S

demanufactured

some random drunk wrote: »

I know there's been plenty of threads before on here about shaving your pubes but don't think there's been one before about shaving arses.

I tend to have a bit of downy fluff on my backside so I got myself one of those Remington body hair trimmers a few years back. Tis very useful I have to say. I give the ol' rear end a good going over every 3 to 4 weeks. It's more hygienic, less itchy and I think looks better too.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who does this, so my question is simple - lads do you shave your arse? And ladies, what do you prefer on a fella - a bare bottom or a hirsute hiney?

Himalaya Joe!

podgemonster

demanufactured wrote: »

Himalaya Joe!

That was a medical condition!