What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?

Son Of A Vidic

IvaBigWun wrote: »

What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?

They come over here stealing our Hoverboards.

What's your preference, hologram or the real thing?

Is a weekend on Mars all it's cracked up to be?

Will the cycle of us having to bail out the Bankers ever end?

Custardpi

Is now a good time to buy an apartment on Venus?

Happyman42

'Should Martians Wear The Poppy?'

realweirdo

I'm going to the moon...anyone coming??

Custardpi

How to get an Alpha Centaurian girlfriend?

IvaBigWun

Accommodation & Property

"For sale: my Grandad's 2 bed apartment in Sunny Beach Bulgaria. $50 or ono"

Sir Arthur Daley

Why are the track motors and blade at the same end?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Why are all muslims terrorists?"

"How can we make teachers do more work?"

"Imygrunts stoal my job"

"Cats are bastards."

Not much of a change, really...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Anyone remember the Euro?

Was uniting Ireland a big mistake?

Anywhere still selling car tyres?

Will you upgrade to the iPhone 56S?

What date is 'The Purge' this year?

Ryan Tubridy due for early release next year!

c_man

"Should the uploaded mind of Seanie Fitz in cyberspace be quarantined in an isolated server for once again bankrupting the nation?"

"Poll: Bishop speaks out against AI-Human marriage, do you agree with him?"

"Welcome your new mod: c_man_jnr_jnr!"

"Poll: Have you ever been to Leitrim?"

handbagmad

I cant get as fat as others around me, where am I going wrong?

realweirdo

"Bertie Ahern's comeback (and Presidency)"

TheSheriff

When did we all start speaking german?

Custardpi

[In the Post-Reunification forum] Were Jedward really the best choice to write our new national anthem?

Charlie19

Funny spaceships to rent or buy on craft.ie

Shall we abolish the leaving the house tax?

Are you buying the Xbox 25 or the PS30?

catallus

How do you cook your bugs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euTBQOrpOmM

longshanks

iOS72 is crashing, should I switch to android vienetta?

Luke92

Everyone on the dole is lazy.

Not much will change. We're used to all technological advancements at the moment. They just keep getting better but not many new and interesting inventions will happen in the next 50 years.

Custardpi

Are you happy with your government assigned breeding partner? Were we better off with "dating"? [Mod Note: No discussion of LuvULike software, compatibility logarithms, etc. See Charter for details]

ardle1

Rare vintage iPhone 6 discovered in bog and sold to the National Gallery for 1,000,000€..
The Taoiseach Ioka Nakeemo says this is a great find for my Country....

EmilyHoward

Self driving car knocked me down crossing the road, what are my rights regarding insurance etc.

Custardpi

Why do some parents refuse to microchip their children?

foggy_lad

26th september 2064

Message from the owner of boards.is inc, the friendly bankers and bond holders to all members

Who wants a kick in the face?

candy-gal1

Well with any luck itll be "Where can I get this Live Forever type drug they have invented?
Heres hoping from my side anyway, if not before then because by that time Ill be 78 *touch wood* so if there hasnt been some such thing invented before then, it better be then or quite soon!

Oranage2

Nationals - should they be forced to integrate?

Why can't we talk about MCD?

Should Catholicism be re introduced into public schools?

Americans first female president

Have ISIS modernized Islam?

Do you like baked beans?

Oranage2

Sinn Fein - Green party coalition declare war on the Republic of Wales

Akrasia

In 2065 we'll have the republican party blaming the democrats for not doing enough to tackle climate change


Former members of Islamic state will now be heads of global energy companies controlling vast solar arrays farming electricity from the middle east.

The motors section will be gone because nobody will own a car anymore. All cars will be autonomous self driven vehicles and will be ordered on demand like taxis. Most people will work from home so the daily commute will be over. Manufacturing industry will be mostly automated as 3d printing makes fabricating almost anything a simple automated process.

The jobs of the future will be in manual tasks that are too complex to be easily automated and in creative industries that are demanded for entertainment purposes (they won't strictly be needed because computers will already be capable of composing music and writing films and poetry that is indistinguishable from that of a human author, but people will still demand 'authenticity')

The biggest conversation in public discourse will be about politics, sociology and economics. In a time when people can fabricate almost anything they could possibly desire, the gap between rich and poor will change to access to scarce public resources such as parklands and public space. The rich will live in sprawling suburbs, the poor will live in tightly packed urban areas. But with cheap energy and improved technology to convert sea water to drinking water, we will see large areas of arid land converted into much more desirable landscape (similar to how Dubai is today)

Money will pour into the tourism and leisure industry, which will focus on preserving areas on natural beauty for the enjoyment of the wealthy and privileged, but even for the poor and average incomes, virtual reality will be so advanced that people will be able to accept virtual experiences for most of their leisure time, and reserve reality for occasional experience holidays.

Duggy747

Traces of human meat found in Tesco's Soylent Green!

gugleguy

Smartphone electrocuted me because it felt like it: how to dispose of this.

Daveysil15

We'll be comparing Irish female robots with foreign female robots.