any tips for pulling girls at the discos

The Edster

Everyone thinks I'm still a frigit but I'm not and No one would believe me if I told them so any tips?

lertsnim

get ****ed

DarkJager

The Edster wrote: »

Everyone thinks I'm still a frigit but I'm not and No one would believe me if I told them so any tips?

I find the hair is best but loose clothing also works well.

OU812

Is it mid term already?

Talib Fiasco

Stop being a frigit OP and just ask women to give it up and ride ya.

frag420

They love when you lick their cheeks............its a sign you are interested in them!!

pablomakaveli

Put a hand on shoulder and pull. They dont come with handles unfortunately.

Donkey Oaty

The Edster wrote: »

Everyone thinks I'm still a frigit but I'm not and No one would believe me if I told them

There's your great and original chat-up line - but we'll all be using it now, so you're too late.

nocoverart

Good man Ed, it's good to get it off your chest. Now man up for the love of God.

dodderangler

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Put a hand on shoulder and pull. They dont come with handles unfortunately.

Or a mute button!

Davarus Walrus

Stuff an armadillo down the front of your trousers.

Banjo String

OP I'd say the next ride you get will be the first one too.

Fr_Dougal

The Edster wrote: »

Everyone thinks I'm still a frigit but I'm not and No one would believe me if I told them so any tips?

Don't worry, when you're older everyone will realise that you're not frigit. Of course they'll still mock you, but it won't be for being frigit .

166man

Politely inform them you drive a slammed on its arse 90bhp VW Passat/Bora on RS6 reps and you'll be laughing. Won't even have to buy them a drink!

131spanner

You get one woman for every can of Lynx / tub of Brylcreem you're wearing.

Load up.

oldyouth

I always carry a bag of sweets

jamesbere

One word, chloroform

pablomakaveli

If OP isn't a frigit then surely he's pulled a girl before.

So why does he need advice to do it again?

The plot thickens.

Rezident

Smile a genuine smile at her, walk up to her, look into her eyes and tell her that she is absolutely beautiful (and you have to mean it, they can tell) and when she tells you she has a boyfriend, say 'of course you do, you're beautiful'.

I only actually had the balls to do it twice but it had a 100% success rate.

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

Everyone thinks I'm still a frigit but I'm not and No one would believe me if I told them so any tips?

Do you have a wingman? If not, you need to get one.

Go up to a girl with your wingman and say 'Hey, will ya shift my mate?'
If they so No, say 'Will ya shift me?'.

Used to work in my day. :pac:

PizzamanIRL

Give her just the tip

Panthro

I know many, many ways to pull the ladies.
Send me on you bank info there and I'll sort ya right out.

The Edster

Shift means make out over here lads ain't a Lad in my year that's had a ride

Ah fek I will just walk up and ask

Iranoutofideas

Dance into them backwards. They love it

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do you have a wingman? If not, you need to get one.

Go up to a girl with your wingman and say 'Hey, will ya shift my mate?'
If they so No, say 'Will ya shift me?'.

Used to work in my day. :pac:

Lol I was thinking of that too

biko

Tips I have found helped me

Talk to them
Compliment them
Be funny
Be good looking

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

Lol I was thinking of that too

I'm not even joking when I say that. There's many a mate I shifted.

Oh christ I feel like a creep. :o:o

The Edster

pablomakaveli wrote: »

If OP isn't a frigit then surely he's pulled a girl before.

So why does he need advice to do it again?

The plot thickens.

Www went out in like fifth class it's different now I can't just say I like you n then we go out for a few week hold handsand mmaybe have washing machine syndrome

Fat Christy

biko wrote: »

Tips I have found helped me

Talk to them
Compliment them
Be funny
Be good looking

FYP

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

FYP

Well I was told I am but of course we were friends so idk

kowloon

131spanner wrote: »

You get one woman for every can of Lynx / tub of Brylcreem you're wearing.

Load up.

If I had only remembered to collect the tokens off the packs before I threw them out I'd be drowned in wimmins by now.

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

Well I was told I am but of course we were friends so idk

You never said you were trying to get out of the friendzone!!

Just give up now lad!

Panthro

Wimminz are like horses OP, if you sneak up on them from behind they will get frightened and they will kick.
Best to approach from the front, let them get a good whiff off ya, once they know your smell they'll relax a little.
It also helps if you have a carrot for them to nibble on while you stroke their mane and say 'who's a good girl...who's a good girl'.....


(For anyone whos offended by the above, The above is of course, a load of horseshyt!)

DarkJager

The Edster wrote: »

Shift means make out over here lads ain't a Lad in my year that's had a ride

Ah fek I will just walk up and ask

Yeah cos there's just loads of women falling over themselves to have sex with 13 year olds?? Stick to the shifting lad

crazygeryy

just walk up and say " hey there, were your parents retarded because you look very special".
gets them everytime.

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

You never said you were trying to get out of the friendzone!!

Just give up now lad!

I ain't trying to get her
I just don't wanna resort to shifting a wolfwwalrus hybrid like many a lad

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

I ain't trying to get her
I just don't wanna resort to shifting a wolfwwalrus hybrid like many a lad

Okkaaayyy, just don't lose your jumper!

The Edster

crazygeryy wrote: »

just walk up and say " hey there, were your parents retarded because you look very special".
gets them everytime.

And gets you slapped

That was funny tho lol

Duggy747

You need a wingman to go up to wimmen and say: "Hey, will you shift my friend?"

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

Okkaaayyy, just don't lose your jumper!

Dancin at the disco

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

Dancin at the disco

GET THE FCUK OUT OF HERE!

OP is taking the piss! You should be too young to know that song!

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

GET THE FCUK OUT OF HERE!

OP is taking the piss! You should be too young to know that song!

My dad always sings it

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

My dad always sings it

Ohhh........

I didn't think I was that old.

The Edster

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ohhh........

I didn't think I was that old.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds=lsd
We are the eggmen
In an octopuses. Garden in the shade

Knex*

Ask them have the seen the last turkey in Dunnes. Then run after them with your testicles out, while shouting, "Gobble, gobble".

Bitches love turkeys.

The Edster

Knex. wrote: »

Ask them have the seen the last turkey in Dunnes. Then run after them with your testicles out, while shouting, "Gobble, gobble".

Bitches love turkeys.

Nah I prefer to just go up behind and poke em if they run I'll dobthat

Daveysil15

Just say, "My friend wants to know will you shift me?" Or something that will make them laugh. If you make them laugh you're half way there.

conorh91

Rezident wrote: »

Smile a genuine smile at her, walk up to her, look into her eyes and tell her that she is absolutely beautiful (and you have to mean it, they can tell) and when she tells you she has a boyfriend, say 'of course you do, you're beautiful'.

Any girl who falls for that shouldn't be let out without a crash helmet.

Would that not be the creepiest thing you could possibly say to an (Irish) girl?

Give her a go of your naggin OP. Maybe some chips.

Knex*

crazygeryy wrote: »

just walk up and say " hey there, were your parents retarded because you look very special".
gets them everytime.

Is your Father in prison?

No? Well if I was your Father, I would be.

Rezident wrote: »

Smile a genuine smile at her, walk up to her, look into her eyes and tell her that she is absolutely beautiful (and you have to mean it, they can tell) and when she tells you she has a boyfriend, say 'of course you do, you're beautiful'.

Christ. In Ireland you'd nearly be better off asking them if they wanted to play the rape game.

"No? That's the spirit!"

The Edster

I'll do wharf fat Christy. Said n I'll use the ugliest wingman I can find

Fat Christy

The Edster wrote: »

I'll do wharf fat Christy. Said n I'll use the ugliest wingman I can find

Aha. Good luck Kiddo. :)