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How do you meet someone (kiss)

  • 22-09-2014 2:43pm
    #1
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭


    I'm ment to be meeting someone soon and I'm not too sure how to do it like I need to find out can you tell me some techniques pls don't say it will come naturally thanks


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  • #2
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    I'm ment to be meeting someone soon and I'm not too sure how to do it like I need to find out can you tell me some techniques pls don't say it will come naturally thanks

    Text them or call them to confirm the time and place you're supposed to meet at. If the time suits you, and you can make it comfortably to the location at that time you're good to go!


  • #3
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    I'm ment to be meeting someone soon and I'm not too sure how to do it like I need to find out can you tell me some techniques pls don't say it will come naturally thanks

    Weren't you pointed towards a different forum earlier?
    And then you decide to post in After Hours? May your god have mercy on your soul.


  • #4
    Jimminy Mc Fukhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    If it's a girl a curt bow followed by kissing her hand.
    If it's a bloke a swift, straight punch to the windpipe.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sometimes one hand on each tit, sometimes feed the pony with one hand. Really depends on the position yous are sitting in when it happens.


  • #6
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    This is the sort of thread its usually my job to start


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  • #7
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sometimes one hand on each tit, sometimes feed the pony with one hand. Really depends on the position yous are sitting in when it happens.


    What if he only has 2 hands?


  • #8
    Rubberchikken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    if you mean actually kissing someone, take it slowly. you need to relax and have an enjoyable time with the person first. if it's a first date, then ask the person questions, listen to the answers, chat about things. above all relax and show the other person you're enjoying their company.
    at the end of the date if they show a sign, maybe by moving in a little closer when saying goodnight, then it'll feel right and you may end up kissing.

    good luck.


  • #9
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    Chucken wrote: »
    Weren't you pointed towards a different forum earlier?
    And then you decide to post in After Hours? May your god have mercy on your soul.

    It was in Irish so I didn't really understand what was goin on


  • #10
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    Lob it into her, boss.


  • #11
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    What do I do with my tongue ?


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  • #12
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Any luck getting those fireworks?


  • #13
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    Chucken wrote: »
    What if he only has 2 hands?
    Haha


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chucken wrote: »
    What if he only has 2 hands?
    Is it the one with the 3 boobies you think he's talking about?


  • #15
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    thelad95 wrote: »
    Any luck getting those fireworks?

    Nah nt yet


  • #16
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    What do I do with my tongue ?

    Stick it where the sun dont shine.


  • #17
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Doff your fedora and address her as M'Lady.


  • #18
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I would like to give you advice, but I'd feel a little creepy advising a 12-14(?) year-old lad how to kiss and feel up a young one.


  • #19
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    put on the condom now, to save time later on

    birds love a confident, responsible bloke


  • #20
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    It was in Irish so I didn't really understand what was goin on

    You were given the link. (not in Irish) Just click it.


  • #21
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    KungPao wrote: »
    I would like to give you advice, but I'd feel a little creepy advising a 12-14(?) year-old lad how to kiss and feel up a young one.

    Then just say it in private message I just want to know what to do while we're meeting like well be lip locked I just want to know what to do with my tongue


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  • #22
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    I just want to know what to do with my tongue

    Talk would be a good start.


  • #23
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Then just say it in private message I just want to know what to do while we're meeting like well be lip locked I just want to know what to do with my tongue


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1146

    Get over there ^^^^


  • #24
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    Chucken wrote: »
    You were given the link. (not in Irish) Just click it.

    Aload of threads come up when I click on it


  • #25
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Don't forget to practise on your arm first :)


  • #26
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Aload of threads come up when I click on it



    So make a new thread...just like you did here.


  • #27
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Aload of threads come up when I click on it

    Obviously. It's a forum, like. Just like when you open After Hours or Teach na nGealt.


  • #28
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Aload of threads come up when I click on it
    That forum is made for younger people like you. This forum is full of all sorts...just go there and ask, you'll get better advice from people around your age.


  • #29
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Then just say it in private message I just want to know what to do while we're meeting like well be lip locked I just want to know what to do with my tongue

    Just copy whatever she does. It'll probably be shit. Enjoy!


  • #30
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I dunno..I manage to meet people every day without locking lips with them.
    Strange old world *sigh*


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  • #31
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Chucken wrote: »
    I dunno..I manage to meet people every day without locking lips with them.
    Strange old world *sigh*

    I know what you mean. I shifted a sofa today...


  • #32
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kisses.gif


  • #33
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Serious answer: round and round and spluttering moisture like the spin cycle on a banjaxed washing machine.


  • #34
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    An File wrote: »
    Serious answer: round and round and spluttering moisture like the spin cycle on a banjaxed washing machine.


    Thats just you :p


  • #35
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Serious answer.

    Why not get one of your mates, somebody more experienced in de wayz of de wimminz, to show you.

    It wouldn't be weird at all. It'd be edumacational.


  • #36
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Chucken wrote: »
    Thats just you :p

    Play along! The OP's next thread could be hilarious! :p


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  • #37
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    endacl wrote: »
    Serious answer.

    Why not get one of your mates, somebody more experienced in de wayz of de wimminz, to show you.

    It wouldn't be weird at all. It'd be edumacational.

    And slightly gay


  • #38
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    Eight pints before you meet her to 'warm up.' Another seven or eight after that to really get her and you in the mood. Bring her to some late bar with dim lighting, a bit of sh1te talk, drop the hand and aways ya go.

    Fcuking flawless plan.


  • #39
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    An File wrote: »
    Play along! The OP's next thread could be hilarious! :p

    "I was told to drop the hand! Who's hand? Her's or mine? Drop it where? I can't drop it! It's stuck to me wrist! Whatdoidonow?!?!?"

    ...kinda thing?


  • #40
    Mark10359
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Mark10359


    Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »
    Eight pints before you meet her to 'warm up.' Another seven or eight after that to really get her and you in the mood. Bring her to some late bar with dim lighting, a bit of sh1te talk, drop the hand and aways ya go.

    Fcuking flawless plan.

    Only 1 problem I'm quite a few years underage


  • #41
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    An File wrote: »
    Play along! The OP's next thread could be hilarious! :p


    Only if it's as Gaeilge.


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  • #42
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »
    Eight pints before you meet her to 'warm up.' Another seven or eight after that to really get her and you in the mood. Bring her to some late bar with dim lighting, a bit of sh1te talk, drop the hand and aways ya go.

    Fcuking flawless plan.


    Not only are you a highly-qualified and talented medical doctor, but you must also be a Doctor of Love.


  • #43
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    What do I do with my tongue ?

    FFS whatever you end up doing with it just don't bite it or hers!


  • #44
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Give her a haribo tangfastic - everything else will follow.


  • #45
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Oh, and one of ye will need to stand on an old copy of the Yellow Pages. Just to make it cute.


  • #46
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    This is the sort of thread its usually my job to start

    These people taking all the jobs. Shame shame. Report him for it lol


  • #47
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    OP I really would advise going to the Teen forum to ask this. AH is not the best place to learn this stuff.


  • #48
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    Mark10359 wrote: »
    Only 1 problem I'm quite a few years underage

    You have to start drinking sometime. Get it into you.


  • #49
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Start jacking it as soon as you see her, then stick your tongue out and start making noises.


  • #50
    Pawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    KungPao wrote: »
    This forum is full of all sorts...

    Excuse me???


  • #51
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sometimes one hand on each tit, sometimes feed the pony with one hand. Really depends on the position yous are sitting in when it happens.

    Feed the pony? Jaysus you learn something new every day. Thank god for AH.


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