World to end in 7 Days. What will you do...?

Nomis21

Our planet will be destroyed in 7 days by a giant asteroid.

If you knew this to be true, how would you spend your time? (Bearing in mind everyone else on the planet will know this as well.)

Would you... Quit your job? Have as much sex as possible with whoever wherever? Would you start going to Church/Mosque/Temple? Get Drunk?

None of the above...?

holystungun9

Sigh

LaVail

I'd chase down the girl I let get away and die balls deep in her

Sir Arthur Daley

LaVail wrote: »

I'd chase down the girl I let get away and die balls deep in her

Beaver tailing is the only way.

Birneybau

holystungun9 wrote: »

Sigh

For 7 days?

Heroin for myself I imagine.

Celly Smunt

LaVail wrote: »

I'd chase down the girl I let get away and die balls deep in her

Why not do it now?

I'd make sure I was with everyone I cared about and said everything I needed to. Then I'd take up hard drugs to see what the big dealio is and drinking and orgies and other hobbies.

And then when the end of the world failed to materialise (again) I'd be a toothless addict, no job, no dignity, no money, on the streets, turning tricks for meth.

I'd see all my family, give them hugs. Lets keep it there.

foggy_lad

Nomis21 wrote: »

Our planet will be destroyed in 7 days by a giant asteroid.

If you knew this to be true, how would you spend your time? (Bearing in mind everyone else on the planet will know this as well.)

Would you... Quit your job? Have as much sex as possible with whoever wherever? Would you start going to Church/Mosque/Temple? Get Drunk?

None of the above...?

I will have to talk to my supervisor, You will get a call back in the next ten days please be patient.

Buona Fortuna

LaVail wrote: »

I'd chase down the girl I let get away and die balls deep in her

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Why not do it now?

With only seven days left there wouldn't be time for the court case.

Molester Stallone II

I'd let my inner rapist free

Luke92

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs

Frosty McSnowballs

I'd just be honest with everyone then die with a clear conscience.

biko

Spend time with family.
The last night I'd get so wasted that the morning after I'd be praying in my hangover for the asteroid to end it all.

kneemos

Go to mass on a Saturday.

Senor Fancy Pants

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'd just be honest with everyone then die with a clear conscience.

This sounds like a story.

Are we talking about honesty as in owning up to eating someones easter egg and blaming it on the dog, or a secret career as an MI6 agent/celebrity hairdresser?

wazky

I had this conversation with my friend once, went like this.

Him: "The world's ending soon, what do you do for your last few days?"

Me: "Ride everything that moved, what about you?"

Him: "Stand perfectly still"

Smiles35

Obamba on the TV ''You all can come and see the crashed alien ship.''
:eek:

corner of hells

I'd wipe my arse with the dog that belongs to the mad **** that lives next door to me.
Then let her threaten to sue me .

corner of hells

corner of hells wrote: »

I'd wipe my arse with the dog that belongs to the mad **** that lives next door to me.
Then let her threaten to sue me .

I hope he's a wire-haired terrier and it teaches you a lesson not to take your feud out on the dog.

Wipe yourself with the neigbour, go straight to the source.

Grab All Association

Not another Mayan calendar nut

Mickey H

Curry pot noodle and a Tom Hank.

Make it last the week.

kfallon

I'd make sure the milk that's due up on the 29th is gone before it anyway!

corner of hells

Candie wrote: »

I hope he's a wire-haired terrier and it teaches you a lesson not to take your feud out on the dog.

Wipe yourself with the neigbour, go straight to the source.

Its you isn't it , I knew you lived beside me.

UCDVet

I hate to say it, but I'd expect every major city to turn into a riot-zone.

TheSheriff

Id find the absolute wagon of a bus driver on my route every morning - and tell her exactly how I feel about her and her power trips *

*I'm afraid to tell her now as she might make my life hell in the mornings

UCDVet

TheSheriff wrote: »

Id find the absolute wagon of a bus driver on my route every morning - and tell her exactly how I feel about her and her power trips *

*I'm afraid to tell her now as she might make my life hell in the mornings

I don't think the bus driver would show up to work knowing that there are only 7 days left in the world though.

Bepolite

Hlaf the things in this thread should be done regardless of the end of the world.

Orgies are f**king brilliant. (litterally)

TheSheriff

UCDVet wrote: »

I don't think the bus driver would show up to work knowing that there are only 7 days left in the world though.

I believe this particular one would - she derives pleasure only from her distaste for Dublin's commuters. She revels in the pain and confusion she inflicts on others at 7.30am each morning.

I couldn't see her spending her final days any other way other than inflicting absolute hell on those poor souls who continue to go to work when faced with a apocalypse

Miss Lizzie Jones

Eat all the chocolate and ice cream I could hold and ride any guy who stood still long enough to let me.

the PETA files

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

I'd let my inner rapist free

Be thankful you don't have my name

Nomis21

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

ride any guy who stood still long enough to let me.

Are you really waiting for the end of the World just to do that?

You are female so what in hell is stopping you from doing that now...?

holystungun9

holystungun9 wrote: »

Sigh

Birneybau wrote: »

For 7 days?

Heroin for myself I imagine.

Ah no, I'd punctuate the signing with bouts of listening to Morrissey.

aidoh

the PETA files wrote: »

Be thankful you don't have my name

Haha Molester Stallone is still a very rapey username to be fair!

Sauve

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

I'd let my inner rapist free

Jeepers. That's creepy as fcuk.

TheSheriff

I wouldnt have thought of half the stuff people are mentioning here, heroin etc etc

New plan - waste day one on boards asking people what would they do with their last seven days and then spent the remaining six days living out other peoples dreams.

Holsten

Probably eat/drink/drug myself up pretty damn good, try to have as much sex as possible and then watch the Asteroid hit with the people I love the most.

RobbingBandit

Kidnap a few people, torture, ala Buffalo Bill, maybe get a few bottles of San Pellagrino and Ribena as I ain't into wine and go full Hannibal mode.

RobbingBandit

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Kidnap a few people, torture, ala Buffalo Bill, maybe get a few bottles of San Pellagrino and Ribena as I ain't into wine and go full Hannibal mode.

The only thing stopping you from torturing people like a movie psychopath is the world NOT coming to an end?:eek:

Scary, scary, scary.

Pwindedd

+1 on the heroin. About 2 hours before the end. I've heard it's amazing, well the first time anyways, scary as fcuk after that.

Donuts. I'd eat ALL the donuts.

I'd have a Christmas dinner with all the family, hats and all, even if it was July.

Rent a tux for MrP and an expensive cocktail dress for myself. Hit a casino and pretend we're Bond and Bondgirl for the night. Followed by champagne and a jolly good rogering in the Shelbourne.

All very good in theory but the reality would be heroin all sold out, donuts would get sick after around 6 or 7, no flights home available, Black Tie not open and the Shelbourne fully booked. Probably just sit here going through all my old photos reminiscing with a bottle of Aldi plonk and cheese on toast.

TheBeardedLady

Up my game in my ranting and arguing on Boards. Take it to the MAX!

SEPT 23 1989

I would procure some drugs so that my family could die peacefully and then party for six days

Bepolite

Candie wrote: »

The only thing stopping you from torturing people like a movie psychopath is the world NOT coming to an end?:eek:

Scary, scary, scary.

Only thing that stops me is my fear of God. I'm thinking of heading over to the Atheism forum and see if I can be convinced.

wazky

Bepolite wrote: »

Only thing that stops me is my fear of God. I'm thinking of heading over to the Atheism forum and see if I can be convinced.

How will you which ones are Atheists?, ah they'll probably tell you.

Bepolite

wazky wrote: »

How will you which ones are Atheists?, ah they'll probably tell you.

Same way you know a Fleet Air Arm pilot :pac:

groucho marx

Wake up on the 8th day broke and with a lot of people hating me for telling them what I really thought of them.

AlanS181824

We're all gonna die!

.....Maybe not!:pac:

Candy_Girl

I wouldn't be bothered with waiting 7 days, I'd go skydiving without a parachute.

Buona Fortuna

Mickey H wrote: »

Curry pot noodle and a Tom Hank.

Make it last the week.

Style

Ask to up the limit on the credit card.

Also fcuk the diet SuperMacs every night for a week

Fcuk counting units, I'm buying the best wine I can on the credit card.

Czarcasm

What kind of an idiot thought it was a good idea to pack a nuclear bunker with high protein, high fibre foodstuffs?

I mean, think about it, is that not defeating the bloody purpose?




On the plus side, phone reception down here is mighty!

Miss Lizzie Jones

Nomis21 wrote: »

Are you really waiting for the end of the World just to do that?

You are female so what in hell is stopping you from doing that now...?

Maybe my standards are too high.

Buona Fortuna

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

Eat all the chocolate and ice cream I could hold and ride any guy who stood still long enough to let me.

Would sitting down do, I've a bit of a back ache today