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New Facebook status

  • 19-09-2014 8:21pm
    #1
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭


    I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

    Whats this all about?


Comments

  • #2
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You'll see this too: "Sometimes when I'm alone I like to lie down and cover myself in Vaseline, pretending to be a slug"

    Just fools being fools trying to be funny.


  • #3
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I believe it's to raise awareness of utter arseholes.


  • #4
    Ceepo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,781 ✭✭✭Ceepo


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

    Whats this all about?

    Frape

    But I did laugh


  • #5
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Attention seeking. Plain and simple.

    Oh please notice me, like my status. Please.

    Sad fucks.


  • #6
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    *insert classic Facebook related post here*

    Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.


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  • #7
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

    Whats this all about?

    If i dont know you then you just robbed that from somebody that i know.


  • #8
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    *insert classic Facebook related post here*

    Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

    *insert reference to how great life is without FB*

    predictable as night following day.


  • #9
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    For Forks Sake wrote: »
    *insert reference to how great life is without FB*

    predictable as night following day.

    I was off facebook for nearly a year. Noticed when I went back that people don't put half as much up anymore. Advertising has increased hugely too


  • #10
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    This is all I here when I go onto Facebook....people seem to have turned into emotional basket cases on it too

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o


  • #11
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    It is probably another "let's all write up a 'funny' status about our bras/ handbags and not tell the boys"! Two of my FB friends have that status up now.


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  • #12
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    *insert classic Facebook related post here*

    Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

    You're so cool. Be my friend?


  • #13
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    *insert classic Facebook related post here*

    Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

    Do you not miss the inspirational quotes?


  • #14
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    Do you not miss the inspirational quotes?

    Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.


  • #15
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.

    As am I.


  • #16
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    As am I.

    Sorry. Aha, I'm a bit slow tonight. :pac:

    I thought everyone was on fb for the inspirational quotes? They really brighten up my day. :)


  • #17
    The Dagda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    *insert classic Facebook related post here*

    Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

    The BEST thing you EVER did is close your facebook account?

    Wow! You're really living the dream there Gowl!!


  • #18
    WhiteWalls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    The Dagda wrote: »
    The best thing you ever did is close your facebook account?

    Wow! You're really living the dream there Gowl!!

    It is very addictive though to be fair, especially if you find yourself through work or college, at a laptop for long periods at a time


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    http://dailytwocents.com/facebooks-latest-game-rolling-garden-pretending-vegetable/


  • #20
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    ElleEm wrote: »
    It is probably another "let's all write up a 'funny' status about our bras/ handbags and not tell the boys"! Two of my FB friends have that status up now.

    Are we friends?


  • #21
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You're so cool. Be my friend?

    Best friends forever


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  • #22
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.

    I have a posting record? Class. Stop stalking me.

    Next you will say you know my real name


  • #23
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    I have a posting record? Class. Stop stalking me.

    Next you will say you know my real name

    No.

    I'll see you tomorrow. ;)


  • #24
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No.

    I'll see you tomorrow. ;)

    You even know where I live. Stay away from me.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I like to paint myself green from head to toe and get my girlfriend to spank me like the disobedient courgette that I am


  • #26
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    beano345 wrote: »
    ....people seem to have turned into emotional basket cases on it

    My father thinks I'm mad at his new wife because I unfriended her one day. I've never even met the woman yet.


  • #27
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Facebook thread here already


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