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WhiteWalls

I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

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PizzamanIRL

You'll see this too: "Sometimes when I'm alone I like to lie down and cover myself in Vaseline, pretending to be a slug"

Just fools being fools trying to be funny.

some random drunk

I believe it's to raise awareness of utter arseholes.

Ceepo

WhiteWalls wrote: »

I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

Whats this all about?

Frape

But I did laugh

Nib

Attention seeking. Plain and simple.

Oh please notice me, like my status. Please.

Sad fucks.

The Moldy Gowl

*insert classic Facebook related post here*

Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

Beano

WhiteWalls wrote: »

I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot

Whats this all about?

If i dont know you then you just robbed that from somebody that i know.

For Forks Sake

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

*insert classic Facebook related post here*

Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

*insert reference to how great life is without FB*

predictable as night following day.

WhiteWalls

For Forks Sake wrote: »

*insert reference to how great life is without FB*

predictable as night following day.

I was off facebook for nearly a year. Noticed when I went back that people don't put half as much up anymore. Advertising has increased hugely too

beano345

This is all I here when I go onto Facebook....people seem to have turned into emotional basket cases on it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o

ElleEm

It is probably another "let's all write up a 'funny' status about our bras/ handbags and not tell the boys"! Two of my FB friends have that status up now.

Fat Christy

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

*insert classic Facebook related post here*

Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

You're so cool. Be my friend?

WhiteWalls

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

*insert classic Facebook related post here*

Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

Do you not miss the inspirational quotes?

Fat Christy

WhiteWalls wrote: »

Do you not miss the inspirational quotes?

Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.

WhiteWalls

Fat Christy wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.

As am I.

Fat Christy

WhiteWalls wrote: »

As am I.

Sorry. Aha, I'm a bit slow tonight. :pac:

I thought everyone was on fb for the inspirational quotes? They really brighten up my day.

The Dagda

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

*insert classic Facebook related post here*

Can't believe people are still on this. I closed mine years ago. Best thing I ever did.

The BEST thing you EVER did is close your facebook account?

Wow! You're really living the dream there Gowl!!

WhiteWalls

The Dagda wrote: »

The best thing you ever did is close your facebook account?

Wow! You're really living the dream there Gowl!!

It is very addictive though to be fair, especially if you find yourself through work or college, at a laptop for long periods at a time

[Deleted User]

http://dailytwocents.com/facebooks-latest-game-rolling-garden-pretending-vegetable/

YFlyer

ElleEm wrote: »

It is probably another "let's all write up a 'funny' status about our bras/ handbags and not tell the boys"! Two of my FB friends have that status up now.

Are we friends?

The Moldy Gowl

Fat Christy wrote: »

You're so cool. Be my friend?

Best friends forever

The Moldy Gowl

Fat Christy wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong but going by Gowly's posting record, I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss with that comment.

I have a posting record? Class. Stop stalking me.

Next you will say you know my real name

Fat Christy

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I have a posting record? Class. Stop stalking me.

Next you will say you know my real name

No.

I'll see you tomorrow.

The Moldy Gowl

Fat Christy wrote: »

No.

I'll see you tomorrow.

You even know where I live. Stay away from me.

[Deleted User]

I like to paint myself green from head to toe and get my girlfriend to spank me like the disobedient courgette that I am

Miss Lizzie Jones

beano345 wrote: »

....people seem to have turned into emotional basket cases on it

My father thinks I'm mad at his new wife because I unfriended her one day. I've never even met the woman yet.

LizT

Facebook thread here already