Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

Odyssey 2005

Inspector Duffy here.

BPKS

Sister: "Your on my foot"

Driver: "Have a diet coke"

snubbleste

Absence of 'I know that'

ButtersSuki

I have to admit when able-bodied people park in Disabled Bays it drives me crazy. I ALWAYS confront them about this behavior. Normally most people will move their vehicle from the embarrassment and shame but I've been called every sort of name under the sun, spat at, swang at etc. for doing this.

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Inspector Duffy here.

It's HoratiJOE!!!!!!

CountyHurler

Triple words score for anybody who saw a traveller parking in a wheelchair parking spot..

ABlur

snubbleste wrote: »

The leg the leg the leg

Joe'll be having flashbacks to his own leg in the carpark incident!

Odyssey 2005

Good man Joe exaggerate the situation

CountyHurler

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It's HoratiJOE!!!!!!

You'd want to hear him pronouncing Medjugorje on de Spirit Level yesterday...

ThisRegard

The rugby was actually on that day Joe if it helps ring any bells.

BPKS

ABlur wrote: »

Joe'll be having flashbacks to his own leg in the carpark incident!

He had them last week when describing the plates and screws that needed to be inserted into Bono's leg after the big bike accident.

signostic

oh the pain...

snubbleste

Joe sympathises..

Fujitsu10

CountyHurler wrote: »

You'd want to hear him pronouncing Medjugorje on de Spirit Level yesterday...

Isn't it enough to be listening to him Mon - Fri, you really like to punish yourself don't you?

Mike Guide 69

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I have to admit when able-bodied people park in Disabled Bays it drives me crazy. I ALWAYS confront them about this behavior. Normally most people will move their vehicle from the embarrassment and shame but I've been called every sort of name under the sun, spat at, swang at etc. for doing this.

And coming up to the dreaded xmas time, its going to get worse, watch the spaces!!!!

ButtersSuki

They're the "WHOY-IDD" tyres.

Sittingpretty

Timeline a bit funny here.

This happened on Saturday and they're still awaiting a radiographer report?

Dan Jaman

"Wide tyres = more damage" according to Joe.
Err... no, Joe.

Odyssey 2005

Does she sence her foot might be broken. Go to the traveller Palm reader Joe.

CountyHurler

This is really bringing out the kindred spirit in Joe... One of his sub-vehicled brethern...

Flukey

"It was resting on her foot."

Sounds like Fr. Ted and the money in that account.

snubbleste

It's like so when someone sort of

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

It's like so when someone sort of

Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Describe the pain.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Wide tyres = more damage" according to Joe.
Err... no, Joe.

Joe and de mattymatticks science…..

snubbleste

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Describe the pain.

I kant, it just is.

Odyssey 2005

Joe building up the compo here.

snubbleste

I know that I know that I know that

Mike Guide 69

"Straddle"??, behave Joe :eek:

Dan Jaman

Gardai have just unveiled their new Disabled Car Parking Spot Homing Missile and Ranging System

ButtersSuki

Joe did his best to grossly exaggerate that story. She tried to rein him in at the start, but then complied and went along with Joe's version.

Not condoning the pr!ck who parked across 2 disabled bays by any means, but I'd hate to be in his shoes now that HoratiJoe is on the case.