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What was the question anyway???

  • 16-09-2014 1:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭


    In this thread I'll start off by providing an answer, next person provides the question and then leaves another answer for subsequent poster and so on.

    Example :
    Answer - Steve Martin.
    Question - Who starred with Michael Caine in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'?
    Answer - Judge Judy

    Although of course I expect some of the questions to be more amusing than that!

    Here we go -

    Answer - Fanny Blankers-Koen


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    What did Mrs. Blankers-Koen say, with a perfectly straight face, when asked what her new baby was called?

    Answer:Itchy and scratchy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What is William going to call the kids if they have twins this time?


    Answer - underpants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    What is your most prized possession?

    Answer - Penguin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What did you have for dinner?



    Answer - Fred Flintstone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Who's got the smelliest loincloth, real or imagined?

    Android


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What would you like to be when you grow up?


    next Answer - Beatlemania


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    What would you like to be when you grow up?


    next Answer - Beatlemania

    What d'you call many n many VW beetles all in one place? :)

    answer: daisy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭cgh


    which cousin do Bo and Luke Duke keep spit roasting?

    Answer: cake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Q What did they serve after Marie Antoinette's funeral?

    Answer - highlighter pens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    Q What did they serve after Marie Antoinette's funeral?

    Answer - highlighter pens

    those bright n colourful markers that drastically assist the reading of documents, though they do fade the ink being highlighted, over time.

    Answer: lavalamp


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    kerry4sam wrote: »
    those bright n colourful markers that drastically assist the reading of documents, though they do fade the ink being highlighted, over time.

    Answer: lavalamp

    A Barry White record, two Martinis, a shag pile rug, a velour couch, a beautiful woman- what's missing from the list?:P


    Answer: the Boomtown Rats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Who really doesn't like Monday's? ^

    Answer - Seven


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    What did you say your mental age was?

    Answer: Dirty Socks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,914 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    What was it that you said put the scuppers on your last relationship?!?

    Answer: Once in a while


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How often do you stand in front of the mirror & sing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...."?

    Answer Spider sandwich


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭cgh


    What does Spiderman have for supper?

    Answer: knee high boots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What should one wear while running the Dublin City Marathon?




    Answer - Phil Collins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Who brought Genesis out of the 70s?

    Answer: 7


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How many vestal virgins are the Romans rumoured to have?

    Behind your ears.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Where is the best place to keep your money?


    Answer - Tom Cruise


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    ...

    Answer - Tom Cruise

    He who was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV


    Answer: Butterflies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    ^ What does Ted like on his sandwiches?



    Answer - Phoenix park


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,914 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    Where do you go to my lovely?

    Answer - Itchycoo Park


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What song would you like to hear Mary Lou McDonald do on karaoke?

    Answer - Holy Week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    What song would you like to hear Mary Lou McDonald do on karaoke?

    Answer - Holy Week

    When is the best time to stock up on the alcohol?

    Answer - A smile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    When is the best time to stock up on the alcohol?

    Answer - A smile.

    What's Miss Demeanour wearing right now?

    Answer: Hmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What's your favourite humming noise?


    Answer - Johnny Vegas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    What is fat and smells of beer?

    Answer - 4 X 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Rubecula wrote: »
    What is fat and smells of beer?

    Answer - 4 X 2

    What would be the wrong sum to equal 10?

    Black high heels.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    What are TedYNWA's favourite shoes?

    Answer: Sugar Plum Fairy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    What is Rubes nickname for his alterego?



    A -Pineapple soup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What's first on the menu at the Boardies Xmas party?


    Answer - Rachel Riley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Who was at the copacabana last night with Wichita Lineman looking all cozy?:P

    Answer:Showgirl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Who was Lola?

    Answer - Christmas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    What is the worst time of year for poor little Rubecula??

    \\answer : Glen Cambell


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Who kidnapped the poster AndyDunne11?

    Red polka dot shoes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭cgh


    what will Black Swan be wearing this Christmas?

    answer - safe pass certificate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    What do you get when you survive a Hot Seat grilling?


    Answer - fingerless gloves


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    What do you get when you survive a Hot Seat grilling?


    Answer - fingerless gloves

    Whats the most useless piece of clothing ever!?

    Swimming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Whats the most useless piece of clothing ever!?

    Swimming.

    What was Michele De Brun extraordinary at doing?


    answer: Sofia


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    If you had to name a place in Bulgaria what would 99.9% of people say?


    Answer - Count Dracula


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


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    Answer; Squirrels


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


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    Answer - Ray Darcy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


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    Answer - 17 yellow balloons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    What WASN'T the song from the 80's with 'balloons' in the title called?

    Answer - a doctor


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    answer: Jimmy Saville


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    If Bob the Builder is booked up, who is the next best person to fix it?

    Answer - The Queen of Sheeba

    Who is the King of Sheebas wife?

    21.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    What is the meaning of a half life?

    Galileo


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    Who is very very frightening me?

    Twink


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