What was the question anyway???

Wichita Lineman

In this thread I'll start off by providing an answer, next person provides the question and then leaves another answer for subsequent poster and so on.

Example :
Answer - Steve Martin.
Question - Who starred with Michael Caine in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'?
Answer - Judge Judy

Although of course I expect some of the questions to be more amusing than that!

Here we go -

Answer - Fanny Blankers-Koen

C.K Dexter Haven

What did Mrs. Blankers-Koen say, with a perfectly straight face, when asked what her new baby was called?

Answer:Itchy and scratchy

Wichita Lineman

What is William going to call the kids if they have twins this time?


Answer - underpants

Ted_YNWA

What is your most prized possession?

Answer - Penguin

Wichita Lineman

What did you have for dinner?



Answer - Fred Flintstone

CruelCoin

Who's got the smelliest loincloth, real or imagined?

Android

Wichita Lineman

What would you like to be when you grow up?


next Answer - Beatlemania

kerry4sam

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

What would you like to be when you grow up?


next Answer - Beatlemania

What d'you call many n many VW beetles all in one place?

answer: daisy

cgh

which cousin do Bo and Luke Duke keep spit roasting?

Answer: cake

Wichita Lineman

Q What did they serve after Marie Antoinette's funeral?

Answer - highlighter pens

kerry4sam

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Q What did they serve after Marie Antoinette's funeral?

Answer - highlighter pens

those bright n colourful markers that drastically assist the reading of documents, though they do fade the ink being highlighted, over time.

Answer: lavalamp

C.K Dexter Haven

kerry4sam wrote: »

those bright n colourful markers that drastically assist the reading of documents, though they do fade the ink being highlighted, over time.

Answer: lavalamp

A Barry White record, two Martinis, a shag pile rug, a velour couch, a beautiful woman- what's missing from the list?:P


Answer: the Boomtown Rats

Wichita Lineman

Who really doesn't like Monday's? ^

Answer - Seven

Rubecula

What did you say your mental age was?

Answer: Dirty Socks

Eeden

What was it that you said put the scuppers on your last relationship?!?

Answer: Once in a while

Ted_YNWA

How often do you stand in front of the mirror & sing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...."?

Answer Spider sandwich

cgh

What does Spiderman have for supper?

Answer: knee high boots

Wichita Lineman

What should one wear while running the Dublin City Marathon?




Answer - Phil Collins

C.K Dexter Haven

Who brought Genesis out of the 70s?

Answer: 7

Ted_YNWA

How many vestal virgins are the Romans rumoured to have?

Behind your ears.

Wichita Lineman

Where is the best place to keep your money?


Answer - Tom Cruise

kerry4sam

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

...

Answer - Tom Cruise

He who was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV


Answer: Butterflies

Wichita Lineman

^ What does Ted like on his sandwiches?



Answer - Phoenix park

Eeden

Where do you go to my lovely?

Answer - Itchycoo Park

Wichita Lineman

What song would you like to hear Mary Lou McDonald do on karaoke?

Answer - Holy Week

Miss Demeanour

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

What song would you like to hear Mary Lou McDonald do on karaoke?

Answer - Holy Week

When is the best time to stock up on the alcohol?

Answer - A smile.

C.K Dexter Haven

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

When is the best time to stock up on the alcohol?

Answer - A smile.

What's Miss Demeanour wearing right now?

Answer: Hmmmm

Wichita Lineman

What's your favourite humming noise?


Answer - Johnny Vegas

Rubecula

What is fat and smells of beer?

Answer - 4 X 2

Miss Demeanour

Rubecula wrote: »

What is fat and smells of beer?

Answer - 4 X 2

What would be the wrong sum to equal 10?

Black high heels.

Rubecula

What are TedYNWA's favourite shoes?

Answer: Sugar Plum Fairy