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what do your neighbours do that annoy you?

  • 13-09-2014 9:56pm
    #1
    Leilak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭


    Mine park across my drive way
    kids ball comes over about twice a day
    ah sure it could be worse.....


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  • #2
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Listening to them riding 7 nights a week.


  • #3
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Nothing, thankfully. did have a horrid experience with a neighbor before and after that, I don't sweat the little annoyances.


  • #4
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Listening to them riding 7 nights a week.

    You could whip your lad out and turn that into a positive thing really?


  • #5
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    wazky wrote: »
    You could whip your lad out and turn that into a positive thing really?

    In theory - sure - you always picture attractive, fit, young things going at it.
    In reality - my neighbours are old, overweight, and kind of ugly looking.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Listening to them riding 7 nights a week.

    The house next to mine is a holiday home. My OH works abroad for months on end. Don't see my neighbours from one month to the next but guaranteed they visit when my fella is home!!!

    Months of sexy time to make up and I have to be quiet. Feckers are so inconsiderate lol.


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  • #7
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Leilak wrote: »
    kids ball comes over about twice a day.

    Have you informed the UN?


  • #8
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Nothing. They do nothing to annoy me.

    It's very annoying when I want to have a whine.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #9
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    They keep knocking on my door randomly, but mostly in the hourly hours. Dunno why cos I never open the door to them, especially not at 0425am in the morning. :confused:

    Really puts me off my drum practice so it does. :mad:


  • #10
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    The house next to mine is a holiday home. My OH works abroad for months on end. Don't see my neighbours from one month to the next but guaranteed they visit when my fella is home!!!

    Months of sexy time to make up and I have to be quiet. Feckers are so inconsiderate lol.

    My Mobile number has been PMd.

    I'm a perfect friend with benefits.


  • #11
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,870 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    They keep saying " get the fcuk out of the ditch, I can see you "


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  • #12
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Exist


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Banjo String wrote: »
    My Mobile number has been PMd.

    I'm a perfect friend with benefits.

    Awww thanks BS you're so considerate. There should be more people like you in the world ;-)


  • #14
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    wazky wrote: »
    You could whip your lad out and turn that into a positive thing really?

    Gone too old for that Wazky, cant risk a heart attack.


  • #15
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Letting children under 10, snotty noses, no socks, roam free until 12 at night unsupervised while parents drink cans.

    Same children asking you for a loan of a slice of bread (however that works) cos they are starving.


  • #16
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    myshirt wrote: »
    Letting children under 10, snotty noses, no socks, roam free until 12 at night unsupervised while parents drink cans.

    Same children asking you for a loan of a slice of bread (however that works) cos they are starving.

    More sad than annoying


  • #17
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Where to start. I want to sell but can't put it on the market with all the shyte going on here.


  • #18
    on_my_oe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭on_my_oe


    Neighbour is 99% likely the local herbal distributor, based on high volume of short term visitors and the stench of marijuana frequently floating like a thunder cloud off his balcony and into the hallway; I get headaches from the smell, so when the summer is finally here, it p*sses me off no end to have to shut the doors to stop it wafting in. Almost as annoying is his missus' attempts to mask it in the hallway by spraying cheap no name air freshener over it.


  • #19
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Burping, farting, ****ting all done with grunts and yelps. Arguing, loud sex, loud conversations, playing the same song repeatedly all day long....it has to be heard to be believed tbh.


  • #20
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »
    Where to start. I want to sell but can't put it on the market with all the shyte going on here.

    Can call with the slurry tanker to suck it the shyte up if it helps.


  • #21
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Can call with the slurry tanker to suck it the shyte up if it helps.
    If it also sucks up people, namely a 6ft man who goes around damaging cars for the craic, prising open people's letterboxes, and screaming abuse at people for no reason (and whom the guards seem to be powerless to do anything about)... deal!


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  • #22
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,870 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    wazky wrote: »
    You could whip your lad out and turn that into a positive thing really?

    You mean wip don't you...


  • #23
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »
    If it also sucks up people, namely a 6ft man who goes around damaging cars for the craic, prising open people's letterboxes, and screaming abuse at people for no reason (and whom the guards seem to be powerless to do anything about)... deal!

    What you want there is a few more 6ft men to sort that one out, a little trip to the countryside with him.


  • #24
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    What you want there is a few more 6ft men to sort that one out, a little trip to the countryside with him.
    If only. But then he'd be the victim. His impunity is staggering. He's not fully well so gets to play that card.


  • #25
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Recently my neighbours below seem to have developed a penchant for drilling into concrete and sanding wood floors when I'm trying to kip after a late shift.


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Live too far away when I run out of milk.


  • #27
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Recently my neighbours below seem to have developed a penchant for drilling into concrete and sanding wood floors when I'm trying to kip after a late shift.
    They do it late at night?
    I get the parties with thumping music on a Tuesday night thing too - great craic. Students, despite it being nowhere near any college.


  • #28
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »
    They do it late at night?
    I get the parties with thumping music on a Tuesday night thing too - great craic. Students, despite it being nowhere near any college.
    No, in the morning when I've been working late. In fairness all the other neighbours are off to work at that stage.


  • #29
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Live too far away when I run out of milk.

    Those inconsiderate cows. :mad:


  • #30
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Those inconsiderate cows. :mad:
    In the winter time I'll be all cosy and warm with all my turf and they'll still be Friesian.


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  • #31
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Playing the Home and Away theme tune real loudly and not having me over for a shrimp on the Barbie. Bastards.


  • #32
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    In the winter time I'll be all cosy and warm with all my turf and they'll still be Friesian.

    Fresians, gotta hand it to them, of all cow breeds, they're usually outstanding in their field.


  • #33
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Poach my deer.


  • #34
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Poach my deer.

    Do you own captive deer?


  • #35
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Poach my deer.

    The fucking cheek of them. I prefer my deer grilled.


  • #36
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Poach my deer.

    Was gonna pipe up with a George Foreman pun.
    keith16 wrote: »
    The fucking cheek of them. I prefer my deer grilled.

    Ah fcuk it. Keith nailed it lol


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  • #37
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    keith16 wrote: »
    The fucking cheek of them. I prefer my deer grilled.

    Isn't that expensive?


  • #38
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    My neighbours are Travellers. What don't they do?


  • #39
    allandanyways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭allandanyways


    Takes showers at all hours of the morning, noon and night and their power shower backs directly onto our bedroom wall.

    Hoovers at 7 in the morning on a Saturday, doing a great job on the skirting boards that also back onto our bedroom wall.

    The ones upstairs love playing bass guitar alllllllllll evening and are fond of shouting matches, throwing things and smashing glasses.

    The ones next door are the worst though. They seem to ride every single Saturday morning at 8am on the dot cos she makes these mental fake orgasm sounds and bangs on the wall and stuff, it's nauseating, and loud enough to wake me from a deep sleep. They get louder every time too.

    I work 9 to 6 and my OH works nights and the rare time we're both home of an evening and get a bit loud, they always knock on the wall. It's infuriating. I leave ye to your loud, over the top sex cos sex is fun. Leave me alone!!


  • #40
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    eviltwin wrote: »
    My neighbours are Travellers. What don't they do?

    I feel your pain....


  • #41
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Mows the lawns every other day. Then mows the entire road from his house downwards. Or mows till it's nearly midnight :mad:


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  • #42
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    dgt wrote: »
    Mows the lawns every other day. Then mows the entire road from his house downwards. Or mows till it's nearly midnight :mad:
    That's what you get when you can afford a lawn.

    Mow money, mow problems.

    ↓↓↓↓

    thanked by 'notorious' :)


  • #43
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »
    If only. But then he'd be the victim. His impunity is staggering. He's not fully well so gets to play that card.

    Few hundred quid to local skangers to "have a word" .

    Problem solved. :pac:


  • #44
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    eviltwin wrote: »
    My neighbours are Travellers. What don't they do?

    Pay tax?


  • #45
    Crumpets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Crumpets


    I witnessed my crazy neighbour chasing my poor cat with her walking stick raised in her hand, ready to strike. :mad: Miserable auld cow.


  • #46
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    I'd go around and drown the ****ers, tbh.

    I would go around with the track machine and demolish the house fcuk that, couldnt be putting up with that.


  • #47
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Nothing really. Sometimes I can hear country music but that's about it


  • #48
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Right now they are having a party and keeping me awake. :(


  • #49
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    vibe666 wrote: »
    Right now they are having a party and keeping me awake. :(

    Join in the night is only starting.


  • #50
    Fingers!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ✭Fingers!


    eviltwin wrote: »
    My neighbours are Travellers. What don't they do?

    ...travel?


  • #51
    Farty88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Farty88


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Join in the night is only starting.

    The night is young and so are we


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