Things single people do

recylingbin

1: own cats.

donvito99

2. Cry

SimonTemplar

Start stupid threads on boards.ie

donvito99

3. LAUGH

SarahBM

4. Be happy.

charlietheminxx

Get drunk and hook up with strangers.

Stinjy

5. Follow their dreams

duckman!!

Go through a lot of socks

LizzieJones

Have sole possession of the remote control.

blacklilly

duckman!! wrote: »

Go through a lot of socks

Only if you're ugly and single

Smidge

Make married people envious

recylingbin

Wear shorts.

Filmer Paradise

Buy lots of things they don't really need.

Fresh Pots

Have more money to spend on hookers.

Oh wait..

Ihatecuddles

starfish the bed

Lapin

Get married.

DazMarz

Have money

ErnieBert

judge

Call Me Jimmy

picnics for one trying to read a book but keep losing their place in the sentence ending up reading one page in fifteen minutes because kites are flying, couples are kissing and old people are laughing at them.

recylingbin

Lapin wrote: »

Get married.

Maybe in a world where you marry a hooker you met that night in Vegas then spend the next day looking for your friend with hilarious consequences.
Mostly, you need to be attached to get married.

BBDBB

wish they were in a relationship

EunanMac

Flog the log and flick the bean

recylingbin

Read self help books

recylingbin

EunanMac wrote: »

Flog the log and flick the bean

Specific to hermaphrodites?

EunanMac

recylingbin wrote: »

Specific to hermaphrodites?

Whatever floats your boat I suppose, good luck finding one.

Lapin

recylingbin wrote: »

Maybe in a world where you marry a hooker you met that night in Vegas then spend the next day looking for your friend with hilarious consequences.
Mostly, you need to be attached to get married.

You are officially single until you get married though. In the legal sense. Doesn't matter how long you are attached or even engaged to someone, you remain single until both parties sign the marriage register.

Have ALL the duvet.

Eat crisps in bed.

Have a whole world of possible partners open to them.

Spend their time watching whatever tv they want, pursuing whatever hobbies they want, staying in or going out whenever they want and spending whatever they want on whichever they want.

Justify themselves to no one.

mphalo1

live with their mammys

philstar

pretend not to be gay

PizzamanIRL

Have as many no string attached rides as they want without having to hide it from someone.

Hate Valentine's Day and hope every happy couple ever splits up, with both parties dying alone.
Then listen to Adele.

Corkgirl210

have a relationship with themselves.. find who they are again.. have a deepening sense of self...
use single time to follow their own creative or personal dreams..
spend more time with family and friends..
don't cook proper meals all the time..
can do what they want when they want without consulting anyone else..
have fun looking for potential dating partners..
more of a social life with other single people..
feel lonely some of the time..
peace of mind as they have lots of headspace for just them..
wish they were in a relationship with someone.. grass seems greener on the other side
miss the loving and cuddles..

hairyprincess

Don't shave their legs.

The Strawman Argument

Candie wrote: »

Spend their time watching whatever tv they want, pursuing whatever hobbies they want, staying in or going out whenever they want and spending whatever they want on whichever they want.

For this one I get a bit overwhelmed and wind up spending all my time trying to decide what tv/hobbies/etc to go with!

Single people have to make biggish life decisions with minimal or no interference from external entities. That's mostly a big positive, cos it puts you firmly responsible for it all, minimal excuses to not make big changes, etc ...but it leaves you a bit short on people to blame, you can either blame yourself or be a mental and blame the whole opposite gender* or society or summat.



*Can't figure out how to phrase this bit to accommodate LGBTetc people

boobar

Have spare time

Wibbs

Scratch their arse in peace. Perform onanism with the person they really love and who knows exactly how to get them off. Never worry about "dagger eyes" in public. Never has to second guess themselves over decisions. Any drama they deal with is their own and can be safely ignored. Do and buy stuff without worry. Compromise is settled with a five minute think over a pint or a cup of tea.

Some Yoke

Develop alternative meaningful relationships. Befriending lamps

EmilyHoward

Tag rugby

citytillidie

Holiday when and where they want

darkdubh

Everyones been single at some point.Is the op talking about single people in general or people who have been single long term/whole life?

RossieMan

die alone.

kowloon

Make it through Valentine's day with a wallet unscathed..

recylingbin

Lapin wrote: »

You are officially single until you get married though. In the legal sense. Doesn't matter how long you are attached or even engaged to someone, you remain single until both parties sign the marriage register.

Why do you hate legal freedom?

ToddyDoody

Everything 'for one' (me)

Teyla Emmagan

Lie in the middle of the bed.

Pay an excess for a bedroom when they go on holiday.

Not have to spend any time with their in laws.

Have to pay 'a man' to do poxy little jobs around the house.

Lie in the middle of the bed thinking about how if you die in the night no one will find out until the curtains are black with bluebottles and the cat has eaten your body.

Aglomerado

Fart whenever they want.

recylingbin

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Lie in the middle of the bed thinking about how if you die in the night no one will find out until the curtains are black with bluebottles and the cat has eaten your body.

:eek:

too funny.

nelly17

Irish Country Womens Association

Teyla Emmagan

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Lie in the middle of the bed thinking about how if you die in the night no one will find out until the curtains are black with bluebottles and the cat has eaten your body.

That's the spirit!

hairway2Steven

Masturbate

House of Blaze

Smoke in bed.