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If you got to choose your last words, what would they be?

  • 03-09-2014 11:46pm
    #1
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭


    As above. If you had the foresight of your eventual demise, what would be your emotional/witty/confusing/stupid words before dying?


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  • #2
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    I buried all the winnings from a gambling system I developed a few years back, underneath the


  • #3
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I told you I was ill. . .


  • #4
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Cut the dole.


  • #5
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    I'm sorry


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    It would be a song. Keep your Jedwards and your Garth Broooks', this is the man.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDDyyDjWM_0


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  • #7
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    policarp wrote: »
    I told you I was ill. . .

    Spike Miligan


  • #8
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    "Either that Oscar Wilde quote goes, or I do."


  • #9
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    It was me all along!!!


  • #10
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    "Here, hold my beer!"


  • #11
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    My epitaph:

    "This is not the first dirty hole I've been buried in."


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  • #12
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    "Alirght, watch this!"


  • #13
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    There's 12 million euros hidden in ..... gasp.... /croaks


  • #14
    Jagdtiger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 167 ✭✭Jagdtiger


    It's just been revoked!


  • #15
    pidgeoneyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭pidgeoneyes


    Back in 2 days


  • #16
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    The butler did it.

    Bonus points if there's a butler around somewhere.


  • #17
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    (To my sons) I love you and am proud of you both.


  • #18
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    I hope the Devil kept the place warm while I was away.


  • #19
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Zeppelin Rule!


  • #20
    FunLover18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    What do you mean I don't get to choose my own last words!?


  • #21
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    'I see a tunnel, I see a light, a beautiful.. wait, I see fire, I'm burning, oh noooo!'


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  • #22
    Mark Tapley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Mark Tapley


    Will you look after the dog?


  • #23
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had my fun


  • #24
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Why did the chicken cross the road why did the chicken cross the road why did the chicken cross the road??? Oh yeah, yes yes, I got it I fcukin got it, lads lads aghhhhhhhhhhhh.


  • #25
    murray.eoghan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭murray.eoghan


    pull my finger ....


  • #26
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Knock off the immersion


  • #27
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I can't sleep. Don't wake me up in the morning, I want a lie in.


  • #28
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    "I'm gonna cum."


  • #29
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    /unsubscribes from life


  • #30
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Unexpected item In coffin area.


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  • #31
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Macavity. wrote: »
    "I'm gonna cum."

    This gave me such a laugh.


  • #32
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    How far do you think I'd be able to kick this bucket?


  • #33
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    Of all the words of pen and tongue, the saddest are these: [lists everyone in the room]


  • #34
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    Of all the words of pen and tongue, the saddest are these: [lists everyone in the room]


  • #35
    mikeyjames9
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 700 ✭✭✭mikeyjames9


    I love you


  • #36
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Look out!


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  • #37
    Mazer_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9 ✭Mazer_


    Someone delete my browser history.


  • #38
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    This is easy


  • #39
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    my only regret, is that i have...boneitis


  • #40
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Avenge me


  • #41
    mjavi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭mjavi


    Go to my laptop, delete my browsing history and deactivate my social media accounts.


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  • #42
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Someone once said to me 'I hope you die roaring'.


  • #43
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I am going to come back and haunt you at the most inappropriate times.


  • #44
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Rosebud.
    No, wait...Hubris!

    Naaa, I'll go with Rosebud.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #45
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Something really, really really long.


  • #46
    wilser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭wilser


    Jaysis that was A1 Sharon


  • #47
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Now you have it!


  • #48
    ZETOR_IS_BETTER
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ZETOR_IS_BETTER




  • #49
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    Oh the pain


  • #50
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    If i were on a plane and it was going down, i'd like to think i'd be roaring this:

    Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,He ain't gonna jump no more!


  • #51
    major deegan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭major deegan


    Can i have 50 each way on number 7


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