Whatever happened to Jedward?

Mint Aero · 03-09-2014 7:07pm #1

Did they grow up?

RayM · 03-09-2014 7:09pm

They could be Deadward for all I care.

Fat Christy · 03-09-2014 7:11pm

Their balls dropped and they became addicted to hookers and crack cocaine.....like the rest of the Disney kids and boybands....

same ol sh1te · 03-09-2014 7:11pm

They got laid

The One Doctor · 03-09-2014 7:12pm

Last I heard they were quite dead.

wazky · 03-09-2014 7:12pm

They took up the jihad and joined ISIS.

Tail Docker · 03-09-2014 7:13pm

Burnt out/money made. Expect them to emerge as besuited businessmen, all serious and stuff.

131spanner · 03-09-2014 7:13pm

Edward quit the band, it's just called "J" now.

catallus · 03-09-2014 7:14pm

I think Jedward are still around OP, I think a 2nd cousin of mine once removed hired them to do their kid's birthday party or bar-mitzvah or something?

Anyways, a more pressing question is what are onions made of? Or rather, what makes an onion so oniony? I've looked it up but I can't find a good answer to this.

Minjor · 03-09-2014 7:14pm

same ol sh1te wrote: »

They got laid

Must have been difficult to find a groupie over 18.

Birneybau · 03-09-2014 7:14pm

Ran a marathon and never stopped. Last seen crossing the Bosphorus.

alias no.9 · 03-09-2014 7:14pm

Puberty?

Timberrrrrrrr · 03-09-2014 7:15pm

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FFS you'll wake em up!

Lapin · 03-09-2014 7:16pm

The talented one went on to become a worldwide success touring globally with sell out performances in all the major venues from Wembley to Giant's Stadium. He also has a multi million dollar residency in Caesar's Palace lined up for the winter months.

The other one, the shameless useless hanger on, quietly returned to Lucan where he now earns a modest living going from shcool to school around the country as the Road Safety Authority's poster boy for the safe cross code.

wretcheddomain · 03-09-2014 7:16pm

I think the fact we're asking that question is a testament to something good happening in the world.

kneemos · 03-09-2014 7:17pm

catallus wrote: »

I think Jedward are still around OP, I think a 2nd cousin of mine once removed hired them to do their kid's birthday party or bar-mitzvah or something?

Anyways, a more pressing question is what are onions made of? Or rather, what makes an onion so oniony? I've looked it up but I can't find a good answer to this.

It's a puzzle with many layers.

Fat Christy · 03-09-2014 7:17pm

Lapin wrote: »

The talented one

There was a talented one? :eek:

Mint Aero · 03-09-2014 7:20pm

This is my thread lads, tone down the jokes a bit, I didn't make this thread so everyone could have a cheap go at them :pac:

Frosty McSnowballs · 03-09-2014 7:22pm

One if them refills the coffee containers in Topaz on the N7. The other goes by "Johnny" and works down the docks.

The One Who Knocks · 03-09-2014 7:23pm

Mint Aero wrote: »

This is my thread lads, tone down the jokes a bit, I didn't make this thread so everyone could have a cheap go at them :pac:

You mean you expected more from the lovely AH audience??

wretcheddomain · 03-09-2014 7:23pm

Mint Aero wrote: »

This is my thread lads, tone down the jokes a bit, I didn't make this thread so everyone could have a cheap go at them :pac:

I think the thread is much richer in quality compared to other AH threads. In fact, it should be stickied with the comments posted out to Jedward on a monthly basis.

ToddyDoody · 03-09-2014 7:26pm

I heard they joined the army &#55357;&#56842;

Fat Christy · 03-09-2014 7:28pm

The One Who Knocks wrote: »

You mean you expected more from the lovely AH audience??

GET OUT! :mad:

The One Who Knocks · 03-09-2014 7:28pm

ToddyDoody wrote: »

I heard they joined the army ��

Nope, I'm pretty sure it was the navy.

AnonoBoy · 03-09-2014 7:38pm

I heard they just have loads of money now and just live in luxury whiling away the hours starting threads in After Hours forums on unsuspecting websites.

dodderangler · 03-09-2014 7:41pm

Mint Aero wrote: »

This is my thread lads, tone down the jokes a bit, I didn't make this thread so everyone could have a cheap go at them :pac:

So your just gonna take your ball and go home now??
They do be on Keith lemons show celebrity juice

super_furry · 03-09-2014 7:51pm

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

The other goes by "Johnny" and works down the docks.

He was doing well until the union went on strike. He's down on his luck.

Funnyonion79 · 03-09-2014 7:56pm

super_furry wrote: »

He was doing well until the union went on strike. He's down on his luck.

Was that not Tommy?

TheBlock · 03-09-2014 7:57pm

super_furry wrote: »

He was doing well until the union went on strike. He's down on his luck.

Tough

pajor · 03-09-2014 7:58pm

They were on Colm Hayes recently enough.

Lost even more respect for said presenter. :pac:

guest2014 · 03-09-2014 8:14pm

pajor wrote: »

They were on Colm Hayes recently enough.

Lost even more respect for said presenter. :pac:

were they still acting like slow 8 year olds?

syklops · 03-09-2014 8:17pm

Lapin wrote: »

The other one, the shameless useless hanger on, quietly returned to Lucan where he now earns a modest living going from shcool to school around the country as the Road Safety Authority's poster boy for the safe cross code.

I think thats Gaybo you are talking about.

03-09-2014 8:24pm

They survived their latest ordeal. http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/jedward-in-dramatic-rescue-after-becoming-trapped-in-malahide-sandbank-30403837.html

The Backwards Man · 03-09-2014 8:25pm

Funnyonion79 wrote: »

Was that not Tommy?

Give him a break.

He was half way there.:pac:

bnt · 03-09-2014 9:03pm

I think one of them made me a Cappuccino in Starbucks last week. The promotion was long overdue.

chughes · 03-09-2014 9:08pm

They're both employed by Louis Walsh in a role similar to Agador in the movie The Birdcage.

paulbok · 03-09-2014 9:09pm

Minjor wrote: »

Must have been difficult to find a groupie over 18.

No it was at the same time...

The Th!ng · 03-09-2014 9:53pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMHkkF21Mgw

03-09-2014 9:55pm

last i heard there big in japan

Omackeral · 03-09-2014 10:04pm

The One Who Knocks wrote: »

Nope, I'm pretty sure it was the navy.

Yvan Eht Nioj!

noveltea · 03-09-2014 10:11pm

They were on the radio yesterday. They are doing a gig in Castlebar and some other place this October...

Defiler Of The Coffin · 03-09-2014 10:13pm

wazky wrote: »

They took up the jihad and joined ISIS.

Now it's called JISIS

is mise spartacus · 03-09-2014 10:15pm

Aren't they still stranded on that rock?

pajor · 03-09-2014 10:17pm

guest2014 wrote: »

were they still acting like slow 8 year olds?

Don't listen to Colm Hayes, heard one of those ad playback thingys. The short answer is definitely yes. :pac:

allthedoyles · 03-09-2014 10:19pm

According to twitter , their location is in your heart

Galwayguy35 · 03-09-2014 11:20pm

pajor wrote: »

They were on Colm Hayes recently enough.

Lost even more respect for said presenter. :pac:

There were 3 fools in the studio that day so.

Galwayguy35 · 03-09-2014 11:23pm

Born in 1991 acording to Wiki, how do they still only look 12

Sprog 4 · 03-09-2014 11:28pm

Deleted User wrote: »

last i heard there big in japan

Average height over there is just over 5 foot so that doesn't surprise me really :cool:

TeddyTedson · 04-09-2014 1:03am

Has Edward officially came out?

The Purveyor of Truth · 04-09-2014 1:16am

Fcuk Jedward, whatever happened to Emma Ledden.

thelad95 · 04-09-2014 1:22am

They kind of seemed to disappear after their second appearance in the Eurovision. Also, the next 'big thing' came along replacing these goons as a result.

Whatever happened to Jedward?

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