What's your favourite sleeping position

Aphex

I'm about to mash my face into the pillow, belly down, arms and legs everywhere

Lucifer MorningStar

On my side ofc

Curled up, knees to chest, arms bent in. I'm a nice compact sleeper, none of your starfish nonsense for me.

efb

side start lying on my right, sleep on left

BigGombeen

Pfft. No way am I going to give you ammo to get your rocks off...

beano345

Half in half out of the bed.

spindex

Doggy style

Zombienosh

Like drunk spaghetti

One leg out is ok, but leg dangling off the edge of the bed means the monster under the bed will eat it.

Sir Arthur Daley

Im like a horse i sleep standing up.

Mariasofia

Aphex wrote: »

I'm about to mash my face into the pillow, belly down, arms and legs everywhere

I always start off on my side but always wake up like this!!

daveohdave

On top of a cheap hoor.

GLaDOS

On my side, knees slightly bent towards me, hands under the pillow.

Riddle101

Aphex wrote: »

I'm about to mash my face into the pillow, belly down, arms and legs everywhere

Cutting up dead bodies is very tiring work alright.

Anyway, belly down with one arm tucked under my pillow and the under dangling from the side of my bed. Head turned to the side so I don't smother myself(Although i'm at risk of having severe neck problems) and legs under the covers.

Moat_Cailin

spindex wrote: »

Doggy style

You fall asleep when your bf bends you over ?

Like a corpse, except on my belly! Face down, Hands under my chest/belly, legs straight.
Don't move either.

Think I have really scared some people in the past....

fartman

On my belly one leg hanging out

spindex

Moat_Cailin wrote: »

You fall asleep when your bf bends you over ?

Sorry you misunderstood I meant curled up in a ball by the fire.

SONIC2008

The fetal position

Smiles35

Moat_Cailin wrote: »

You fall asleep when your bf bends you over ?

Dirty bastard

Pumpkinseeds

I start off on my side, but usually end up with one leg over the duvet, bare ass in the air.

fartman

fartman wrote: »

On my belly one leg hanging out

I can't understand how people need this explaining to them.

Surely everyone knows the portal to hell is under the bed and if you fall asleep with a leg out the monsters under the bed will drag you to Satan's lair in your sleep?

Rookie.

Tail Docker

I hang by my feet from a rafter.

kennydapro

Sleeping on the side in bed is never the answer, unless the question is, 'Would you sleep on your side for a Kit-Kat?'

JillyQ

Fall asleep in the foetal position, wake up in the star fish position.

small town girl

A guy I used to know slept like a corpse, except he slept with his eyes open. I had to sleep with my back to him or the sight of him would seriously freak me out

pragmatic1

Foetal position all the way.

fartman

small town girl wrote: »

A guy I used to know slept like a corpse, except he slept with his eyes open. I had to sleep with my back to him or the sight of him would seriously freak me out

How could anyone sleep with there eyes opened.. now thats just not right

Dozen Wicked Words

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

kennydapro

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

LOL

Ruu

Vampire sleeping pose.

Happyman42

With nothing between me and the ground but a comely native.

small town girl

fartman wrote: »

How could anyone sleep with there eyes opened.. now thats just not right

I don't really know, he was embarrassed whenever I brought it up so I never found out much about it except that it frightened me

Lucyfur

Big spoon

ZenPit

layin on my back arms stretched over head wide.

Or curled up next to my girl. LOL

Fat Christy

On my side FTW!!! With my leg over someone. I'm a serial spooner. If there's no one sleeping with me, I spoon the covers.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Sleeping on my tummy. Or if its spoons I like sleeping with my head on someone chest

cactuspaw

I miss being a spoon. Now I just sprawl to the front.

is mise spartacus

On my side, hugging my left knee and right leg stretched out
It's weird explaining it

Thumpette

Lying on my front with my right arm and leg straight down, my left arm under the pillow and my left leg angled out to the side. 5 months preggers now so can't sleep like that comfortably anymore- miss tummy sleeping!

bradlente

Groggy style:cool:

Usually on me side with my face kind of mushing into a pillow.Wake up with numb arms a lot,it's a bit scary sometimes.Should probably stop sleeping on bent elbows or something.

Neyite

Face down in the Splat-fell-from-a-building pose. Otherwise known as the crime scene outline pose.

Aphex

small town girl wrote: »

A guy I used to know slept like a corpse, except he slept with his eyes open. I had to sleep with my back to him or the sight of him would seriously freak me out

Think that's called being dead!

herisson

I start off as face down, right arm under the pillow looking left, lefts everywhere.

I wake up starfish or spooning the duvet with my arse sticking out.

gw80

If I have the bed to myself Ill break out the swastica position,If its cold Ill wrap meself into a ball,

everlast75

http://youtu.be/SI2ltVYKAKY

Barely There

Starfish

LizzieJones

On my stomach, arms tucked under my boobs, one leg straight and the other slightly bent at the knee and facing the dark side of my bedroom and NO ONE TOUCHING ME!!!

Blanket is optional depending on temperature of room.

kennydapro

LizzieJones wrote: »

On my stomach, arms tucked under my boobs, one leg straight and the other slightly bent at the knee and facing the dark side of my bedroom and NO ONE TOUCHING ME!!!

Blanket is optional depending on temperature of room.

Wear camouflage pyjamas, sleep in your back garden (if there's grass) and no one will ever touch you again.

LizzieJones

kennydapro wrote: »

Wear camouflage pyjamas, sleep in your back garden (if there's grass) and no one will ever touch you again.

I live on the ninth floor of a building and would not be too comfortable dangling out my bedroom window but I bet brick-camo jammies would be rather fetching on me.

JupiterKid

On my side.