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23-08-2014 1:12am

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Bring on the one-liners

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#2 23-08-2014 1:16am

Simonigs1.0

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tajd wrote: »

Bring on the one-liners

Get in the damn van.

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#3 23-08-2014 1:16am

better call saul

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ive got land

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#4 23-08-2014 1:17am

DrGreenthumb

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#5 23-08-2014 1:21am

Lucifer MorningStar

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Fancy a bum ?

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#6 23-08-2014 1:31am

The Backwards Man

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You'll do.

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#7 23-08-2014 1:35am

FarOn

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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself inside them.

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#8 23-08-2014 1:36am

john the one

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200 no's and 1 yes is still a yes

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#9 23-08-2014 1:37am

Son Of A Vidic

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Assume the position.

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#10 23-08-2014 1:39am

akura

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Ass Ist Gut

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#11 23-08-2014 1:42am

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akura wrote: »

Ass Ist Gut

Mein ass ist sehr gut.

Du bist ein Super Sexy Mann...

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#12 23-08-2014 1:54am

Duggy747

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Essen mein Scheisse, yaw!

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#13 23-08-2014 1:55am

Shakespeare's Sister

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Don't mind your fancy foreign sh-t and just horse it into me biy!

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#14 23-08-2014 1:56am

Mickey H

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Shakespeare's Sister, how are you fixed for a bit of how's it going on? ;)

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#15 23-08-2014 1:58am

TheBegotten

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Mickey H, I'd like to introduce you to my not so little friend...

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#16 23-08-2014 1:59am

The Backwards Man

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The begotten begetting it

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#17 23-08-2014 2:10am

JonEBGud

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Do you cum here often?

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#18 23-08-2014 2:16am

diograis

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is your father a baker?

Cos you look like you've been eating too many pies

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#19 23-08-2014 2:17am

The Backwards Man

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No wonder we're all posting here on a Friday night with these wooing lines.

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#20 23-08-2014 2:20am

DrGreenthumb

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take 2 of these, you won't remember in the morning

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#21 23-08-2014 2:28am

vicwatson

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Go on I'd be doing you a favour

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#22 23-08-2014 2:31am

Kovu

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What's your opinion on doggy style?

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#23 23-08-2014 2:53am

Charlie19

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I've got some curry flavored beans.

Do you want to spoon.

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#24 23-08-2014 3:03am

Egginacup

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Do you like chicken?

Come on so.....suck this....it's FOWL!

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#25 23-08-2014 3:17am

Dia1988

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TheBegotten, All those curves, and me with no brakes!! :-P

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#26 23-08-2014 3:33am

magentis

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Bend over.

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#27 23-08-2014 7:26am

smash

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine...

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#28 23-08-2014 7:27am

Sunnyisland

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What would you like for breakfast ...

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#29 23-08-2014 7:33am

Patser

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised or not?

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#30 23-08-2014 7:47am

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Get your tits out.

Good girls.

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#31 23-08-2014 7:51am

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Hey Banjo, were your parents retarded 'cause you sure are special?

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#32 23-08-2014 7:51am

Moat_Cailin

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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are ?

It must be an hour fast.

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#33 23-08-2014 7:53am

Cee-Jay-Cee

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Look no one else wants you as your so fat so you may as well come with me, I have very low standards....

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#34 23-08-2014 8:07am

vicwatson

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If I said you were gorgeous would you swallow 10 inches?

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#35 23-08-2014 8:08am

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I don't know how else to say this... I want to be on you, vicwatson

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#36 23-08-2014 8:14am

Sgt Hartman

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Donal is that a pic of an Ass in your profile? I'll have you know I'm an an ass man myself. How about it if I come around to your place and kick your back doors in?

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#37 23-08-2014 8:17am

jimini0

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Hi sexy would you like to go halves on a bastard?

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#38 23-08-2014 8:19am

368100

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Inheriting €80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart..

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#39 23-08-2014 8:22am

chuckyarelaw

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368100 wrote: »

Inheriting €80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart..

Want to make it 368101?

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#40 23-08-2014 8:24am

Penny Tration

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For a fat guy, you don't sweat much

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#41 23-08-2014 8:25am

smcgiff

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green_screen wrote: »

For a fat guy, you don't sweat much

Hey Green Screen, that an ice-cream in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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#42 23-08-2014 8:27am

chuckyarelaw

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green_screen wrote: »

For a fat guy, you don't sweat much

Want another work problem? You seen to like them.

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#43 23-08-2014 8:27am

Gannicus

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smcgiff wrote: »

Hey Green Screen, that an ice-cream in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Hey Smcgiff. Do you like apples?

How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you? How do you like them apples?

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#44 23-08-2014 8:31am

smcgiff

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Gannicus wrote: »

Hey Smcgiff. Do you like apples?

How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you? How do you like them apples?

If a female poster you had me at Hey, if not keep looking

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#45 23-08-2014 8:50am

Gannicus

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smcgiff wrote: »

If a female poster you had me at Hey, if not keep looking

I can be whatever you want me to be baby. :cool:

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#46 23-08-2014 9:43am

smash

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Patser wrote: »

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised or not?

Cos if not then I'll just cum on your face...

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#47 23-08-2014 9:45am

EoghanIRL

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smash wrote: »

Cos if not then I'll just cum on your face...

You looked bigger through my telescope .

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#48 23-08-2014 10:01am

Merkin

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Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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#49 23-08-2014 10:31am

Czarcasm

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Merkin wrote: »

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I'm always pleased to see you

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#50 23-08-2014 10:34am

bumper234

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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#51 23-08-2014 10:36am

longshanks

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Leather bound volumes... rich mahogany...

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