The Heaneys Award Ceremony - 3rd Annual Leaving Cert Awards!

Daniel2590

Ladies, gentlemen and androgens (I'm looking at you AtomicKoala ), welcome to the third annual leaving cert awards ceremony aptly titled The Heaneys considering events during the year! :pac:



Myself and aleatorio shall be your gracious hosts for this wonderful night!



So most of you regulars have been looking forward to this highly anticipated event marking the end of the year for us and it has finally arrived!

For any newcomers to this who have less of a clue about what's going on than onethreefive did of how to close the exam booklets, these awards serve the sole purpose of making people feel better about whatever meaningless things they've done throughout the year while procrastinating on boards!

We shall be starting the awards at about 11pm and a new award will be announced approximately every 5 to 10 mins, so there will be plenty of time for you to abuse the winners in between and to be awestruck by our wonderful badges! :pac:

Before we get started, I'd like to say a big thank you to HugsiePie, Nimr, aleatorio and myself (;)) for making the badges for tonight, randy for helping out with polls and stuff and AtomicKoala for starting the nominations thread! (I hope I haven't forgotten anyone ).

First award goes to us! :pac:



As promised, seeing as we have about 30 minutes to kill so there shall be some pre-ceremony entertainment relating to this incident..

Daniel2590 wrote: »

Ell I'm after braking my 540€ hone screen, both hands splt open and both knees cut open and a shoulder cut open after a taxi left me 2 miles from home

Daniel2590 wrote: »

Ended up pulling a Usain Bolt, sprinted down a hill while so drunk I was falling over. Tumbled and flipped over twice apparently and A) cut both knees nicely, cut both hands open, C) cut my shoulder (???) and D) broke my fúcking phone screen. I cannot bend my knees now or hold things.

This is the immediate post accident reaction where you can see how well I have my priorities straight! :pac:

http://videobam.com/eLZPR

mixery

blaze that shit

Peregrine

Daniel2590

Yes mock my accent like the rest of the **** who've seen it did :pac:

Kayleigh..

thelad95

I suppose I'll stay up for a little while...

Peregrine

Daniel2590 wrote: »

This is the immediate post accident reaction where you can see how well I have my priorities straight! :pac:

http://videobam.com/eLZPR

Daniel2590 wrote: »

Yes mock my accent like the rest of the **** who've seen it did :pac:

I was just about to mock it again

Now you've taken the fun out of it

HugsiePie

aleatorio

Hellllllllllllllllloooooo Ladies and Gentlemen!
Welcome to tonights awards ceremony :cool:
The first award, 'Largest Ego' shall be present in T-minus 25 minutes, so let the speculation roll and the banter ensue!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

As Dan has already informed you, he and I shall be your humble(:pac:) hosts tonight


Lets just pretend that this is what we look like... :rolleyes:

Lara_15

Nimr wrote: »

I was just about to mock it again

Now you've taken the fun out of it

whats wrong with the accent :O

Daniel2590

Lara_15 wrote: »

whats wrong with the accent :O

THANK YOU :pac:

aleatorio

Daniel2590 wrote: »

THANK YOU :pac:

Shes just saying that to make you feel better... awks...

aleatorio

IM SO EXCITED

Daniel2590

thelad95

Daniel2590 wrote: »

This is the immediate post accident reaction where you can see how well I have my priorities straight! :pac:

http://videobam.com/eLZPR

Oh my god your accent :P

Lara_15

aleatorio wrote: »

Shes just saying that to make you feel better... awks...

no really, why are you slagging it

Kayleigh..

I want a cool accent :rolleyes:

Daniel2590

thelad95 wrote: »

Oh my god your accent :P

aleatorio

I feel I should, as the only person here who has met Dan, let ye know that he doesnt actually sound like that in person :pac:

Kayleigh..

Daniel2590

Heh.. met.. :pac:

Peregrine

aleatorio wrote: »

I feel I should, as the only person here who has met Dan

In a biblical sense? :pac:

thelad95

aleatorio wrote: »

I feel I should, as the only person here who has met Dan, let ye know that he doesnt actually sound like that in person :pac:

I believe it's referred to as shifting these days :P

aleatorio

thelad95 wrote: »

I believe it's referred to as shifting these days :P

Well that too.. :pac:

Daniel2590

thelad95 wrote: »

I believe it's referred to as shifting these days :P

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE GODDDDD :p

HugsiePie

Daniel2590

aleatorio wrote: »

Well that too.. :pac:

We'll leave it there.. :pac:

thelad95

Daniel2590 wrote: »

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE GODDDDD :p

I'm sorry but I'm like reading all your posts in that accent now. I can't get over it :P At least you don't have a big bogger Kilkenny accent like me

Daniel2590

Hah hate to be a bogger :pac:

Kayleigh..

thelad95 wrote: »

I'm sorry but I'm like reading all your posts in that accent now. I can't get over it :P At least you don't have a big bogger Kilkenny accent like me

All accents > North Mayo accents

:pac:

randylonghorn

aleatorio wrote: »

I feel I should, as the only person here who has met Dan, let ye know that he doesnt actually sound like that in person :pac:

You said the accent was much the same tho! :pac:

Daniel2590

randylonghorn wrote: »

You said the accent was much the same tho! :pac:

Randy, kindly fúck off! :pac:

Peregrine

11 mins

FHB

I feel like we should enforce a new rule. No slagging off others people's accents unless you post a video or sound clip of your own accent. :P

Daniel2590

FHB wrote: »

I feel like we should enforce a new rule. No slagging off others people's accents unless you post a video or sound clip of your own accent. :P

Yeah I don't see any of you doing it! :pac:

randylonghorn

FHB wrote: »

I feel like we should enforce a new rule. No slagging off others people's accents except for Dan's unless you post a video or sound clip of your own accent. :P

Added to charter! :cool:

thelad95

Daniel2590 wrote: »

Hah hate to be a bogger :pac:

I'm really not a bogger :P

Peregrine

randylonghorn wrote: »

Added to charter! :cool:

You first then, Kerryboy :P

FHB

randylonghorn wrote: »

Added to charter! :cool:

Oh,

Daniel2590

8 mins until the person with the biggest ego is outed! :pac:

aleatorio

Daniel2590 wrote: »

8 mins until the person with the biggest ego is outed! :pac:

The post is ready and waiting :cool:

randylonghorn

Nimr wrote: »

You first then, Kerryboy :P

Re-read, jackeen!

thelad95

Randys from Kerry :eek:

Aspiring

Ahahahaha just heard the accent now, I was expecting a big culchie accent

Daniel2590

Aspiring wrote: »

Ahahahaha just heard the accent now, I was expecting a big culchie accent

That's Dan eile you're thinking of :pac:

aleatorio

Aspiring wrote: »

Ahahahaha just heard the accent now, I was expecting a big culchie accent

Naaahh, likkle Danny is a big aul Posh Dub :pac:

Aspiring

Daniel2590 wrote: »

That's Dan eile you're thinking of :pac:

Didn't expect there'd be any D4s on here (or whatever you like to be called)

Peregrine

randylonghorn wrote: »

Re-read, jackeen!

I was too excited to read it properly

aleatorio

Award Numero Uno Time!

Arguably one of tonight's more predictable awards: LARGEST EGO!

So, trailing behind in a miserable 3rd place with a grand total of 0 votes we have...
*drum-roll please*
Daniel2590!

In second place, we have a tie!
LoveLamps & hollister11!

Finally, the winner of this prestigious award, we haveeeeeeeeeee a tieeeeeeeeeee:
Striving and Hotfail!!!!

Congrats ya egotistical *insert profanities here*

Enjoy yere new sigs!

Daniel2590

Aspiring wrote: »

Didn't expect there'd be any D4s on here (or whatever you like to be called)

I'm not from fúcking D4!!!! :eek::pac:

Hah and you said I had an ego Aspiring!

Lara_15

Daniel2590 wrote: »

I'm not from fúcking D4!!!! :eek::pac:

which D are you from then?