Horriblist Biscuits?

Lapin

Mindful of the rap Derek Mooney got for not giving even coverage to important issues, I thought it would be prudent to open a thread to balance the vital work going on over in the Nicest Biscuits thread.


I nominate these yokes.

Mr. Incognito

Plain rich tea

rawn

GET OUT. Pink wafers are amazing.

Horriblist? Must. Not. Grammar Nazi.

Emmmm plain digestives are pretty sick. So dry, but delicious with butter so that doesn't really count.

Fig rolls are a bit rank.

Lapin

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Plain rich tea

True, but they're not bad with a bit of betty batter.

Jimoslimos

Ginger Nuts, like chewing concrete.

comongethappy

Those pink ones are OK, bit artificial.

I nominate Rich Tea.
Or 'Nice'......

Skullface McGubbin

Arse biscuits.

Philo Beddoe

Lapin wrote: »

I nominate these yokes.

Hah, when I saw the thread title I immediately thought 'pink wafers'. They're not even that horrible, there's just something wrong about them.

The One Doctor

Hob Nobs.

Lapin

rawn wrote: »

GET OUT. Pink wafers are amazing.

So wrong. So so wrong in so many ways.

rawn wrote: »

Horriblist? Must. Not. Grammar Nazi.

Horriblist is a great word, what are ya on about. :pac:

Shenshen

Those pink wafer things. And Mikado.

Mr. CooL ICE

Soggy biscuits

Son Of A Vidic

Lapin wrote: »

Horriblist Biscuits?

Fig Rolls, absolutely disgusting. It's like walking into a shop and buying a packet of wrapped ear wax. Why?

Judgement Day

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Ginger Nuts, like chewing concrete.

They are made for dunking!

My nomination is the awful Marietta http://walsh-trading.com/images/JA05.gif like eating balsa wood.

dark crystal

Party rings. Rotten yolks.

rubadub

rawn wrote: »

GET OUT. Pink wafers are amazing.

I love some, but there are crap ones about, there is one with a pink panther on it which are way too dry. When I was a kid the pink wafers had a fair bit of icing/cream filling.

Sunnyisland

Cream crackers plain






They are biscuits ?

nuttyboy79

Jersey/Custard creams bleurghhhhhh

sbsquarepants

Wrong wrong wrong.
Jersey are OK, custard creams are the king of biscuits. Ginger nuts are the delicious heir to the throne.

Clondalphian

Has to be Cafe Noir. They're disgusting!

http://www.britishshopabroad.com/product_images/l/950/bs__52800_zoom.jpg

sbsquarepants

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Soggy biscuits

I wonder has anyone ever actually.........eh never mind, some things are best left unknown!

Egginacup

I nominate thin (or thick) Arrowroot.

They should be banned.

JustAddWater

Chocolate burbon

Rank!

Dyr

Those bastard pink yokes. Wouldn't even eat them as a kid

coconut creams, the manky one of jacobs triplets

Goldgrain, looks like a digestive but tastes like plywood

Turtyturd

Kimberley.

Lapin

Clondalphian wrote: »

Has to be Cafe Noir. They're disgusting!

http://www.britishshopabroad.com/product_images/l/950/bs__52800_zoom.jpg

NO

They're fookin lovely. :eek:

Bloody pricey though.

groucho marx

Those carte noir yokes! Yuck

Philo Beddoe

Skullface McGubbin wrote: »

Arse biscuits.

Anus Horriblist.

Mayo Miss

Those cinnamon biscuits that come with a cup of coffee in cafes, garabaldi and strawberry cremes.

groucho marx

groucho marx wrote: »

Those carte noir yokes! Yuck

cafe noir,my bad

The other fella

Disco biscuits.

sbsquarepants

The other fella wrote: »

Disco biscuits.

I think its lidl actually sell bars called disco biscuits!
I saw bars called 9 bars in the shop the other day too. What is the world coming to joe?

Philo Beddoe

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I think its lidl actually sell bars called disco biscuits!
I saw bars called 9 bars in the shop the other day too. What is the world coming to joe?

Next up, China White brand sugar.

Baron Kurtz

Garibaldi

The other fella

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I think its lidl actually sell bars called disco biscuits!
I saw bars called 9 bars in the shop the other day too. What is the world coming to joe?

Saw those disco biscuit bars bars before and had to take a pic to share on FB! Id love to know where those 9 bars are sold so i could do the same

Shakespeare's Sister

Plain Digestive/Goldgrain, Custard Creams - actually all "creams" (except Jersey), Fig Rolls. Bland, disappointing confections from a drearier time, that only old people should get enjoyment out of.

The Rabbit

I don't like Penguin bars. Do they count?

strobe

Those fvcking gross 'biscotti' yokes some coffee serving places insist of putting on the edge of your saucer like the sick sick cvnts they are. What's biscotti mean anyway? I'm pretty sure it's Italian for 'dried out sh1te segment'.

Yer Aul One

Kimberley.... I think i would rather eat dirt

Lapin

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Garibaldi

I'm with the good Baron on this.

Why anyone would want to eat these sticky rectangles of sugared dough riddled with dead flies is beyond me.

blade1

Lapin wrote: »

I'm with the good Baron on this.

Why anyone would want to eat these sticky rectangles of sugared dough riddled with dead flies is beyond me.

I think someone's been f*cking with your Garibaldi!

boobar

Soggy biscuit

Ruu

Nice, you sugary bastard from hell.

The Singing Beard

Tuc, rotten things.

The Singing Beard

The Singing Beard wrote: »

Tuc, rotten things.

They're crackers, and I love them.

Worst biscuits are Rich Tea. They taste of nothing.

Myjam

Anything with wafers or filled with some sort of icing. OREOS, eww no thank you!

You're all wrong. There are no such thing as horrible biscuits. Everything listed here are yummy.

I didn't get this arse by being fussy I tells ya.

Frosty McSnowballs

Anything with raisins, sultanas, currants, fruit pieces etc

sun structures

Maybe not biscuits but Turkish delights taste like chocolate soap.

Macavity.

I think digestive biscuits are disgusting, I don't understand how there is people who buy them. Chocolate digestives aren't as bad, because they've got chocolate going for them.

Senor Fancy Pants

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Anything with raisins, sultanas, currants, fruit pieces etc

What is wrong with you man?

Those elevate any biscuit to greatness.