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HILARIOUS transformations of Irish contemporary celebrities and historical figures

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  • 15-08-2014 12:38am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭


    ..... into every day menu items.

    Starter
    Michael Collins fried eggs

    Main Course
    Linda Martin beef and chips

    Desert
    Michael D Higgins cake


    To Drink
    Michael Collins tea


    Everyone make there own menus and by the end of the thread we'll do a best of



    THIS IS NOT A PUN THREAD STOP TREATING IT AS SUCH, THE HUMOUR IS FROM ELSEWHERE


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I don't get this at all...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Why is Michael Collins fried eggs AND tea? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I don't get this at all...

    It's pretty simple you just combine an Irish figure with a common menu item, if you do it right the results are hilarious, or sometimes poignant so be careful. Imagine Michael Collins tea


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    ..... into every day menu items.

    Starter
    Michael Collins fried eggs

    Main Course
    Linda Martin beef and chips

    Desert
    Michael D Higgins cake


    To Drink
    Michael Collins tea


    Everyone make there own menus and by the end of the thread we'll do a best of

    Where the fukk do you go for lunch?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Michael Collins Tea....Michael Collins Tea... Nope, not getting it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    eh...wut?

    At least Michael TEA Higgins might have been mildly amusing, or maybe not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    Michael Collins Tea....Michael Collins Tea... Nope, not getting it.

    It's funny when you juxtapose the man's historical significance with the banality of tea, but each to their own
    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    eh...wut?

    At least Michael TEA Higgins might have been mildly amusing, or maybe not.

    hahaha, this guy gets it, please make a whole menu


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    ha?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin




  • Registered Users Posts: 40,986 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I don't get this at all...

    +1,000,000

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    This is about as hilarious as a kick in the balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Im vegetarian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭JohnDee


    I wouldn't fancy the Linda Martin beef, fairly tough to chew through I'd imagine?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Ya know tennis and rabbits, Pete Sampras and that whole connection there?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    This is about as hilarious as a kick in the balls

    Some people would find it funny if you were kicked in the balls.

    I did laugh at Michael Tea Higgins though :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    Im vegetarian.
    +1,000,000

    Just try it, joeytheparrot you could make a menu comprised of some of Ireland's great LGBT community, past and present.

    Arthur you should make a veggy menu, everybody like a challenge


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,986 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Just try it, joeytheparrot you could make a menu comprised of some of Ireland's great LGBT community, past and present.

    Joey you should make a veggy menu, everybody like a challenge


    Eh no.

    Its not funny and its definitely definitely not hilarious.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mary Robinson Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.

    Am I doing this right? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    dafuq


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Bertie Ahern with a Focaccia


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    Eh no.

    Its not funny and its definitely definitely not hilarious.

    I'll do it then the thread needs another entry and it's quite a fitting theme.

    Starter
    David Norris cheese and crackers.

    Dinner
    Lydia Foy roast chicken and chips

    Desert
    Oscar Wilde fritters

    To drink
    Alan Hughes orange juice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    The Georgia Salsa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    k kids drugs r bad mkay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Some people would find it funny if you were kicked in the balls.

    I demand to know the names of these individuals!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    Mary Robinson Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.

    Am I doing this right? :confused:


    Bertie Ahern with a Focaccia

    You're both on the ball lads, thanks for taking part, The Mary Robinson thermidor is a shoe in for the 'best of' menu


  • Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭Spike Witwicky


    OP are you stoned?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    You're both on the ball lads, thanks for taking part, The Mary Robinson thermidor is a shoe in for the 'best of' menu

    Get da focaccia


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  • Registered Users Posts: 40,986 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Step away from the vodka bottle

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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