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  • 13-08-2014 9:57pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭


    My missus is looking for a good team name.

    Some of them each year are genius.

    Last year I was Ozil Calofornia, this year Whatsa Mata? Not exactly brain surgeon material. Can you guys help or what are your fav team names. If it helps shes from Roscommon and is a pool supporter


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    The best I've seen this year, and for many, many years, is Neville Wears Prada.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭duploelabs


    Chelsea lie-ins


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    50ShadesOfAndyGray is one I've seen and may have used :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Michu at De Gea Bar was a good one


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,533 ✭✭✭✭KevIRL


    Get Defoe Kuyt was one I robbed from a few years back


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    http://www.thescore.ie/27-favourite-fantasy-football-names-1045692-Aug2014/

    Found this. Would love something original though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Teenage mutant ninja skrtels


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,033 ✭✭✭✭CSF


    http://www.thescore.ie/27-favourite-fantasy-football-names-1045692-Aug2014/

    Found this. Would love something original though.
    Hahahaha I love 'The Zat Knight Rises'


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    She might be running with Dont call me bėbė

    Or

    Benteke fried chicken


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Two Girls, One Klopp


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Sexist Mert-e-sacker


  • Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭RB94


    Called my team "Never Shaw It Coming" this year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭Backfire


    She might be running with Dont call me bėbė

    Or

    Benteke fried chicken

    Benteke fried chicken was my team name last year but I didn't steal it, thought of it myself, but I am sure others did too

    I remember that it's 1 letter too long. So I left the letter 'e' out of chicken, so it was 'Benteke Fried Chickn' :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I am going with Pull my Figeroa

    Will check thread for herself tomorrow


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,107 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I'm tempted to try and work Ings into my team so I can name it:
    Ings can only get better


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,107 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    My missus is looking for a good team name.

    Some of them each year are genius.

    Last year I was Ozil Calofornia, this year Whatsa Mata? Not exactly brain surgeon material. Can you guys help or what are your fav team names. If it helps shes from Roscommon and is a pool supporter

    Working on the Roscommon & the woman angle... Rossies Totti

    Or in a nod to Roscommon goalkeeping legend Shane Curran aka Cake.... Kaka Milis


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Iused2likebusts


    PARlance wrote: »
    I'm tempted to try and work Ings into my team so I can name it:
    Ings can only get better

    That name is already taken;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,107 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    That name is already taken;)

    Ings have just got complicated....
    One less selection headache so :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Iused2likebusts


    PARlance wrote: »
    One less selection headache so :)
    ings that make u go mmm


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,578 ✭✭✭Bleating Lamb


    MauriceFitzPatrick


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭tom_k


    Can Wisdom Mata?

    Schurrle Hazard Can Mata?

    Oscar the Crouch.

    Maybe they exist already...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,162 ✭✭✭Dearg81


    I'm going with Sporting Bite-marks with Ivanovic as my captain and I'm hoping someone snaps Chiellini up. Those 2 would make a tasty partnership :pac:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I was quite happy with 'The Big Lewandowski' for last season.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 21,107 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Koeman and the gang...


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    I'm quite happy with my "Inanimate Carbon J-Rod" name. In rod we trust :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,747 ✭✭✭Ziegler1988


    Went with "The Costa Don't Mata"


  • Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭El festino


    Went with 'Lovren In The Air'


  • Registered Users Posts: 321 ✭✭Gatame


    Fritzl Palace


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,746 ✭✭✭Swiper the fox


    Rossies are known as sheep stealers (or sheep shaggers), is there some way you could link that to Liverpool


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    Exeter Gently


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