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Funny team names

  • 13-08-2014 09:57PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭


    My missus is looking for a good team name.

    Some of them each year are genius.

    Last year I was Ozil Calofornia, this year Whatsa Mata? Not exactly brain surgeon material. Can you guys help or what are your fav team names. If it helps shes from Roscommon and is a pool supporter


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    The best I've seen this year, and for many, many years, is Neville Wears Prada.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,020 ✭✭✭✭duploelabs


    Chelsea lie-ins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    50ShadesOfAndyGray is one I've seen and may have used :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Michu at De Gea Bar was a good one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,509 ✭✭✭✭KevIRL


    Get Defoe Kuyt was one I robbed from a few years back


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    http://www.thescore.ie/27-favourite-fantasy-football-names-1045692-Aug2014/

    Found this. Would love something original though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Teenage mutant ninja skrtels


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,700 ✭✭✭✭CSF


    http://www.thescore.ie/27-favourite-fantasy-football-names-1045692-Aug2014/

    Found this. Would love something original though.
    Hahahaha I love 'The Zat Knight Rises'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    She might be running with Dont call me bėbė

    Or

    Benteke fried chicken


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Two Girls, One Klopp


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Sexist Mert-e-sacker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭RB94


    Called my team "Never Shaw It Coming" this year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭Backfire


    She might be running with Dont call me bėbė

    Or

    Benteke fried chicken

    Benteke fried chicken was my team name last year but I didn't steal it, thought of it myself, but I am sure others did too

    I remember that it's 1 letter too long. So I left the letter 'e' out of chicken, so it was 'Benteke Fried Chickn' :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I am going with Pull my Figeroa

    Will check thread for herself tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,117 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I'm tempted to try and work Ings into my team so I can name it:
    Ings can only get better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,117 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    My missus is looking for a good team name.

    Some of them each year are genius.

    Last year I was Ozil Calofornia, this year Whatsa Mata? Not exactly brain surgeon material. Can you guys help or what are your fav team names. If it helps shes from Roscommon and is a pool supporter

    Working on the Roscommon & the woman angle... Rossies Totti

    Or in a nod to Roscommon goalkeeping legend Shane Curran aka Cake.... Kaka Milis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Iused2likebusts


    PARlance wrote: »
    I'm tempted to try and work Ings into my team so I can name it:
    Ings can only get better

    That name is already taken;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,117 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    That name is already taken;)

    Ings have just got complicated....
    One less selection headache so :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Iused2likebusts


    PARlance wrote: »
    One less selection headache so :)
    ings that make u go mmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,948 ✭✭✭Bleating Lamb


    MauriceFitzPatrick


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭tom_k


    Can Wisdom Mata?

    Schurrle Hazard Can Mata?

    Oscar the Crouch.

    Maybe they exist already...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,182 ✭✭✭Dearg81


    I'm going with Sporting Bite-marks with Ivanovic as my captain and I'm hoping someone snaps Chiellini up. Those 2 would make a tasty partnership :pac:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I was quite happy with 'The Big Lewandowski' for last season.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,117 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Koeman and the gang...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    I'm quite happy with my "Inanimate Carbon J-Rod" name. In rod we trust :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,747 ✭✭✭Ziegler1988


    Went with "The Costa Don't Mata"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭El festino


    Went with 'Lovren In The Air'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭Gatame


    Fritzl Palace


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Swiper the fox


    Rossies are known as sheep stealers (or sheep shaggers), is there some way you could link that to Liverpool


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    Exeter Gently


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