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    #122
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    South Dublin speciality locksmith, making the Dalkey door key.


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    #123
    paulbok
    Registered Users Posts: 4,899 ✭✭✭paulbok


    Medieval weapons factory in Swords,
    Medieval siege resolution agency - Castleknock
    Pub for fairies - Elphin (there is one there called The Elph-inn)
    Broken biscuit collections - Crumlin
    Public baths for boggers - Clane
    Podiatrist - Ballybunion
    Helmet factory - Schull
    Rehabilitation clinic - Cahir
    Madam Tussaud's House of Horrors - Gorey
    Vasectomies for the elderly - Greystones
    Ice hotel - Birr
    Agricultural College - Enfield
    Turf cutting equipment - Slane
    Really thin window makers - Finglas


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    #124
    chrysagon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    language school in Effin


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    #125
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Russian Language School - Roosky


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    #126
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Russian language school in Borris.


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    #127
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 40,815 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    realies wrote: »
    A saliva container depot in ballinspittle.

    Collecting tears from statues as well?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #128
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,575 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    a racetrack for...bells...in belfast...am I doing it right?

    An anger management center for GAA players in Hurlers Cross?
    A vanilla metalworks plant in Whitegate?
    a center for lesbian cows in Bodyke?
    a mountaineering school in Flagmount?


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    #129
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    chrysagon wrote: »
    A swingers convention in Shercock

    A dating agency in Nobber

    A gorilla sanctuary in Cong

    A shooting gallery in Hunterstown

    A restricted speedzone in Kilrush.

    Chefs traininghouse in Cookstown.

    KFC chicken in Athy.

    A sexual relief clinic in Blueball (offaly)

    heated saunas in Birr

    or a brothel even ;)


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    #130
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    furniture makers in roundwood

    a community health centre in redcross


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    #131
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,575 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    donegal__road wrote: »
    an ambulance factory in Nenagh

    A company for decommissioning ambulances in Killanena?


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    #132
    [Deleted User]
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    Large flat wooden boatbuilders in Arklow.
    Sports equipment storage service in Ballina.
    Sports equipment storage service with poor delivery times in Ballinasloe.
    Express chime delivery service in Belfast.
    Vagrant management agency in Kilbeggan.


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    #133
    jack of all
    Registered Users Posts: 2,363 ✭✭✭jack of all


    A rubber boot maker- Wellington Bridge, Co. Wexford


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    #134
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Sauve wrote: »
    Indian takeaway in Tubbercurry.

    The village of Curry. 5 miles down the N17 would be even better

    They're even so kind as to wish you a good "fahrt" as you leave

    https://www.google.ie/maps/@54.006509,-8.769469,3a,75y,49.16h,79.42t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4ujNnbpMl_4O0B5PjkCmhg!2e0

    (and yes, I realise it means "good journey" in German - don't ruin my childish fun!!!)


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    #135
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    An abattoir in Kilmacow


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    #136
    Hammer Archer
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hammer Archer


    A beauty salon for ugly women from the west in Munterconnaught.
    A vets for heavily pregnant cows in Cavan.
    An Islamic school in Mullagh.


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    #137
    CrabRevolution
    Registered Users Posts: 2,805 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    RayM wrote: »
    If he ever wants to expand the business, he could move to Kilmore.

    The Gardaí stop a suspicious looking van driving along the road. The Guard leans into the window and asks "Where are you coming from?"

    The driver replies "I'm coming from Kilnaman"

    Guard then asks "OK, and where are you off to now?"

    Man replies "I'm going to Kilmore"


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    #138
    chrysagon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    pimps office........Tonlegee

    brothel..........Dicksboro

    fetish site...........Strangalwilly (tyrone)

    Local curry shop...........Fartrim


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    #139
    exador
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    Brothel in Muff

    Fertilizer Supplier in Dunboyne

    Butt plug factory in Ringsend

    Limousine conversions Longford

    Stud Farm Horse and Jockey

    Viagra Factory Ballsbridge


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