my son is born

Snake

He's born emotions everywhere I'm so happy




edit: I can't obviously post so I asked a mod to do it... It's 00:46am.. I'm at home.. In bed.. Each and every post I made, was made outside the hospital and hour after birth, while I was having a few puffs of my e-cig and waiting to be collected... The next posts were made at home... The last ones I made were while on the bus to the hospital... I don't care if you've a problem with me posting it - that's a you problem. To be honest. But I just felt I needed to make it clear I wasn't browsing boards while my girlfriend was minding the baby and while I was talking to ye. Kthxbye.


Oh and I dont use Facebook or Twitter.

corner of hells

Happy days , congratulations.

Congrats to you both xxx

All healthy?

wexie

Many congratulations!!!! , hope all is well with mummy and baby*, you make sure you take care of them well!!

*and yourself, it can be stressful enough for the daddies

suicide_circus

Update your facebook quick

Macavity.

Congrats. A big responsibility for someone so young, hope it all works out. Good luck.

Aspiring

And you're on Boards.. :P

corner of hells

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Congrats to you both xxx

All healthy?

Im fine , thanks.

The Moldy Gowl

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

fleet_admiral

Congratulations

Now, the same as I said earlier, get off the internet and enjoy private time with your missus and son, he is going to be the centre of attention tomorrow so cherish the private time now

pablo128

Congratulations!:)
Have ye a name picked out yet?

Ihatecuddles

Tell us the name so we can slag it

Congrats!

_Redzer_

Genuine congrats, but seriously, this isn't your Facebook, your girlfriend hasn't given birth to a unicorn, just a baby.

Don't know why we need different threads for the updates.

endacl

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

In fairness now. There's a time and a place. This thread isn't compulsory.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

Sounds to me you're like every other baby too.

fleet_admiral

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

jesus christ:eek:

corner of hells

corner of hells wrote: »

Im fine , thanks.

Phew, I was concerned earlier that the emotions of the evening were getting to ya!

Sir Arthur Daley

pablo128 wrote: »

Congratulations!:)
Have ye a name picked out yet?

They are naming it Rodney after Dave.

endacl

pablo128 wrote: »

Congratulations!:)
Have ye a name picked out yet?

Greyfox209, I'd Imagine...

Hotfail.com

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

Well, someone's infertile.. :pac:

The Moldy Gowl

Keyla Square Drain wrote: »

Sounds to me you're like every other baby too.

Yeah I just shat myself and my mother is showing me off to people who don't give a ****e.

We are heading into her office tomorrow to suckle on the teet of the Awwww and ohhhhs

Sir Arthur Daley

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

They are naming it Rodney after Dave.

I will never get tired of hearing that! Lol

_Redzer_

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Well, someone's infertile.. :pac:

Tis the dream I'm sure!

pablo128

endacl wrote: »

Greyfox209, I'd Imagine...

Greycub208 perhaps?:pac:

The Moldy Gowl

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Well, someone's infertile.. :pac:

That would be the dream alright.

endacl

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Yeah I just shat myself and my mother is showing me off to people who don't give a ****e.

We are heading into her office tomorrow to suckle on the teet of the Awwww and ohhhhs

You're a noisy fecker for somebody who doesn't give a s***e.

G'way now. Nobody likes you here either.

Ihatecuddles

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Yeah I just shat myself and my mother is showing me off to people who don't give a ****e.

We are heading into her office tomorrow to suckle on the teet of the Awwww and ohhhhs

As your friend...grow up. Seriously, you dont sound 'cool' like youre so obviously trying to.

The Moldy Gowl

endacl wrote: »

You're a noisy fecker for somebody who doesn't give a s***e.

G'way now. Nobody likes you here either.

I may not give a ****e but I'm taking my night time poo and enjoying it.

Ihatecuddles

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I may not give a ****e but I'm taking my night time poo and enjoying it.

Taking it on the keyboard apparently.

fleet_admiral

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I may not give a ****e but I'm taking my night time poo and enjoying it.

Is your missus sitting on your lap?

_Redzer_

Granted the dickhead comment was slightly OTT

He's a point. This thread is going to be nothing but ohhhhs and awwwws.

Who cares? How many posters have babies everyday yet don't start threads about it?

At least tell us a story along with it instead of an update.

wazky

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

A gas man.

endacl

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I may not give a ****e but I'm taking my night time poo and enjoying it.

How come this thread's all about you? I'll ignore you from here. I'd imagine others will too.

The Moldy Gowl

endacl wrote: »

How come this thread's all about you? I'll ignore you from here. I'd imagine others will too.

Because I'm a gowl???

endacl

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Granted the dickhead comment was slightly OTT

He's a point. This thread is going to be nothing but ohhhhs and awwwws.

Who cares? How many posters have babies everyday yet don't start threads about it?

At least tell us a story along with it instead of an update.

Is he? He's a primitive notion upon which geometry is built? A shapeless coordinate on a plane, with neither mass nor substance, existing only in two dimensions?

con___manx1

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

not very nice man. did u have a bad day ?

_Redzer_

endacl wrote: »

Is he? He's a primitive notion upon which geometry is built? A shapeless coordinate on a plane, with neither mass nor substance, existing only in two dimensions?

He's = he has

Duh

PizzamanIRL

*waits anxiously for the 'my child had it's first bottle today' thread*

The Moldy Gowl

con___manx1 wrote: »

not very nice man. did u have a bad day ?

Why isn't it nice?

corner of hells

Im waiting on the three wise men to arrive ,












Curly , Larry and Mo.

Lou.m

GrayFox208 wrote: »

He's born emotions everywhere I'm so happy

I am so happy for you.

I hope he makes good friends easily, that he finds happiness and is healthy. May he have an auspicious and long happy life.

May you not have to worry too much.


xxxxx

This has really made AH a happier place !!

_Redzer_

Lou.m wrote: »

I am so happy for you.

I hope he makes good friends easily, that he finds happiness and is healthy. May he have an auspicious and long happy life.

May you not have to worry too much.


xxxxx

This has really made AH a happier place !!

Oh my god I'm going to bed! /vomit

Macavity.

This really should have been just an update to the wife in labour thread.

Micky Dolenz

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Why isn't it nice?

Mod

Stop posting here before you get yourself banned.

Micky Dolenz

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Oh my god I'm going to bed! /vomit

Promise?

_Redzer_

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Promise?

Promise to vomit?


Hmmm. I have the gag a bit under control now. Any sudden soppy movements and I could blow

policarp

GrayFox208 wrote: »

He's born emotions everywhere I'm so happy

A new cub on the block.


















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TeddyTedson

Baby on boards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURFU3pL93o

In Lonesome Dove

Congrats. Wishing you and your partner and baby the very best and hope all goes well.

Lucifer MorningStar

Sure it is :rolleyes:

LETHAL LADY

This pasty faced mother ****er says it all. Congrats OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGMky4tVN7c