Scientology E-Meter

lukemaguire

I know this is a bit weird but do any of you know where I could buy a cheap E-Meter, possibly under €100? I have tried eBay but none of the cheap ones work... Any help would be appreciated! Thanks

Banjo String

What the hell is an E-meter

This has something to do with drugs. Hasn't it op.

stimpson

lukemaguire wrote: »

I know this is a bit weird but do any of you know where I could buy a cheap E-Meter, possibly under €100? I have tried eBay but none of the cheap ones work... Any help would be appreciated! Thanks

Yeah. The expensive ones work really well.

Awkward Badger

lukemaguire wrote: »

I have tried eBay but none of the cheap ones work

None of the expensive ones work either. Its all bullshít.

Buzz Killington the third

I'll make you one for €99.99

holystungun9

An e-meter is an meter to measure how much of an eejit you are. It doesn't really matter if you get the expensive one or the cheap one tbh.

lukemaguire

Just to clarify, I don't want to use this, I'm doing a project/investigation into it... To see if it actually has any scientific value...

Sir Arthur Daley

Did you try adverts op? you could swap sttuff for it.

Antar Bolaeisk

Electropsychometer

I'm not normally one to rubbish another's religious beliefs but the above says it all.

lukemaguire

Banjo String wrote: »

What the hell is an E-meter

This has something to do with drugs. Hasn't it op.

Nope, it doesn't...

ww.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter

The One Doctor

lukemaguire wrote: »

Just to clarify, I don't want to use this, I'm doing a project/investigation into it... To see if it actually has any scientific value...

I can save you a lot of time and effort by simply telling you that it doesn't work. Please don't tell me you're doing a college project about scientology...

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Banjo String wrote: »

What the hell is an E-meter

It's for performing personality tests.

It can tell if you're the type of person that should be there at the scene of traffic accidents or not.

Ambulance men are cool and all but what you really need there are scientologists.

BikeQueery

lukemaguire wrote: »

Just to clarify, I don't want to use this, I'm doing a project/investigation into it... To see if it actually has any scientific value...

If you're in any way scientifically literate then you know it doesn't.

darkpagandeath

Does it monitor and track the amount of Ghosts going to the Mother ship ?

lukemaguire

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Does it monitor and track the amount of Ghosts going to the Mother ship ?

Tbh, it probably does...

kneemos

lukemaguire wrote: »

Just to clarify, I don't want to use this, I'm doing a project/investigation into it... To see if it actually has any scientific value...

Depends what you're measuring.If it's personality or whatever then save your money and time.

Buzz Killington the third

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Does it monitor and track the amount of Ghosts going to the Mother ship ?

It monitors how much money you're willing to hand over. It measures in units of gullibles.

lukemaguire

kneemos wrote: »

Depends what you're measuring.If it's personality or whatever then save your money and time.

No it's not, it's to see if it actually measures brainwaves or electrical impulses in the body...

Chucken

You can't have one OP.

The Church of Scientology restricts the use of the E-meter to trained Scientologists, treating it as "a religious artifact used to measure the state of electrical characteristics of the 'static field' surrounding the body"

lukemaguire

BikeQueery wrote: »

If you're in any way scientifically literate then you know it doesn't.

It does work, but not for what the Scientologists say...

lukemaguire

Chucken wrote: »

You can't have one OP.

The Church of Scientology restricts the use of the E-meter to trained Scientologists, treating it as "a religious artifact used to measure the state of electrical characteristics of the 'static field' surrounding the body"

"Artifact" wtf?

kneemos

Does it work the same way as those stud detectors?

conorhal

lukemaguire wrote: »

I know this is a bit weird but do any of you know where I could buy a cheap E-Meter, possibly under €100? I have tried eBay but none of the cheap ones work... Any help would be appreciated! Thanks

I assure you that none of the expensive ones work either....

stimpson

Never mind e meters OP. I have these magic beans I can sell you.

Chucken

lukemaguire wrote: »

"Artifact" wtf?

ar·ti·fact also ar·te·fact (ärt-fkt)
n.
1. An object produced or shaped by human craft, especially a tool, weapon, or ornament of archaeological or historical interest.
2. Something viewed as a product of human conception or agency rather than an inherent element: "The very act of looking at a naked model was an artifact of male supremacy" (Philip Weiss).
3. A structure or feature not normally present but visible as a result of an external agent or action, such as one seen in a microscopic specimen after fixation, or in an image produced by radiology or electrocardiography.
4. An inaccurate observation, effect, or result, especially one resulting from the technology used in scientific investigation or from experimental error: The apparent pattern in the data was an artifact of the collection method.

lukemaguire

Chucken wrote: »

ar·ti·fact also ar·te·fact (ärt-fkt)
n.
1. An object produced or shaped by human craft, especially a tool, weapon, or ornament of archaeological or historical interest.
2. Something viewed as a product of human conception or agency rather than an inherent element: "The very act of looking at a naked model was an artifact of male supremacy" (Philip Weiss).
3. A structure or feature not normally present but visible as a result of an external agent or action, such as one seen in a microscopic specimen after fixation, or in an image produced by radiology or electrocardiography.
4. An inaccurate observation, effect, or result, especially one resulting from the technology used in scientific investigation or from experimental error: The apparent pattern in the data was an artifact of the collection method.

Hahaha, I knew what artifact meant but how the f*ck is an e-meter of historical interest...

Ruu

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tritium

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

It monitors how much money you're willing to hand over. It measures in units of gullibles.

So tom cruise is measuring a gazillion gullibles then

tritium

lukemaguire wrote: »

Hahaha, I knew what artifact meant but how the f*ck is an e-meter of historical interest...

Don't you realise it was left behind when those thetans were left in all the volcano's, or some other complicated boll1x dreamed up by a particularly bad sci fi writer

kingchess

You can buy them in Lidl,there are on sale at the moment for around 70 Euro, but I think that the bull sh..t detectors are sold out.

Chucken

lukemaguire wrote: »

Hahaha, I knew what artifact meant but how the f*ck is an e-meter of any interest...

fyp