Worst thing that has happened you today?

sleepytrees

Walking with my bags of shopping outside Tesco and two little ten years olds walking behind me repeatedly saying "fat arse, fat arse"

Sitting with a cup of tea and biscuits now and feeling my arse grow bigger with every mouthful..

What about you all?

The One Who Knocks

Got a stern look from this 'oul fat one outside Tesco.

sleepytrees

The One Who Knocks wrote: »

Got a stern look from this 'oul fat one outside Tesco.

Ya basturd, I'm only 30!!

FairytaleGirl

Didnt happen to me technically. But found out another young person in my city committed suicide (this guy was due to get married on Friday and left two young kids)

Suicide city yet still nothing being done to address or at least de-stigmatise mental health issues is this goddam country.

I worry about my younger siblings being so aware too because it seems to be everywhere- I feel like they might view it as an option then.

The Backwards Man

I cracked the nail of my big toe.

sleepytrees

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Found out another young person in my city committed suicide (this guy was due to get married on Friday and left two young kids)

Suicide city yet still nothing being done to address or at least de-stigmatise mental health issues is this goddam country.

Ugh feeling sorry about my fat arse seems lame now.

sleepytrees

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I cracked the nail of my big toe.

That hurts, i've done it many times to myself and others.

Frosty McSnowballs

Woke up

FairytaleGirl

sleepytrees wrote: »

Ugh feeling sorry about my fat arse seems lame now.

Naww didnt mean to drag down the tone of the thread! It's completely upsetting when someone personally insults you in public!

Lucifer MorningStar

Take no notice of them OP, btw I think you have a lovely big arse :pac:

The Backwards Man

sleepytrees wrote: »

That hurts, i've done it many times to myself and others.

Doesn't hurt at all, only noticed because it tore a hole in my good socks.

sleepytrees

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Take no notice of them OP, btw I think you have a lovely big arse :pac:

You've been stalking me again, haven't you? It's a nightmare, I can't hide very well with this massive ARSE

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Doesn't hurt at all, only noticed because it tore a hole in my good socks.

Only one pair then?

sleepytrees

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Naww didnt mean to drag down the tone of the thread! It's completely upsetting when someone personally insults you in public!

It's more annoying when it's kids and you can't slap them

sleepytrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

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This ^ is on repeat and making me feel better!

holystungun9

No new videos in the "mature" section of my preferred porn site. I'm also annoyed that this category has become watered down and now "mature' can refer to women from about 40. And the MILF section seems to have women from about 25 up.

StormWarrior

I had to walk all the way to the cornershop to get a pizza.

Ditch

Sat out in the ditch this morning, heels off the floor. A wasp came buzzing up between my legs.

Naturally, I battered it away with a lightening quick back hander. I felt the tap of impact. But; Were did the damn thing go?

Could it be wounded, vengeful and crawling steadily back up my trouser leg; Evil glint in its eye and raging malice in its cold heart?

Being Commando made pulling my denims up an even greater act of faith :eek:

dmc17

sleepytrees wrote: »

Walking with my bags of shopping outside Tesco and two little ten years olds walking behind me repeatedly saying "fat arse, fat arse"

Sitting with a cup of tea and biscuits now and feeling my arse grow bigger with every mouthful..

What about you all?

Sorry about that! My mother sent me to the shop to buy some feathers, but I'm forgetful so I have to keep repeating it aloud to myself to remember what I was sent to the shop for.

sleepytrees

holystungun9 wrote: »

No new videos in the "mature" section of my preferred porn site. I'm also annoyed that this category has become watered them and now "mature' can refer to women from about 40. And the MILF section seems to have women from about 25 up.

And here I was thinking mine was a real issue, you've just put it in prospective :rolleyes:

Any BIG ARSED Ladies there? Might change my career

onethreefive

Fell through the trampoline

Thespoofer

Realised I don't want to work in my Construction job any more.
Kind of sad I didn't go to College earlier in life and choose the sensible route.

sleepytrees

Thespoofer wrote: »

Realised I don't want to work in my Construction job any more.
Kind of sad I didn't go to College earlier in life and choose the sensible route.

There is still a chance now to go to college? Anyhow a college degree isn't everything anyway, didn't help me much!!

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Doesn't hurt at all, only noticed because it tore a hole in my good socks.

Not your good Christmas socks?! :eek:

Worst thing that happened me today was when I was cashing up at work, I was down 60 cent Hate that.

nibtrix

The wine bar I went to didn't give us an ice bucket for our white wine. It made me grumpy.

holystungun9

sleepytrees wrote: »

And here I was thinking mine was a real issue, you've just put it in prospective :rolleyes:

Any BIG ARSED Ladies there? Might change my career

As luck would have it, I am a qualified talent scout for porn sites and hold frequent auditions. PMs to the usually address. All photos and videos will be viewed and then destroyed. Privacy is guaranteed*







*guarantee may not be guaranteed

Sir Oxman

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Naww didnt mean to drag down the tone of the thread! It's completely upsetting when someone personally insults you in public!

Burst them the all!

KTRIC

A catch on the visor of my bike helmet broke, the day before a big trip abroad !!

its a €18 part but I wont have it in time so have to shell out for a new helmet tomorrow

sleepytrees

holystungun9 wrote: »

As luck would have it, I am a qualified talent scout for porn sites and hold frequent auditions. PMs to the usually address. All photos and videos will be viewed and then destroyed. Privacy is guaranteed*







*guarantee may not be guaranteed

Jelly belly, stretch marked, fat arse, mywltf (mother you wouldn't like to ****) vid on it's way

* might need a sick bucket

holystungun9

Thespoofer wrote: »

Realised I don't want to work in my Construction job any more.
Kind of sad I didn't go to College earlier in life and choose the sensible route.

holystungun9 wrote: »

As luck would have it, I am a qualified talent scout for porn sites and hold frequent auditions. PMs to the usually address. All photos and videos will be viewed and then destroyed. Privacy is guaranteed*







*guarantee may not be guaranteed

This is what we call fate. PM me those photos!!!

Thespoofer

sleepytrees wrote: »

There is still a chance now to go to college? Anyhow a college degree isn't everything anyway, didn't help me much!!

I have the usual bills as anyone else. 42 years old now, x2 young kids.
I know I could probably get by working part time and so on but I feel it may be ' selfish ' of me to do it.
My job is very physical and would like to learn something completely new for my final couple of decades of working life.

Mrtayto27

Got outta bed this morning

Chucken

nibtrix wrote: »

The wine bar I went to didn't give us an ice bucket for our white wine. It made me grumpy.

Cheer up
It’s better to serve a white wine too warm than too cold. White wines served too cold lose many of their flavors and aromas.

holystungun9

sleepytrees wrote: »

Jelly belly, stretch marked, fat arse, mywltf (mother you wouldn't like to ****) vid on it's way

* might need a sick bucket

This is mature gold!!!! All the things disappearing from my Mature porn video feed. This time next year we'll be millionaires!

Sir Oxman

Lookin forward to my bag of tayto at lunchtime and they were all burnt tasting.
Boo.

sleepytrees

holystungun9 wrote: »

This is mature gold!!!! All the things disappearing from my Mature porn video feed. This time next year we'll be millionaires!

Oh yeah the millions will be rolling in.

The Shower Scene,

Jelly belly in the shower, accidentally stands on her own nipples.

The Bed Scene,

Lies down flat, boobs under armpits!


The Doggy Style Scene

Belly flaps with each thrust.

*I've really ****ing depressed myself now

McChubbin

This thread made me think of this! :pac:

On topic: I got shampoo in my eye whilst in the shower this morning. As it was Nizoral, it burned like ****! My eye is still red and sore.

sleepytrees

Thespoofer wrote: »

I have the usual bills as anyone else. 42 years old now, x2 young kids.
I know I could probably get by working part time and so on but I feel it may be ' selfish ' of me to do it.
My job is very physical and would like to learn something completely new for my final couple of decades of working life.

It's a tough one! Could you get promoted to manager?

nibtrix

Chucken wrote: »

Cheer up
It’s better to serve a white wine too warm than too cold. White wines served too cold lose many of their flavors and aromas.

Yeah but it was pretty warm out, so what was a lovely wine at the beginning was nasty and warm 45 minutes later!

sleepytrees

McChubbin wrote: »

This thread made me think of this! :pac:

On topic: I got shampoo in my eye whilst in the shower this morning. As it was Nizoral, it burned like ****! My eye is still red and sore.

That stings like a ****er. Cold teabags!

Chucken

nibtrix wrote: »

Yeah but it was pretty warm out, so what was a lovely wine at the beginning was nasty and warm 45 minutes later!

Drink faster the next time

josip

Lost an internet argument on boards

Hotfail.com

onethreefive wrote: »

Fell through the trampoline

That's minor by your standards...

takamichinoku

Landlord decided to evict troublesome alcoholic flatmate on the basis of "his tone" when he proposed getting NTL. He's back there now absolutely fuming trying to figure out the real reason. Galway races too and no one's replied to me asking if I can crash at their place.

Not willing to paying 40 euro for a dorm bed on race week though, I'll just run up to my room and lock the door or wander around town for the night.

TheBeach

Nothing bad happened to me today. I'm feeling a bit hard done by now.

Stheno

I had quite a nice day today.

However the precedding 49 were pretty horrific, especially those involving work:pac:

Thespoofer

sleepytrees wrote: »

It's a tough one! Could you get promoted to manager?

Ah shure I have a senior enough position there but it's not that big to progress to ' management ', not sure I'd like to anyway.
Lots of stories of people with degrees working on minimum, internships etc.

It is a tough one !

daviecronin

Worst thing that happened me today?

When I found this forum....

fleet_admiral

I stepped down off a ladder into a bucket of wallpaper paste that had been left at the bottom as a 'joke'

Chucken

daviecronin wrote: »

Worst thing that happened me today?

When I found this forum....

Aw. Where have you been hiding since last September?

Tail Docker

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I stepped down off a ladder into a bucket of wallpaper paste that had been left at the bottom as a 'joke'

Is that you Stanley?

daviecronin

Chucken wrote: »

Aw. Where have you been hiding since last September?

What do you mean by that?