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Funniest things you've said or heard while high/intoxicated?

  • 28-07-2014 12:56pm
    #1
    Chance The Rapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭


    Boyfriend to girlfriend: " You're the most beautiful thing in the world, including rainbows and shit "

    Guy to his friend: " Man, it'd be so great if you had a vagina "


Comments

  • #2
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Im guessing you find Ed byrne a funny comedian op?


  • #3
    Chance The Rapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Chance The Rapper


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Im guessing you find Ed byrne a funny comedian op?

    Nope, never heard of him


  • #4
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    "Are you looking at my Girlfriend?" no
    "Are you saying my Girlfriend is not good enough to look at ?" errrr


  • #5
    The Adversary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭The Adversary


    I've said the second one sober OP!


  • #6
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    "Are you looking at my Girlfriend?" no
    "Are you saying my Girlfriend is not good enough to look at ?" errrr

    It gets interesting when you say she is good enough to look at and the next question would be "would you ride my girlfriend?"


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  • #7
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    2 very drunk guys sitting near me in a bar once and I overheard one say to the other 'I like to drink with my face'.
    The other agreed that he, too, liked that particular method.
    As far as i could ascertain, they were discussing their preference for straws/bottles/pints etc - I think.


  • #8
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    "No, I've had enough"


  • #9
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I haven't had a c unt all night drinkstable.


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Dude, where's my car?


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Can't remember.

    But I bet it was hilarious.


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