I have a smelly passenger

Daveysil15

So I have been giving a woman a lift to work recently. Thing is, there is always a banging smell off her in the mornings. I'm not sure if its body odour; its like a musty old smell. I thought about saying something but it might be a tad rude. I've tried putting up loads of Christmas tree air freshners but to no avail. What can I do?

efb

Blast her with Deoderant?

Banjo String

Buy a roofrack or trailer.

The Master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE0fewRQOjo

Hande hoche!

Increase your consumption of garlic and onions.

Daveysil15

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Increase your consumption of garlic and onions.

I suppose that would be easier than fitting a roofrack.

wazky

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I suppose that would be easier than fitting a roofrack.

Is she a big bird?, into the boot she goes if not.

Ihatecuddles

Maybe its her clothes...

Not much you can do really.

Duckworth_Luas

Drop your smelly passenger off at the pool!

razorblunt

In a weird way I think I know what you mean by that "smell" occasionally get it off one or two girls .. Like they get dressed in a vegetable cupboard. Yuck

rockbeast

Stop taking corpses from the morgue and returning them the next day

toastedpickles

Get a better air freshener

FearDark

The thing about smelly people is that they never realise that they are the smelly ones.

LizzieJones

Febreeze.

Son Of A Vidic

Daveysil15 wrote: »

What can I do?

Buy a convertible.

Karl Stein

Fake your death.

LETHAL LADY

Drive like Ace Ventura.

Agree with Mauzo, must be smelly clothes.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Turn up the radio to cover it up.

MRnotlob606

piss on the seats of you're car.

Awkward Badger

Open a window and stop being such a moaning Michael.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Drop the hand on her or stab her.

whupdedo

Take a big dump in a clear plastic bag and ask her to hold it for you every morning, she'll soon find a new way to work

PizzamanIRL

Say to her 'Hey, we should shower together some time.'

Pumpkinseeds

You could start a casual conversation about the great deals the supermarkets have on detergents and fabric softeners, if she doesn't take the hint after that she never will, unless of course you just ask her to wash her clothes.

Every so often I'll pass the same 3 late teens with a toddler in a pram, the reek of stale urine off them would fell an elephant. As soon as I see them I take a deep breath and try not to breathe until I've got to a different aisle.

Fr_Dougal

Ask her if she can smell cabbage.

Daveysil15

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

You could start a casual conversation about the great deals the supermarkets have on detergents and fabric softeners, if she doesn't take the hint after that she never will, unless of course you just ask her to wash her clothes.

Every so often I'll pass the same 3 late teens with a toddler in a pram, the reek of stale urine off them would fell an elephant. As soon as I see them I take a deep breath and try not to breathe until I've got to a different aisle.

I'm not so sure its her clothes though. Although she does own a lot of cats. She always has cuts and scratches on her hands.

sleepytrees

Wear a tinfoil hat in the car and tell her it's cause the aliens are coming.. problem sorted..

Ihatecuddles

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I'm not so sure its her clothes though. Although she does own a lot of cats. She always has cuts and scratches on her hands.

Cats are probably trying to get away from her

Lucifer MorningStar

Tell her about the Lord

corner of hells

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Tell her about the Lord

Which Lord , Lucifer ?

sleepytrees

are you sure the smell isn't you like..

Vision of Disorder

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Buy a convertible.

You'll possibly attract a more looks conscious strain of women workmate with a flasher car too.

Daveysil15

sleepytrees wrote: »

are you sure the smell isn't you like..

No it only arrives when she gets into the car and dissipates upon her departure.

Lucifer MorningStar

corner of hells wrote: »

Which Lord , Lucifer ?

Yer man with the beard

Sam Kade

Have an almighty feed of beans for your breakfast that will get her out of your car

stoeger

Could be the cats spraying on her clothes I loned a back pack to a mate with 7-9 cats it came back with some pong off it

catallus

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Yer man with the beard

Mohammed?

fleet_admiral

snuurf the seat after she gets out of the car

pablo128

Slip a tube of Vagiclean in her handbag when she's not looking.

corner of hells

pablo128 wrote: »

Slip a tube of Vagiclean in her handbag when she's not looking.

I don't think the bang is off her handbag.

bradlente

Daveysil15 wrote: »

So I have been giving a woman a lift to work recently. Thing is, there is always a banging smell off her in the mornings. I'm not sure if its body odour; its like a musty old smell. I thought about saying something but it might be a tad rude. I've tried putting up loads of Christmas tree air freshners but to no avail.What can I do?

Have you tried hanging them off her ears?

Nodin

Daveysil15 wrote: »

So I have been giving a woman a lift to work recently. Thing is, there is always a banging smell off her in the mornings. I'm not sure if its body odour; its like a musty old smell. I thought about saying something but it might be a tad rude. I've tried putting up loads of Christmas tree air freshners but to no avail. What can I do?

A true story -

Was getting the 83 into town one day 3 or 4 years ago, in Summer. As I'm sitting there gawping out the window, I'm hit with a smell so foul I automatically looked to see if I could open a window. Then I looked around and noticed (a) the source - a woman of about 50 heading towards the fromt of the bus and (b) saw them across from me, across and behind me, and the ones in front of me all showing the same reaction. The waftiest most horrific smell of gowel I've ever been hit with in me life (though it took a few seconds to realise that's what it was).

pablo128

corner of hells wrote: »

I don't think the bang is off her handbag.

Well he could just hand it to her then. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. It'll clear up her little 'problem', and she'll be too embarassed to look for a lift again.:)

petes

FearDark wrote: »

The thing about smelly people is that they never realise that they are the smelly ones.

They must have no sense of smell then!

Funnyonion79

Maybe it's damp clothes? Like maybe she dries her clothes inside the house and they don't dry properly or air properly, so they're still a bit damp when she puts them away. They'll smell musty when she wears them.

corner of hells

petes wrote: »

They must have no sense of smell then!

Unless they're dead.

Shakespeare's Sister

Misread as "I have a smelly passage."

Smelly passenger though... that's much more difficult to resolve.

Macavity.

Tell her you got a new job then go a different route to work and try to avoid her seeing you all day.

fonecrusher1

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Senna

Start sniffing the air, don't say anything, just sniff occasionally and if she doesn't get the message after a couple of days, start asking "what's that smell, is it something outside??"

Sir Arthur Daley

Fight fire with fire, cover yourself in excriment and piss op and the passenger wont be long getting the hint.