Funny/weird nicknames for your dog

cocobubbles

Just wondering what peoples funny/weird nicknames for their dogs are and why you call them it?

I am pie

Pochoclin...akin to little popcorn in argie spanish.

Sounds good. Varies between that and diablita. ...little devil.

DBB

Oh lord... how long have you got?!!! :pac::pac:

Knine

I often call one of the dogs by my child's name & the other way around. I'm a terrible mother :-)

baby and crumble

Not a dog but when I come home every day I call out "Hey Bum Fluff!" To my hamster in greeting.

borderlinemeath

Benson is "bouncy", "hairy boy" and "Benson 40 coats" . For a setter he has a bit of a mad hairy coat!

Coco is sometimes "peglet" as her full name is Coco Peggy but the peggy gets amalgamated with piglet to become peglet. And also "hairy girl" and ahem, "blondy bum" as her bum hair feathering is a lighter colour than her red coat. And also "darling", which is part of her kennel name. All her siblings were Monacrea darling/beauty/vision etc.

maggiepip

Sprocket, Prairie Rocket and Smiler for our collie - the she moves and smiles a lot , Mammy Pip for our lab cos she goes around looking after everyone, wont settle until all family members are home and splits up the cats if they have a scuffle, or even when they play too much. We've a good few names for our terrier x one of which is Professer, because he has an air of knowledge and wisdom about him that fits:-)

eviltwin

I call one Butterball going back to a time when she was a bit portly but the name stuck, the other is Mr September as he has a way of lying on the couch that makes him look like he is posing for a porn mag. Collectively as a pair, they are known as the wiggle woggles, don't ask me why, haven't a clue where that came from.

Knine

My last litter was all given Star Trek show names because I'm a Star Trek fan.

The pup I was keeping was called 'Bones' as a pet name keeping in with the Star Trek theme.

One day in the park my oldest daughter shouted 'Boner come back here'

I can safely say by the time we got home he had a new name!!!!

Whispered

Harley is Harv, Mr Harl and Harley-baby.

Phoenix is Phoe and piggy.

andreac

Coopers nick name is snoozie Suzie lol as he loves chilling.

Flos nickname is scary Mary as she gets scared of the silliest things sometimes.

Haven't thought of one for Viktor just yet.

Tranceypoo

Archie is Poo, Poo Bear, Big Bear, Silver Bear or just 'The Bear' (he looks nothing like a bear) and we change the words of many many songs to incorporate 'The Bear'.....
Lily is Lil Pil, Lily Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, Lulu, Loopy Loops, Guadalupe Puerto Rican Princess (she's not Puerto Rican)

They answer to all of them

DBB

eviltwin wrote: »

the other is Mr September as he has a way of lying on the couch that makes him look like he is posing for a porn mag.

:pac:
*spits tea all over laptop*
That is very funny

angeldaisy

Tara is either her ladyship or toodles, sometimes toodle pip/pup

borderlinemeath

Oh, I forgot, Coco is also "Flirty Gerty" when she decided that one of the visiting males is worthy of her affection. She does this body shuffle into them and literally flutters her eyelashes:D

honerbright

Tranceypoo wrote: »

we change the words of many many songs to incorporate 'The Bear'.....

Omg the amount of songs I do be singing changing them to fit my pets names....!

In our house:
Cinnamon: Cinnamon Marie, Maria, Minnie, Minnie Marie, cranky pants.

Max: maxwell, Maxwell Franklin Pennington (when he's looking posh), maxie, Frankles , chubby cheeks

Poppy: poppy rose, poppy pie, poptart, poppers, fatty, poppins, popster, proper.

Roisin: Roisin Grace, roshels, ro-ro, gigantasaurous.

They all have middle names and all come to their varying nick names.

Pretzill

The silver bullet and bernie the bolt are two recent nicknames for my merle collie x - he's one of those dogs that you have to be extremely quick to side step when he's at full pelt - otherwise he'd knock you over - I'm used to it but I constantly have to nudge visitors out of the way when he's approaching.

SillyMangoX

Cream: creamy, creamy weamie, crem de la crem, Percy, beamer, boll*x (last one reserved for special occasions!)

Peach: peach pants, madam peach butt, princess bob, her royal fatness!

Dude: doodles, Dudester, doodlebug, the bug, mr moo, sh*tty arse!

Duvetdays

We call the dog Mollinator after the terminator or I call her sausage cos she's a little fatty. My nanny used to call her Molly mo mo.

But at the end of the day she answers to whoever has the treats or cheese.

aujopimur

A friend wanted a new TV, but his girlfriend wanted a puppy, she got her way, so he named the dog widescreen.

Hooked

Hugo gets called...

Huge-o
Hugey Buges
Fatso
Sir Hugs-a-lot
Lump
Fat face


Jack so far has had...
Jackers
Mad Jack
Jack Mackers
Jackety mackety
Fat git


Neither dog is overweight. If anything, we monitor their weight very carefully...?

jimf

tom the poor cat ; fat arse smelly hole blob

boardbrowser

I have so many that any decent psychaitrist who witnessed my reunion with my dog after even an hour might raise an eyebrow.

mosi

Loving this thread:D

Max: Maximoo, Maxi, Maximus, Monkey Boy, Chilean Miner
Pippa: Pippapoo, Pippoo, Pippakin, Noodle, Noodlehead, Snotser, Button
Zeus: Moose, Goose, Zoosey-Zoo, Big Boy, Donkey

Obviously a lot of these are variations on their own names. Max and Zeus are their original names, while I had no background on Pippa so she was named after a childhood terrier called Pip.
I realise now I have a habit of adding "oo" to the end of names! Chilean Miner came about as Max started tunnelling under the duvet at the same time the Chilean miners were in the news.
Noodle is because we think Pippa might have some designer mix in there...while Noodlehead refers to that and her tendency to be a bit of a bimbo! She snorts quite a bit, hence Snotser, while Button refers to the fact that she is cute as a button!
Moose suits the big lad in appearance, while he can be a bit of a Goose from time to time.Same for Donkey!

Ihatecuddles

We call Scoop 'scoopy poopy'

gimmick

Rufus is known more as "the boy" when we talk about him than rufus.

He is also called the poo, the smink and the elephant.

he doesn't answer to anything but his name though.

rannerap

No dogs but my cats have a wide variety of ridiculous names :P

Blue: Has never actually been called Blue in her life, we call her chubbsy because she is a fatty, she answers to that name! we also occasionally call her chubb town, or just chubbs

Umi: Has also never been called her name, she answers to baby Godzilla. She got the nickname when she was a kitten. Baby cause she is tiny and Godzilla because she wrecks EVERYTHING. if there is someone that needs to be washed or has done something stupid or needs to be saved its pretty much always her. Sometimes she gets called baby g for short

Collectively we just refer to them as the girlos, its very embarrassing calling for them out the back as you can imagine :pac:

revileandy

Our collie Misty has numerous names depending on what she's up to

Standard: Misty-o-saurus, Misty Moo, Mutt

Being Stupid: Dingus Dingbat

Comes in Dirty: Dingus Dirtbag

Not Well: Pukahontas

nala2012

Nelson is chief or nelly. Nala is nally or my puppy even though she's 3! Bruce is bruce lee or brucey i don't know half the time why i call him anything because he can't hear me half the time!

Windorah

I can't believe im only finding this forum now!! People has crazy about their pets as me:):)

My two will answer to penguin and goose as well as variations of their names.

I also refer to them as "the kids"...

Kovu

Kovu is normally landed with 'Mr Tom Coves' or 'The big boy'

Squeak gets the affectionate term 'Panhead' or 'Squiddles'

AryaStark

My Dog is called Nymeria ... she really enjoyed standing heat and I started to call her Nympho!!!

knucklehead6

Abbey, when she was younger, had the nickname Destructopup

brianregan09

I'll call Gypsy our collie cross Moos because she looks like a little calf, As for Gunner our Collie/Labrador cross I call him Mugumbo because of the often blank look on his face and the fact he knocks everything

Mollyd90

our dog Harry also called Har, Harold, my baby, dude, monkey, monkey socks, stinky, smelly belly, harryosaurs, snuggly
I also call my OH the majority of those pet names

Meemars

As the Yanks say, I oughta "Take the 5th", in order not to incriminate myself as a total nutter. But here are some of my less mortifying names for Token: Toker-Loker, Bellygirl, Bootboot, Pupstar (she's 11, & I never knew her as a pup), and on a windy day Smelly McFartButt - - oh dear, I'd better stop there....

Lucyfur

Sonny is Sonny Boo Boo cos he's a drama queen and he LOVES dressing up and attention.

Pep, who is a cat, is Fatso Catso. I'm making her a Cape and she will be the fattest and most stylish feline super hero.

Mouse, also feline, is my widdle fwuffy snuggle fwuffykins

tk123

My dad calls Lucy Pupcy lol!

Coopaloop

We call Cooper - coopaloop (where my user name came from) also coop, cooperlooper, doop, puppy love.

Sheba gets called sheba reeba, crazy, crazy eyes, snuggle buddy, little girl.

And we sometimes merge their two names together as shoober, cos that's just how we roll 😎

Vojera

Collectively my guinea pigs are known as the stinks, the smells, the stinky smells, smellingtons, stinky-winks, and piggyliciouses.

They all have nicknames but they're nearly all varieties of their real names. For example, Maggie is 'Magaggie', Snowden is 'Snowsnow', Gibbs is 'Gibbsy', etc.

Ruby is also called 'Fatty-fatty-fattykins'. After (at least) two litters (she's a rescue, so two litters I know of) she's a bit on the chubby side.

I used to have a girl called Elena, and her nickname was 'Lieutenant Lenie' because she was the herd enforcer and right hand piggy to Hilda, the queen of the herd.

And Beadie was called 'Tribble' because she was so fluffy.

Toulouse

Nothing very original in my house, they're all mostly variations of her name which is Polly.

So we have Pollser, Pollykins, Pollywogs, Pollywaddles, Baby.

My brother calls her Polly Pocket and my Dad calls her The Polly Cow - nobody is sure about that one :eek:

Arbiter of Good Taste

Poopypants, Sweet Lola Brown, Lola bug, Lola buns, Brown bear, Squiggledybum,

The list goes on.......

Lpfsox

Trevor: Trev, Trevvie, Trevvie-doodles, Doodles, Baby and erm Gob****e. He answers to them all.
Rodney: Rods, Pup, Rodders and Lad.

Collectively they're my boys...

Hellrazer

My Newfies nickname is "F**king more slobber for me to clean up" How the f**k did you get it on the ceiling?

Yep living with a Newfie is a constant battle of man versus drool!!!

Usually its just the "bailster" or "bails" her name being Bailey and all that.

ABajaninCork

Mine is 'The Padster'; Dog Pog, Pad, pad or Puppykins! And he answers to them :pac:

Stella Virgo

big male lab ...called sir lance alot ...randy fecker:D

cocobubbles

Seeing as I started the thread I never actually mentioned what I call my lot!

Simba - simber or simber simber, hello dog (weird I know but he answers to it!!), grump, lion king (hence the name Simba, it's my all time favourite film), loner (he prefers his own company)
Nala - nala perv (she has a tendency to spy on me when I'm in the shower!!) fatty, spider dog, nala freak, nala fatty (i love her really!!), ripper roo (from crash bandicoot), slob, ghetto dog
Shade - puppy, shadey mac shade-ingston, shadey, pissy pants (he wees himself a lot!) pissy bed, cauliflower (don't ask me why!), bonky

They also have their own song, for example to the tune of Spider Pig from the Simpsons Movies - Nala perv, nala perv, does whatever a nala perv does....

God i love my "kids" !!!:D:D:D

angeldaisy

We're dog sitting this week, a chihuahua cross called tilly. Her nickname is generally till bill, or other variations such as till till.

Tara's latest nickname is houdini as she has managed to escape from our new fence twice this week!!

perri winkles

Our boy chester has the very unfortunate nickname of Chester the Molester For no reason other than they rhyme! Poor dog

muddypaws

Bear's nickname is cheese, as I when I used to call him, 'come on bear' sounded like camembert so .....

The Cool

Our black lab Rocky gets: Rocko, Rockstar, Melvin Van Rockwell, Monsieur le Roc, Rocky Balboa, Apollo Creed, Barocky bama, Cilla Black, Dawwg... there's no end to the names!