Annoying social media phrases (for status updates etc.)

MakeEmLaugh

What are examples of some really annoying phrases that people use on the likes of Facebook, usually in their status updates?

Here are some of my least favourite, off the top of my head:


[....] "Stay classy!"

[....] "Good times!"

[....] "Said no one ever!"

[....] "There's [amount of time] of my life I'll never get back."

[....] "Only [certain number] sleeps until [certain event]."

[....] "Roll on [day]".


What are some of yours?

pablo128

"Full time mad b@stard."

Ihatecuddles

Voddys with my girlos.

PizzamanIRL

"It would be rude not to".....usually followed by something about drinking.

No, it wouldn't be rude not to.

beano345

@ cuddled up in bed

Lumbo

Only in Ireland would we use a phrase like "only in Ireland".

A Primal Nut

Anything to do with how drunk people say they were the night before. "Never so drunk in me life" "Never drinking again" or "I'm so hungover...please kill me now!!!". Gladly.

Only thing worse is when they are talking about how drunk they are right now!

plastik90

"Going for a cheeky pint" or "cheeky nandos"

fleet_admiral

'Ugh, so annoyed'

'Awwww wats wrong hun'


'dont wanna talk about it'

Renegade Mechanic

YOLO!!!!!

OldMrBrennan83

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Sam Kade

American slang words that are overused on here :mad:
Weird
screwed
sucks
dude
etc.

WTF are Irish people acting like Americans for? Even more so when most Americans couldn't give a fiddlers fcuk about Ireland.

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Sam Kade wrote: »

American slang words that are overused on here :mad:
Weird
screwed
sucks
dude
etc.

WTF are Irish people acting like Americans for? Even more so when most Americans couldn't give a fiddlers fcuk about Ireland.

What's wrong with 'weird'?

Are we meant to use 'quare', or what

ArtSmart

fleet_admiral wrote: »

'Ugh, so annoyed'

'Awwww wats wrong hun'


'dont wanna talk about it'

I'm not an FBer. But that is classic.

Women huh?



(:D)

Lux23

Lumbo wrote: »

Only in Ireland would we use a phrase like "only in Ireland".

Accompanied by a photo that was probably taken in Sheffield.

And what's cheeky about a pint?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

"Mad/mental/epic weekend". You went drinking did you? At the weekend??? That's MAAAAAD.

Sam Kade

nm wrote: »

What's wrong with 'weird'?

Are we meant to use 'quare', or what

It's what Americans say, in Ireland before the Yankee fever struck we used to say strange or unusual never weird.

seany15

Sam Kade wrote: »

WTF are Irish people acting like Americans for?

The irony. I don't even.....

Renegade Mechanic

seany15 wrote: »

The irony. I don't even.....

Oh yeah see it now!

Renegade Mechanic

Sam Kade wrote: »

It's what Americans say, in Ireland before the Yankee fever struck we used to say strange or unusual never weird.

That, I didn't know. "Weird" must have been one of the first Americanisms to make it across the Atlantic!

pablo128

On the american theme, if I see the word 'multiple' one more time I'll fcuking....... grrrrrr!

ArtyC

Works at full time mommy--/- just **** off



(The phrase and gob****es who have it as their job description bug me, not all mothers or anything )

Talib Fiasco

"Or nah" is the latest one I've come across

House of Blaze

seany15 wrote: »

The irony. I don't even.....

Beat me to it!

Mince Pie

This thread sucks. That is all!

sligojoek

U OK HUN!!!????

sligojoek

Studied at: University of hard knocks

Snake

Sam Kade wrote: »

American slang words that are overused on here :mad:
Weird
screwed
sucks
dude
etc.

WTF are Irish people acting like Americans for? Even more so when most Americans couldn't give a fiddlers fcuk about Ireland.

Awe dude it sucks you think that, kind of weird though, never knew they didn't like us, Obama getting stuck on the speed bump probably screwed our rep with them etc.

NightOfTheHunt

This new "feeling blessed with ___" really grinds my gears for some reason

Deer

FML - usually accompanied by some drivel regarding a complete first world problem like their coffee is cold or their beer was warm or some nonsense.

Frape (because some twat fiddling with your Facebook status is worth comparing to rape)

Bants

Anything really in text speak or accompanied by xxxxxxxx

AudreyHepburn

'Atari Jaguar'

This one really gets up my wick.

It's almost as if people thinks it's cool to let you know they don't care about the topic being discussed.

If you don't care about the topic, don't post!!

Also this thing of people acting like they don't know who a particular artist is for the same reason as above.

Ok you don't like them/care about them, great, good for you. No need to act like a twat because of it.

CPSW

Hope ur ok hun xxxxx (although there is an excellent parody page on facebook called this, the person behind it got a book published of the stories of the girl they have created, they have it spot on!)

elefant

Putting FACT! at the end of sentences.

Putting .com at the end of almost anything.

Mr Freeze

"Prayers needed, thanks in advance" :pac:

Gannicus

pablo128 wrote: »

"Full time mad [EMAIL="b@stard."[/QUOTE"]b@stard."[/email]

I hate that so much. I would actually go so far as to say facebook should delete that persons account and block their IP and or MAC address as spam.

In saying this I might be wrong but does it seem that people with no jobs put this up as their occupation instead of saying unemployed. I know 5 or 6 people with this status up and none of them have a job at all.

Nobody thinks you're cool putting "full time mad bástárd" up as a job even the other absolute gobshítes that have it up aswel.

KungPao

Deer wrote: »

FML - usually accompanied by some drivel regarding a complete first world problem like their coffee is cold or their beer was warm or some nonsense.

Frape (because some twat fiddling with your Facebook status is worth comparing to rape)

Bants

Anything really in text speak or accompanied by xxxxxxxx

Even worse when spelled with a z...
Mad nite!!! grate bantz!!!1!1!!

Kaycee2

Putting hashtag before #everything

Saying why can't I catch a break followed by a moan about the most trivial of things like I just broke a nail, seriously I'd love to have some peoples 'problems'

Leogirl

KungPao wrote: »

Even worse when spelled with a z...
Mad nite!!! grate bantz!!!1!1!!

Whats bants/bantz?

paulbok

^^^
Banter, only trotted out for something unfunny/ uninteresting or an excuse for poor behavior, "so what if I p*$$ed in your shoe, it was only a bit of bantz"



"Exciting times ahead....." hate that

Gannicus

Leogirl wrote: »

Whats bants/bantz?

It doesn't matter. I'd go so far as to say if you never find out you life won't be left unfufilled as a result.

reddit101

"Ridesmaids"

calum22

yolo

pablomakaveli

plastik90 wrote: »

"Going for a cheeky pint" or "cheeky nandos"

This is one of my pet hates.

Whats so cheeky about it? They're having a pint. Thats not cheeky it's just drinking a pint.

Kerplunk124

I used to hate the whole ''u ok hun xxx'' but i now get giddy whenever i see, it's just so funny.

conorh91

fomo

Diabhal Beag

bae

Adamantium

Lux23 wrote: »

Accompanied by a photo that was probably taken in Sheffield.

And what's cheeky about a pint?

They're sneaking away with it, guilt complex

And THEN they post in on facebook to the whole world.

Post modern irony don't you know?

Trebor176

"Huns," also "hunz," "hun" or "hunzos. . ."havin de bantz wit my hunz. . ."(if you're female, obviously). "U ok hun?"

"FML" for even the tiniest of mishaps (if you're female). Usually followed by the above question!

"LMFAO" Chances are you haven't even raised a smile! Same for "PMSL" Chances are you'd have emptied your bladder if it was that full.

"UGH!" Don't ask!

numbnutz

meh...
just **** off will you..if you don't like you don't even have to comment.. ok?

4Sticks

Not a phrase , but status updates which are "inspirational" like this.

whirlpool

4Sticks wrote: »

Not a phrase , but status updates which are "inspirational" like this.

So much wrong with that phrase (and every other one.) Is my heart with porn, alcohol and ice cream so? :mad:

(maybe.)