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but i thought they were called metrosexuals ?


so today's generation feeling the pressure to look good ?

Hande hoche!

Featuring that sexy Waffen SS haircut.

Pumpkinseeds

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Nonononononononono!!!!!!! Kill them before they lay eggs.

Micky Dolenz

Newcastle.

Enough said.

The Backwards Man

Pity I have all me turf home, I'd have given him a workout he'd never forget.

Fox_In_Socks

Meh...

Lou.m

Ah lads yis are gorgeous as yis are.

JUST WASH...WELL ..and use nice smellies....I cannot stress the washing enough.

Micky Dolenz

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Pity I have all me turf home, I'd have given him a workout he'd never forget.

You would have taken him up the bog, eh? eh eh?

jacksie66

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Micky Dolenz

Lou.m wrote: »

Ah lads yis are gorgeous as yis are.

JUST WASH...WELL ..and use nice smellies....I cannot stress the washing enough.

Whats with all the unrealistic expectations? Only setting yourself up for a fall, you are

The Backwards Man

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

You would have taken him up the bog, eh? eh eh?

Aye. I'd take everybody up the bog if I could.

Aongus Von Bismarck

It's possible to be a man and believe in good grooming, a regular face care regime and some sense of sartorial elegance without being placed into categories like metrosexual or spornosexual. I often think these easily-defined categories are used by men who think a scraggly beard, bootcut jeans and a pair of converse runners are the height of fashion.

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Newcastle.

Enough said.

i should of realized also when Newcastle was metioned since all those MTV shows are recorded there

c_man

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

men who think a scraggly beard, bootcut jeans and a pair of converse runners are the height of fashion.

*looks under desk*

Hande hoche!

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

It's possible to be a man and believe in good grooming, a regular face care regime and some sense of sartorial elegance without being placed into categories like metrosexual or spornosexual. I often think these easily-defined categories are used by men who think a scraggly beard, bootcut jeans and a pair of converse runners are the height of fashion.

The bottoms of those jeans have to be torn and the runners knackered.

Buzz Killington the third

It's gas when you see young fellas these days strutting around as if they're on Gordie Shore when really they have a pudgy belly and their entire wardrobe comes from Jack & Jones. Cringe...

irishmays

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

It's possible to be a man and believe in good grooming, a regular face care regime and some sense of sartorial elegance without being placed into categories like metrosexual or spornosexual. I often think these easily-defined categories are used by men who think a scraggly beard, bootcut jeans and a pair of converse runners are the height of fashion.

You just made me spit my dinner out laughing. Thank you. Your a gentlemen cheered me right up

Remmy

harmless enough

The Backwards Man

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

It's gas when you see young fellas these days strutting around as if they're on Gordie Shore when really they have a pudgy belly and their entire wardrobe comes from Jack & Jones. Cringe...

*checks pants*

irishmays

When I lie in bed at night, trying not to mess my pillow with my cucumber face mask, i face the difficult decision of which loafers I'll wear the next day, it's a real mare. Very stressful. Later when the decision is made I can relax with my mocha and put my tanned hairless legs up and watch x factor. God life is tots amazeballs

discus

Remmy wrote: »

harmless enough

True, and the money they waste on consumables keeps the economy up

StudentDad

Nevermind that. It's the bloody fake tan on women that makes me cringe.

SD

tomwaterford

StudentDad wrote: »

Nevermind that. It's the bloody fake tan on women that makes me cringe.

SD

ill not ask what you think of fake tan on blokes so:P

StudentDad

tomwaterford wrote: »

ill not ask what you think of fake tan on blokes so:P

OMG The horror! Say it isn't true :P

SD

irishmays

Where will it all end is what I'd like to know. What happens when these people lathered up in tan start riding each other. It must be like mud wrestling.

urabell

I'm one of them. Ask me anything

I'm in better shape than all of them though and objectively better looking than all but one.

I'd do sunbeds but I'm naturally bronzed but I do the rest, eyebrow plucking, hair removal etc

tomwaterford

StudentDad wrote: »

OMG The horror! Say it isn't true :P

SD

regrettably it is...I don't...but I know of 3 lads (mid 20s) that do

irishmays

urabell wrote: »

I'm one of them. Ask me anything

Have you ever tasted a potato

Buzz Killington the third

urabell wrote: »

I'm one of them. Ask me anything

If a train travelling north is going 85mph and a car travelling South is traveling at 70mph, why in earth do you wear fake tan and straighten your hair?????

Lucifer MorningStar

I suddenly feel like buying a pack of Doritos

tomwaterford

urabell wrote: »

I'm one of them. Ask me anything

do you bleach/get your teeth whitened??

urabell

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

If a train travelling north is going 85mph and a car travelling South is traveling at 70mph, why in earth do you wear fake tan and straighten your hair?????

Luckily I'm naturally bronzed, but I would I wasn't. I wear my hair combed back atm, no straightener required, I do own two though.

irishmays wrote: »

Have you ever tasted a potato

Is that a euphemism? If not then yes

urabell

tomwaterford wrote: »

do you bleach/get your teeth whitened??

Teeth whitened and hair lasered off my arse.

Buzz Killington the third

tomwaterford wrote: »

do you bleach/get your teeth whitened??

Bet he's tried anal bleaching too!

irishmays

urabell wrote: »

I'm one of them. Ask me anything etc

Did ya just decided to worry about how ya look all the time or were you ridiculed by a beautiful bully as a child

LizzieJones

Deleted User wrote: »

but i thought they were called metrosexuals ?


so today's generation feeling the pressure to look good ?

I blame American reality shows.

urabell

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Bet he's tried anal bleaching too!

Not quite but I did have the hair lasered off

irishmays wrote: »

Did ya just decided to worry about how ya look all the time or were you ridiculed by a beautiful bully as a child

We have 24 hours in a day, sleep 6, work 8, the rest should be spent making yourself a better human.

Buzz Killington the third

urabell wrote: »

We have 24 hours in a day, sleep 6, work 8, the rest should be spent making yourself a better human.

Narcissism at it's best!

You do not become a better human through beauty regimes!

wexie

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Narcissism at it's best!

You do not become a better human through beauty regimes!

He meant better looking of course!!!

irishmays

urabell wrote: »

Not quite but I did have the hair lasered off



We have 24 hours in a day, sleep 6, work 8, the rest should be spent making yourself a better human.

What would you do in the morning if world war 3 broke out. The people have lost the plot, mass hysteria, looting in shops picked clean. Whats the items you would go for? a tube of hand cream or a tin of beans. Seriously now I know it's far fetched but my brain just can't comprehend what makes yours tick.

wexie

irishmays wrote: »

What would you do in the morning if world war 3 broke out. The people have lost the plot, mass hysteria, looting in shops picked clean. Whats the items you would go for? a tube of hand cream or a tin of beans. Seriously now I know it's far fetched but my brain just can't comprehend what makes yours tick.

While I agree with you I'd have to say I see at least one advantage to getting the unmentionables lasered, you'd probably save a small fortune in toilet paper!

(sounds like it'd be bloody sore though)

urabell

irishmays wrote: »

What would you do in the morning if world war 3 broke out. The people have lost the plot, mass hysteria, looting in shops picked clean. Whats the items you would go for? a tube of hand cream or a tin of beans. Seriously now I know it's far fetched but my brain just can't comprehend what makes yours tick.

I'd actually be very well equipped to survive in that scenario.

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Narcissism at it's best!

You do not become a better human through beauty regimes!

You do, I also make time to read the classics and socialise, I'm a real renaissance man.

Buzz Killington the third

urabell wrote: »

You do, I also make time to read the classics and socialise, I'm a real renaissance man.

Well whatever floats your boat. Anyway, there's porn on 3e so I'm out!

Sprog 4

wexie wrote: »

While I agree with you I'd have to say I see at least one advantage to getting the unmentionables lasered, you'd probably save a small fortune in toilet paper!

(sounds like it'd be bloody sore though)

Whoa. I'm sure he still has to wipe his arse.

wexie

Sprog 4 wrote: »

Whoa. I'm sure he still has to wipe his arse.

yeah but no klingons

irishmays

urabell wrote: »

I'd actually be very well equipped to survive in that scenario.



You do, I also make time to read the classics and socialise, I'm a real renaissance man.

Oh really do you grow your own food or have you a ten year supply of pomade.

Sprog 4

wexie wrote: »

yeah but no klingons

He killed them all with a photon torpedo

I wonder how many Nobel laureates had their anuses lasered

urabell

Sprog 4 wrote: »

Whoa. I'm sure he still has to wipe his arse.

With baby wipes, none of that poverty dry stuff.

irishmays wrote: »

Oh really do you grow your own food or have you a ten year supply of pomade.

No but in a survival of the fittest scenario I'll come out on top

wexie

urabell wrote: »

No but in a survival of the fittest scenario I'll come out on top

When you say 'fit' do you mean 'most rideable' or 'in best physical condition and well equipped to survive'?

irishmays

urabell wrote: »

With baby wipes, none of that poverty dry stuff.



No but in a survival of the fittest scenario I'll come out on top

I'm fairly fit meself but I painted the spare room the last day after a good run instead of painting my a s s hole

Karl Stein

Grunt.