Footballers Wearing Coloured Boots are causing Homosexuality says Russia

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rio-report/stars-coloured-boots-branded-homosexual-abomination-114606213.html

Alexander Shumsky, writing for Christian website Russian People’s Line, claimed that non-black boots are a symbol of the “gay rainbow” or being feminine in some way - and thus a "homosexual abomination".


He declared: "Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the squad] might as well wear women’s knickers or a bra.


The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I’m sure of it.


Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination."




read all about it :rolleyes:

uch

He might have a Point, whinging feckers

tupac_healy

What would he make of the players wearing different coloured boots on each foot!

P_1

Crazy bible bashing conservative dinosaur in writing something crazy shocker

darkpagandeath

Is a coloured Kit still ok ?

Hande hoche!

Is blue not for boys?

PizzamanIRL

Why are humans such gobshites?

darkpagandeath

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Is a coloured Kit still ok ?

i would love to ask him to explain that one

Duff

Oh, Russia.

Hande hoche!

tupac_healy wrote: »

What would he make of the players wearing different coloured boots on each foot!

That causes bisexuality.

iDave

And he probably conducts his church ceremonies (do they call it mass in Russian orthodoxy?) in a multi-coloured robe?

kjl

This is a chance for homosexual people to come out and say

it wasn't me, it was the football boots, the football boots I say.

RoboRat

What about white and black boots... do they encourage inter racial sexytime?

darkpagandeath

RoboRat wrote: »

What about white and black boots... do they encourage inter racial sexytime?

And what does a pile of boots in the dressing room symbolise ?

Frosty McSnowballs

I wore 3 different colours today. He must be right, I'm dying for some cock now.

RoboRat

And what does a pile of boots in the dressing room symbolise ?

Bukakke :-P

Penn

Everyone knows coloured football boots cause homosexuality. Just like doublemint chewing gum causes beastiality.

Didn't you people learn anything in school?!

Philo Beddoe

He's right, footballers should cut out this flamboyant nonsense and keep things low key like Russian Christians.

http://podcast.iu.edu/upload/REEI/images/121008aleksy2.jpg

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

They have a point in fairness.

Many years ago now, when I was just a lad, Craig Johnston brought out a football boot called The Predator. I used them for around five months and thought they were great and then one night, about twenty minutes into the game, I started screaming at one of my teammates 'What happened to you? You used to be someone I could trust' and when one of the opposing team's players hurt his knee, I said 'If it bleeds, we can kill it' right to his face. At the end, when the ref blew the whistle, I ran off shouting 'Get to the chopper'. Was sectioned not long after that. It was the boots though man, I'm telling ya.

comongethappy

Colours cause ghey.
Ghey causes floods (thank you UKIP).

ipso facto, a pride parade is 9/11 to the power of gay!

comongethappy

Oh Russia

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/52302202.jpg

You lovable scamp.

_Redzer_

This is why nobody takes anything a religious person has to say about anything logical seriously.

floggg

And here I was thinking I was a bad gay for staying in on Pride so I could watch the Colombia game!

suicide_circus

Didnt realise "website Russian People’s Line" was an official mouthpiece of the russian state as the thread title would suggest

comongethappy

suicide_circus wrote: »

Didnt realise "website Russian People’s Line" was an official mouthpiece of the russian state as the thread title would suggest

In Putin's Russia, there is only the state.

wendell borton

Really misleading title, it the view of a single person out of millions.

holystungun9

Hande hoche! wrote: »

That causes bisexuality.

Playing for both sides?

YFlyer

In Soviet Russia boots wear you.

auldgranny

I am just glad we know what causes it now so it can be stopped from spreading.

Gummy Panda

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why are humans such gobshites?

Because you don't eat food off your bellies!

oldyouth

Dont know what the Russians would make of Wexford Youths FC kit!

http://www.wexfordyouthsfc.ie/fans/shop

floggg

auldgranny wrote: »

I am just glad we know what causes it now so it can be stopped from spreading.

If only he warned us before the World Cup began.

Think of how many people have already been infected.

Awkward Badger

Elijah Wood a time traveller says Ireland.

auldgranny

floggg wrote: »

If only he warned us before the World Cup began.

Think of how many people have already been infected.

True... Why couldn't he help to save them.

RoboRat

Wonder what he would say to Paul O'Connell if he rocked up wearing his psychedelic green hi-vis Munster Jersey?

RoboRat

If only he warned us before the World Cup began.

Think of how many people have already been infected.

It's OK, they still only have black and white TV's in the motherland. Keeps everybody from having homoerotic fantasies.

Ten of Swords

RoboRat wrote: »

It's OK, they still only have black and white TV's in the motherland. Keeps everybody from having homoerotic fantasies.

Who needs colour TV, they have Money Porn :eek:

chughes

They only wear black boots in Russia because it makes them feel like studs.

Badly Drunk Boy

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Is blue not for boys?

Go to 2:13.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f7urmRaRxY