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Interview the Person Below You

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    The nostalgia from watching the cartoons when they were kids.

    If you could transform into (and back, at will) any machine what would it be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A battery operated dildo.

    Is a battery operated dildo a machine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    I for one will allow.

    What would your first thought be if a man picked up your battery operated dildo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I would transform back at will.

    Have you or your partner ever used a dildo battery operated or otherwise?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    I for one will allow.

    What would your first thought be if a man picked up your battery operated dildo?

    "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if you are looking for a ransom I don't have any money, but what I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go now, that will be the end of it, I will not look for you , I will not pursue you, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

    Sunshine where you are?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Sunshine where you are?

    HERE
    ____

    Furries are... ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    HERE
    ____

    Furries are... ?

    Unshaved vaginas.


    How come you never thank my posts?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Unshaved vaginas.


    How come you never thank my posts?

    Why don't you follow me on twitter?

    Do you have an irrational dislike for anyone you know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭molly09


    gramar wrote: »
    Why don't you follow me on twitter?

    Do you have an irrational dislike for anyone you know?

    I would not say it's irrational.........

    What are you going to do with the refunded money from Gareth brooks concert ticket?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    molly09 wrote: »
    What are you going to do with the refunded money from Gareth brooks concert ticket?

    Wondering why I got money back considering I never had a ticket... :pac:
    ________________________________________________________

    Look at this ( LINK ) --- how is this possible?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Wondering why I got money back considering I never had a ticket... :pac:
    ________________________________________________________

    Look at this ( LINK ) --- how is this possible?!

    It's possible because it has been done.

    Was the first moon landing staged?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    gramar wrote: »
    Was the first moon landing staged?






    Why do you use your phone in the cinema when you know the glare bothers people??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    Because its crucial that I see what other people are eating for dinner.

    What nationality would you like to be other than Irish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I have no desire to be any other nationality.
    It's hard enough to get an Irish passport.

    Have you ever missed a flight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    gramar wrote: »
    Have you ever missed a flight?

    No, but I've done bookings for wrong days before... :o
    _____________________________________________

    Preference: Bungee jumping, or parasailing ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    No, but I've done bookings for wrong days before... :o
    _____________________________________________

    Preference: Bungee jumping, or parasailing ?


    Parasailing


    Who's the one that got away?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I got him back, so it's all good!


    What are you doing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    I got him back, so it's all good!


    What are you doing

    Reading this, thinking of leaving my job!

    Am I mad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Mr Freeze wrote: »
    Reading this, thinking of leaving my job!

    Am I mad?


    We're all mad here


    Is it home time yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    If this was a real interview I would certainly think it's home time.

    Are you actually going home straight after work?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm not in work because I quit my job on Monday. I feel super for it!


    What's your favourite thing to do on a Wednesday night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    watch the football

    Who will win tonight - Argentina or Holland?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    watch the football

    Who will win tonight - Argentina or Holland?

    Holland.

    Was there riots yet in Brazil after them getting knocked out last night? or are they still in shock...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    Mr Freeze wrote: »
    Holland.

    Was there riots yet in Brazil after them getting knocked out last night? or are they still in shock...

    I'd say there's been riots that haven't been shown or talked about the whole time! Matter of time.

    Do you like Chinese food?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    9bred4 wrote: »
    I'd say there's been riots that haven't been shown or talked about the whole time! Matter of time.

    Do you like Chinese food?

    Yes, although I'm still wondering if it was the cause of the nasty bout of gastroenteritis I had this week. :(

    If you had the choice between marrying the man or woman of your dreams (this can either be an actual person or your ideal partner) or staying with your current partner what would you pick?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭GoodLord


    83.8 cm. Olympic standard.

    How low can you go?
    Dachshund


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    MultiUmm wrote: »

    If you had the choice between marrying the man or woman of your dreams (this can either be an actual person or your ideal partner) or staying with your current partner what would you pick?

    I would stay with my current partner as Jessica Rabbit is accounted for.

    Who would you erect a statue of?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    I would stay with my current partner as Jessica Rabbit is accounted for.

    Who would you erect a statue of?

    Myself.

    Are you watching the game?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I am indeed.

    Who do you think will win?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I am indeed.

    Who do you think will win?

    Probably the Dutch in a "against the run of play" kind of thing.


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