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  • #692
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    That money doesn't grow on trees.



    Do you get spots


  • #693
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Thankfully never.

    When are you going to bed?


  • #694
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Merkin wrote: »

    When are you going to bed?

    You're not shy, you haven't even bought me a drink.

    Tayto or Walkers?


  • #695
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    You're not shy, you haven't even bought me a drink.

    Tayto or Walkers?

    Tayto

    What time do you wake normally


  • #696
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I don't. Normally has his own alarm clock.

    Why is electricity?


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  • #697
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    Sky King wrote: »
    I don't. Normally has his own alarm clock.

    Why is electricity?

    Elec is Tricity because his wifes a whore

    Why can't chickens fly?


  • #698
    ectoraige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    9bred4 wrote: »
    Elec is Tricity because his wifes a whore

    Why can't chickens fly?

    Because their feet can't reach the pedals.

    Can you provide one example where you have provided leadership?


  • #699
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    ectoraige wrote: »
    Because their feet can't reach the pedals.

    Can you provide one example where you have provided leadership?

    Captaining my team to winning a championship.

    Why shouldn't any body else get this job?


  • #700
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    They're dead.

    How soon can you get to Moscow?


  • #701
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    the_syco wrote: »

    How soon can you get to Moscow?

    Thursday at the earliest.

    Do you know anyone that looks like Elmer Fudd?


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  • #702
    La_Gordy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Thursday at the earliest.

    Do you know anyone that looks like Elmer Fudd?

    Most older culchies.

    Do you like Maniac 2000?


  • #703
    rotun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭rotun


    La_Gordy wrote: »
    Most older culchies.

    Do you like Maniac 2000?

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

    Will it rain in croaker today?


  • #704
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    rotun wrote: »
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

    Will it rain in croaker today?

    It won't matter if it does or not, cats will beat the jackeens out the gate.

    What's your year of birth?


  • #705
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    rotun wrote: »
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

    Will it rain in croaker today?

    Inside a frog?

    Why are you using baling twine for a belt?


  • #706
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Inside a frog?

    Why are you using baling twine for a belt?

    I saw you do it and I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable.

    What did you have for breakfast?


  • #707
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm not up yet but ill probably wait for dinner and skip breakfast.


    What are you having for dinner


  • #708
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    What are you having for dinner

    Sunday roast.

    Are you hungover?


  • #709
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Nope, haven't been on a Sunday for a very long time.

    What are you doing today


  • #710
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    What are you doing today

    Gonna get off the couch and shower, shave and do some shopping.

    Turf or surf?


  • #711
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Gonna get off the couch and shower, shave and do some shopping.

    Turf or surf?

    Sod or Cod?

    Why aren't you at Mass?


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  • #712
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Why aren't you at Mass?

    I want to mass for my confirmation, that was enough for me.

    Boxers or briefs?


  • #713
    ewinslet
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ewinslet


    I'm a woman but I have a fetish for really tight briefs.

    Do you think cats are fat?


  • #714
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    ewinslet wrote: »
    I'm a woman but I have a fetish for really tight briefs.

    Do you think cats are fat?


    Not this cat.

    Coffee or Tea?


  • #715
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    Greenmachine wrote: »
    Not this cat.

    Coffee or Tea?


    neither..milk for me

    cork or kerry?


  • #716
    umop.episdn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭umop.episdn


    Kerry!

    Beer or wine?


  • #717
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    umop.episdn wrote: »
    Kerry!

    Beer or wine?

    Beer

    Showering, the latest craze sweeping the nation or just a fad?


  • #718
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    myshirt wrote: »
    Beer

    Showering, the latest craze sweeping the nation or just a fad?

    Fad that's here to stay I think

    What animal best embodies your personality?


  • #719
    Rebel Rebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Rebel Rebel


    Silver Back Guerrilla

    Book or Movie?


  • #720
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    Rebel Rebel wrote: »
    Silver Back Guerrilla

    Book or Movie?

    I watch more movies than I read books, though I've no preference. I'll say movie.


    What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?


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  • #721
    9bred4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭9bred4


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    I watch more movies than I read books, though I've no preference. I'll say movie.


    What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

    Your ma

    What's the weirdest thing you've ever played?


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