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Question for Males- Lube

Gael23 · 2014-06-28 20:15:04

Firstly lets try to keep this somewhat civilised. What do you guys use for lubrication when enjoying some "Personal Time"?

28-06-2014 8:15pm

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Firstly lets try to keep this somewhat civilised.

What do you guys use for lubrication when enjoying some "Personal Time"?

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#2 28-06-2014 8:16pm

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ryanf1 wrote: »

Firstly lets try to keep this somewhat civilised.

What do you guys use for lubrication when enjoying some "Personal Time"?

A vagina

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#3 28-06-2014 8:17pm

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WD40.

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#4 28-06-2014 8:17pm

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Two stroke oil.

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#5 28-06-2014 8:17pm

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Spit.

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#6 28-06-2014 8:17pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

A vagina

Quality. That's the answer I was trying to think of:)

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#7 28-06-2014 8:18pm

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Orphan tears....

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#8 28-06-2014 8:18pm

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Nothing

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#9 28-06-2014 8:18pm

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Everybody knows that real men don't use lube.

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#10 28-06-2014 8:18pm

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Leftover sardine brine.

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#11 28-06-2014 8:18pm

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Sand.

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#12 28-06-2014 8:19pm

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ryanf1 wrote: »

Firstly lets try to keep this somewhat civilised.

What do you guys use for lubrication when enjoying some "Personal Time"?

Your not that lad with hairy arse in the toilets this evening ?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057239226

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#13 28-06-2014 8:19pm

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funnily enough i actually have a girlfriend, so i don't need to do "personal time"

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#14 28-06-2014 8:20pm

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Cod liver oil does the trick for me.

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#15 28-06-2014 8:20pm

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realies wrote: »

Your not that lad with hairy arse in the toilets this evening ?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057239226

No thats not me I can assure you!

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#16 28-06-2014 8:20pm

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FearDark wrote: »

Sand.

WD-40 for lube ... sandpaper to clean up

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#17 28-06-2014 8:21pm

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murray.eoghan wrote: »

funnily enough i actually have a girlfriend, so i don't need to do "personal time"

Yeah, you don't need to... that doesn't mean you don't.

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#18 28-06-2014 8:22pm

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Anyone just use ordinary KY?

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#19 28-06-2014 8:23pm

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murray.eoghan wrote: »

funnily enough i actually have a girlfriend, so i don't need to do "personal time"

I have one too but that doesn't stop me having some personal time.

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#20 28-06-2014 8:24pm

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kiffer wrote: »

Yeah, you don't need to... that doesn't mean you don't.

indeed, excuse me i need to um ... do something,something important :D

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#21 28-06-2014 8:25pm

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Shit.

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#22 28-06-2014 8:25pm

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Salt and Vinegar. Or Cheese and Onion.

Depends on what flavour of crisps I just are.

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#23 28-06-2014 8:27pm

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This thread is gender-biased but as a woman that never stopped me from adding my 2 cents.

Coconut oil or mineral oil if I feel a little dry.

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#24 28-06-2014 8:27pm

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Just so everyone knows, mango sause doesnt work

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#25 28-06-2014 8:27pm

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Jesus ..iv been banned for less......

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#26 28-06-2014 8:28pm

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Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Two stroke oil.

What if you need more than 2 strokes?

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#27 28-06-2014 8:31pm

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dmc17 wrote: »

What if you need more than 2 strokes?

Four stroke oil.

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#28 28-06-2014 8:31pm

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KFC chicken skin

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#29 28-06-2014 8:31pm

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Found this list of possibilities on an old thread

Jif
Butter
Jeyes Fluid
Cooking oil
Mayo
Yop
Fairy Liquid -

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#30 28-06-2014 8:34pm

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MacBizzle wrote: »

Shit.

Don't fancy your chances with Type 1 and 2:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

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#31 28-06-2014 8:36pm

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Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Don't fancy your chances with Type 1 and 2:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Type 3 just describes my life.

can't believe there's actually a shít scale :pac:

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#32 28-06-2014 8:36pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

WD40.

WD40 is a penetrating oil, you can also use copper grease which is ideal for flanges. I enjoy a high temperature anti-seize paste.

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#33 28-06-2014 8:38pm

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kowloon wrote: »

I enjoy a high temperature anti-seize paste.

You should try rock breaker grease for a treat some time.

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#34 28-06-2014 8:38pm

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Why would you use lube to play the fiddle?

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#35 28-06-2014 8:39pm

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I might be incredibly wrong here but I thought lube was only need for men that were circumsized, no?

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#36 28-06-2014 8:40pm

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MacBizzle wrote: »

Type 3 just describes my life.

can't believe there's actually a shít scale :pac:

Amateur.

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#37 28-06-2014 8:40pm

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Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I might be incredibly wrong here but I thought lube was only need for men that were circumsized, no?

Yes your right. When your circumcised the natural lubrication is lost

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#38 28-06-2014 8:41pm

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mad muffin wrote: »

KFC chicken skin

With or without the gravy?

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#39 28-06-2014 8:42pm

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MacBizzle wrote: »

Type 3 just describes my life.

can't believe there's actually a shít scale :pac:

Try and squeeze out a few type 1s. Will massage the prostate nicely!

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#40 28-06-2014 8:43pm

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Burky126 wrote: »

With or without the gravy?

Mmmmmmm… ponders…

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#41 28-06-2014 8:44pm

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ryanf1 wrote: »

Firstly lets try to keep this somewhat civilised.

What do you guys use for lubrication when enjoying some "Personal Time"?

Three simple words.
BITE DOWN, BABY!!!

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#42 28-06-2014 8:45pm

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murray.eoghan wrote: »

funnily enough i actually have a girlfriend, so i don't need to do "personal time"

Based on that comment I'll wager it's your first girlfriend or your realize how horribly misguided that content is

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#43 28-06-2014 9:04pm

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GrayFox208 wrote: »

Why would you use lube to play the fiddle?

If you're circumcised then there's really no alternative. Which is what strikes me as strange about this thread - I would've thought most men in Ireland aren't circumcised as it's more of an American thing.

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#44 28-06-2014 9:05pm

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Friend Computer wrote: »

If you're circumcised then there's really no alternative. Which is what strikes me as strange about this thread - I would've thought most men in Ireland aren't circumcised as it's more of an American thing.

I don't look at men's yokes so I couldn't tell you

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#45 28-06-2014 9:10pm

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Swarfega.

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#46 28-06-2014 9:13pm

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Friend Computer wrote: »

If you're circumcised then there's really no alternative. Which is what strikes me as strange about this thread - I would've thought most men in Ireland aren't circumcised as it's more of an American thing.

Less and less Americans are getting it done. Big backlash against it brewing given that it's genital mutilation of kids

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#47 28-06-2014 9:18pm

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olive oil

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smelly foreskin discharge

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#49 28-06-2014 9:26pm

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Don't need it, i have a glove made out of sandpaper for that little bit of oooooompfffffh

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#50 28-06-2014 9:30pm

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After hours is all sexy recently

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#51 28-06-2014 9:31pm

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whupdedo wrote: »

Don't need it, i have a glove made out of sandpaper for that little bit of oooooompfffffh

Anything to take the fight to genital warts. I like your style, soldier!

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