Lads: Do you trim the lower deck? Ladies: Do you have preferences?

iamstop

Apparently this is more common that one might suppose.

jellyboy

slow night in AH..

must trim my lawnmower quips to suit this bushy thread

umop.episdn

Me bollix looks likes Duncan Goodhew's head

Sir Arthur Daley

The hairier the better, soakage for the female ejaculation.

I hate this forum

solomafioso

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I hate this forum

Goul like Ronnie Drew's beard?

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate this forum

The door is to your right, off with you. Oh and shut the door behind you on the way out.

Fat Christy

Female: I have no preferences. Hairy/Not hairy, I don't care either way.

shopaholic01

Female: Trim it lads, no one wants to stick their face into a Brillo pad.

Tail Docker

Drink is a terrible thing and has produced some shaveage, usually with female provocation. Personally, I prefer bush. Bush is good.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Must be trimmed.

MacBizzle

Sometimes I grab a tuft of mine and twist it around and around until it looks really pretty. So no I don't trim, I enjoy doing that too much.

I do "The Silence of the Lambs" sometimes when the mood strikes me, just thought I'd throw that out there.

Banjo String

Was with an Aussie girl one.night, a hippy (kinda)

Looked like a sporran.

Man she was a goer.

Tail Docker

MacBizzle wrote: »

Sometimes I grab a tuft of mine and twist it around and around until it looks really pretty. So no I don't trim, I enjoy doing that too much.

I do "The Silence of the Lambs" sometimes when the mood strikes me, just thought I'd throw that out there.

Ewe need to explain what that is.

racso1975

MacBizzle wrote: »

Sometimes I grab a tuft of mine and twist it around and around until it looks really pretty. So no I don't trim, I enjoy doing that too much.

I do "The Silence of the Lambs" sometimes when the mood strikes me, just thought I'd throw that out there.

or in there

9bred4

Do you like a woman to be trimmed? Then you should too. A woman enjoys a face full of pubes as much you enjoy pulling the hair out from between your teeth

MacBizzle

Tail Docker wrote: »

Ewe need to explain what that is.

I shove my knob between my legs and then close them, it looks like I've a fanny and then I lol.

Savage93

iamstop wrote: »

Apparently this is more common that one might suppose.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Fat Christy

MacBizzle wrote: »

Sometimes I grab a tuft of mine and twist it around and around until it looks really pretty. So no I don't trim, I enjoy doing that too much.

I do "The Silence of the Lambs" sometimes when the mood strikes me, just thought I'd throw that out there.

Go home MacBizzle, you're drunk.

Also, ya little fecker, I am gorgeous! :mad:

Fat Christy

MacBizzle wrote: »

I shove my knob between my legs and then close them, it looks like I've a fanny and then I lol.

Definitely, definitely drunk!

Lucifer MorningStar

I shave the shaft only, shaved the whole area before but I couldn't stand the itch afterwards, it must have continued for a good month, it drove me absolutely crazy and I said to myself ,well I'm never doing that again

Tail Docker

MacBizzle wrote: »

I shove my knob between my legs and then close them, it looks like I've a fanny and then I lol.

You mad fecker. You'll do that once to often and strain a ball. That'll take the messing off you.

MacBizzle

Fat Christy wrote: »

Go home MacBizzle, you're drunk.

Also, ya little fecker, I am gorgeous! :mad:

Unfortunately I'm not drunk, I should be, but I'm not :pac:

If you're gorgeous then I'm not a pervert. So you're definitely gorgeous.

Fat Christy

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

I shave the shaft only, would shave the rest but I tried that once before I couldn't stand the itch afterwards, it must have continued for a good month, It drove me crazy and I said to myself ,well I'm never doing that again.

Never shave your butt crack! The itch would kill a man!

Smidge

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

I shave the shaft only, shaved the whole area before but I couldn't stand the itch afterwards, it must have continued for a good month, It drove me absolutely crazy and I said to myself ,well I'm never doing that again.

Wait, hold up.......you said you were a girl??? :eek:

Tail Docker

Fat Christy wrote: »

Never shave your butt crack! The itch would kill a man!

I'm not even sure where you'd start, tbh.

Lucifer MorningStar

Fat Christy wrote: »

Never shave your butt crack! The itch would kill a man!

No,I never shaved my arse, don't know how anyone could :eek:

MacBizzle

Tail Docker wrote: »

I'm not even sure where you'd start, tbh.

The inside.






Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :eek:

The Diabolical Monocle

Got a pack of razors the other day, shaved everywhere from ankle to chin.

Everywhere.

Took fookin ages.

Czarcasm

9bred4 wrote: »

Do you like a woman to be trimmed? Then you should too. A woman enjoys a face full of pubes as much you enjoy pulling the hair out from between your teeth

That's a ridiculous generalisation based on nothing more than your own preferences. Clearly our experiences differ.

I'd shave the bit between my belly button and where the main hair starts, but other than that I have no interest in the baldy balls look, and it's never bothered any woman I've been with either, the same as whether they shaved or didn't shave has never bothered me. I DID ask my wife and some of the women I'd been with about the baldy balls look, and they were unanimously against the idea. That's just been my experience though.

yes there

Tail Docker wrote: »

You mad fecker. You'll do that once to often and strain a ball. That'll take the messing off you.

Is straining a ball actually possible? What would the symptons be?
Im curious because my left ball and all the attachments (can feel it all the way up to front of the pelvis) can be sore one day and then not the next.

MacBizzle

yes there wrote: »

Is straining a ball actually possible? What would the symptons be?
Im curious because my left ball and all the attachments (can feel it all the way up to front of the pelvis) can be sore one day and then not the next.

I know you'll hear this a lot, but seriously, just take it to your GP. It's not normal.

Tail Docker

MacBizzle wrote: »

I know you'll hear this a lot, but seriously, just take it to your GP. It's not normal.

Sounds like Grade 2 Ball strain to me.

hjkl

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Got a pack of razors the other day, shaved everywhere from ankle to chin.

Everywhere.

Took fookin ages.

...why?

Tail Docker

frimpong wrote: »

...why?

For smooth.

Savage93

iamstop wrote: »

Apparently this is more common that one might suppose.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The Diabolical Monocle

frimpong wrote: »

...why?

The whole hair trousers thing.

Looked down at the coin purse and it looked like it had been in a fight.

Ciderswigger

Czarcasm wrote: »

I'd shave the bit between my belly button and where the main hair starts...

Noooo... don't shave the treasure trail! It's sexy.

MacBizzle

I find this thread sexist.

I loves me a hairy woman.

Shakespeare's Sister

Bald balls look weird.

bobwilliams

Fat Christy wrote: »

Female: I have no preferences. Hairy/Not hairy, I don't care either way.

well I suppose beggers can't be chosers fatso:D

Sir Arthur Daley

Is there an advantage for a cyclist or athlete to shave it all off? does it help with aerodynamics?

Lenin Skynard

Fairly shocked at the poll results, either everyone is trolling or I'm living in some kind of alternate hairier dimension. Shaving pubes! Jaysus.

GHOST MGG

in my youth i tried shaving the pubes with one of those throw away razors...
i cut an unmerciful chunk out of my cock and have never ever tried to shave again.
the end...and im sober..

dgt

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Fairly shocked at the poll results, either everyone is trolling or I'm living in some kind of alternate hairier dimension. Shaving pubes! Jaysus.

I use a mach 3 blade. Hate the itchy feel when I don't shave in time

HomelessMidge

I keep it at like a number 3 all over. Balls, penis and all. I would only ever use the electric trimmer, wouldn't put a sharp blade near me man bits!

LETHAL LADY

I hope this poll is not pubic..........slow clap.:o

I've no problem with man bush tbh, as long as it's kept maintained. Hubby is a head to toe hairy man. He's like my very own personal furnace on a winters night. Saves on heating bills and all that jazz.

Mickey H

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Got a pack of razors the other day, shaved everywhere from ankle to chin.

Everywhere.

Took fookin ages.

Why didn't you just run through a fire naked?? Much quicker.

AlanS181824

AH must be running out of questions if this is what's being asked! Haha

WilyCoyote

I just use a scissors. Purely because of Summer heat. But I can understand where the shave-it ladies are coming from.

Skill Magill

With all this fine weather we're havin, it needs a strim and waterin every second day. My bush is lush...