Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 *mod warning linked in OP 26/07*

Turtyturd

I dont agree with it either but It's the way football has gone tbh. We don't buy him this season and Chelsea will buy him next season and loan him out for a few seasons before selling him without ever having played a game for them.
















Then buy him back for twice the price

Turtyturd

Vicxas wrote: »

No Sakho? Is he injured?

Punishment for the elbow??

Can't see him being dropped for Koshoweveryouspellitny.

Muahahaha

Victor Moses will probably be man of the match here, just to annoy us all some more

Muahahaha

Muahahaha wrote: »

Victor Moses will probably be man of the match here, just to annoy us all some more

He's saving his 19 goals for the knockouts

Washington Irving

Hello

Knex*

Washington Irving wrote: »

Hello

Is there anybody out there?

Invertpyramid

Is it me you're looking for?

super_furry

Moses is comedy gold.

Agent Coulson

Agent Coulson

Agent Coulson wrote: »

That's better than the other joke anyway!

googled eyes

Didn't someone say a couple of days ago the Barca wouldn't make a move unless Suarez apologised?

barone

from his official fb page too

Tipsy McSwagger

It was reported 2 days ago that Barca want Suarez to apologise to Chiellini or they won't sign him. He has just apologised on twitter.

Grayditch

Just posted it on the other thread for the craic, there and seen it her now. Yeah, thank jaysus something at least semi-realistic is coming from him.

Knex*

Glad he didn't stick with the whole, "what bite?", Monty Pythonesque defence.

Turtyturd

Club should ask what apology? and refuse to sell him.

Invertpyramid

"suffered the physical result of a bite in the collision..."
"I deeply regret what occurred.."

Some nice politician speak there. "I didn't bite him but he suffered the physical result of a bite when I collided with him." Ridiculous.

It's a step in the right direction but he still hasn't actually admitted to biting him. It must be a mental block or something.

SlickRic

i love how he can't just say "sorry for biting Chiellini".

absolutely ridiculous really.

djPSB

Agent Coulson wrote: »

First pic of Adam Llama in a Liverpool jersey

He's not leaning. Definetley shopped.

mormank

googled eyes wrote: »

The president of Uruguay called Fifa " Old sons of ******* " ?

I love that guy from Uruguay

Jose Mujica is a legend. I'm pretty sure he donates the majority of his salary to charity and lives like a regular guy on his own land and even drives an '88 Volkswagen beatle or something similar to work.

K-9

Knex. wrote: »

Glad he didn't stick with the whole, "what bite?", Monty Pythonesque defence.

The dead parrott sketch springs to mind.

Devilman40k

Hmm that's the weirdest apology I've seen. Apologies for the physical result of a bite in a collision with me!

Not " sorry giorgio I tried to bite a lump out of you and it was wrong."

Not sure if that's a Fr.Jack style apology or him actually being sincere!

Knex*

Devilman40k wrote: »

Hmm that's the weirdest apology I've seen. Apologies for the physical result of a bite in a collision with me!

Not " sorry giorgio I tried to bite a lump out of you and it was wrong."

Not sure if that's a Fr.Jack style apology or him actually being sincere!

Said it in the other thread, but reading it again and the bullet points are making me laugh.

Its like he was told, "Here, Luis, you have three things you need to address in this apology", and he got to the end of his statement and realised he hadn't done any of them, so just lobbed in the bullet point list.

Dont be at yourself

It's clearly an apology that he doesn't want to make, but is being forced to. Pick your reason why:

a) He's going to Barcelona, and this is one of their conditions
b) He's been told that apologising will help his appeal succeed
c) he doesn't want to lose any more sponsors
d) Liverpool are finally laying down the law


Sadly I think the answer may be a).

I am pie

"As a result of gravity and the unfortunate positioning of my large teeth, I found myself in a position which indeed appeared to be bite-like..."

Pilsbury Doughboy

Dont be at yourself wrote: »

It's clearly an apology that he doesn't want to make, but is being forced to. Pick your reason why:

a) He's going to Barcelona, and this is one of their conditions
b) He's been told that apologising will help his appeal succeed
c) he doesn't want to lose any more sponsors
d) Liverpool are finally laying down the law


Sadly I think the answer may be a).

e) none of the above

Has to be an option!

murpho999

Why would Barcelona have a condition of him apologising before signing?
Makes no sense to me as the incident is nothing to do with them.

Devilman40k

Dont be at yourself wrote: »

It's clearly an apology that he doesn't want to make, but is being forced to. Pick your reason why:

a) He's going to Barcelona, and this is one of their conditions
b) He's been told that apologising will help his appeal succeed
c) he doesn't want to lose any more sponsors
d) Liverpool are finally laying down the law


Sadly I think the answer may be a).

Replace Liverpool with his Mrs. Then the answer is all of the above

Invertpyramid

It wouldn't jive with their more than a club shtick. I'd say the rumours are 100% accurate tbh.

murpho999

murpho999 wrote: »

Why would Barcelona have a condition of him apologising before signing?
Makes no sense to me as the incident is nothing to do with them.

It said so on Twitter so it's true