I Googled my USERNAME and this came up ...

BeerSteakBirds

This link :


http://omgili.com/thread/jHIAmI4hxg9lYheV1JyURuvOBe_InyybFLnnC_1thcrVI34iGDe6d91Yv4F6eanx_E_10vTcS7ZLhqDmUdyOz5_28YrNgIsf/

Thread: Lucan - where to feed 60 kids 10pm at night

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Somebody actually went to the trouble of reading some old threads I posted in and summarizing them. Whoever it was wrote an ''analysis'' opinion piece. And then 'awards' were handed out... LOL

Analysis: The sentiment of the discussion, that spans over 2 days, is negative. The discussion is very engaging and very controversial. The user MYOB, was very engaged. It got people interested in the discussion. We find the discussion interesting and original.

Is somebody actually being paid to write useless reports about meaningless stuff ? What in the actual feck is happening here ? Whos writing ''analysis'' of relatively unimportant threads on forums ? Is this the internet equivalent of unpaid trainspotters ?

Awards: The following users won the first, second and third place as most active and engaging users:
First Place 1st Place: MYOB
Second Place 2nd Place: beauf
Third Place 3rd Place: BeerSteakBirds

I am actually insulted that someone only gave me an award for third place :pac: wtf

steve_r

Ha, only 3rd best

BeerSteakBirds

steve_r wrote: »

Ha, only 3rd best

yeah what the hell .... ppfftt

Alf. A. Male

You were vain enough to Google your username, then worse still you advertised it. You need a woman or a hobby.

Links234

When I google my username, I get a Rammstein song

Motherf*ckers ripped me off! :pac:

BeerSteakBirds

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

You were vain enough to Google your username, then worse still you advertised it. You need a woman or a hobby.

I was too lazy to login and just wanted to find the bangernomics thread so I could look at car porn ..... but I seem to have uncovered a secret cabal who write analysis and rate thread users in secret :eek:

A Greedy Algorithm

It s a Jobsbridge position, they have people summarizing the internet.

Slydice

Seems I'm special or something

Alf. A. Male

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

I was too lazy to login and just wanted to find the bangernomics thread so I could look at car porn ..... but I seem to have uncovered a secret cabal who write analysis and rate thread users in secret :eek:

The excuse is needier still.

BeerSteakBirds

A Greedy Algorithm wrote: »

It s a Jobsbridge position, they have people summarizing the internet.

seriously ? or are you shi*ting me ? lol

I googled my name and discovered that there is a memorial erected in my name in Australia. Plus I have won several medals in athletics and I am an African American.
Only 2 other people in the entire internet under my name. Now the ultimate test.... Google my email address.

BeerSteakBirds

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

The excuse is needier still.

I dont need an excuse ... I need an answer to my originally posed question which is why da fuq and how da fuq lol

HeidiHeidi

I remember that thread!

So what did you do with the 60 kids for food in the end?

Stheno

nothing related to me

BeerSteakBirds

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

I remember that thread!

So what did you do with the 60 kids for food in the end?

I didnt start that thread.... I remember it now too .I had just driven through Lucan the day before and had been in the McDonalds there.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You'd wanna see what comes up when you Google my username

BeerSteakBirds

I would just like to know why anyone would summarise that thread and give an award to the posters on it ....that doesnt make any economic sense or any other type of sense either

Tail Docker

Mine brings up a load of guff about vets. Win.

Merkin

I got this when I Googled mine.....

questionmark?

Quite interesting googling your own username like who would have this would have been the result for me

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Question_mark_(black_on_white).png

BeerSteakBirds

actually Google image search of my username brings up a nice bunch of world cup babes so I cant complain about that

Tail Docker

I often wonder how "watched" Boards is? E.G. Do the politicos keep an eye on it? Or the Corporates? My own view, they do, but that may be mad..

josh101st

That sir is ****ed up can you take your username off google?

Nodster

some pup is trying to sell me my own domain/site name for a cool $550 :eek:

http://www.nodster.com/

I just googled my username and got "Did you mean Dylan Baker"!

Lucifer MorningStar

:cool:

efb

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Football_efb_logo.png

Electronic Flight Bags first result...

Wibbs

When I Google mine I get as a first link;

Wibbs
One of the fattest multi-celled organisms on the planet. Wibbs is noted for his friendly nature, up to 4 meter size, and paddle-like flippers. The name 'wibbs' comes from the Taíno, a pre-Columbian people of the Caribbean, meaning "breast".
Put simply, he is a dollop.

So I'm a big tit? Sounds about right, thought I ain't fat. Quite the opposite. There's more meat on a butchers apron than on my bones. Still I can live with "big tit" Fcuk knows what a "dollop" is.

dollop, a big blob of wobbly "stuff".

BeerSteakBirds

Tail Docker wrote: »

I often wonder how "watched" Boards is? E.G. Do the politicos keep an eye on it? Or the Corporates? My own view, they do, but that may be mad..

They are only watching you:)

CrookedJack

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

I would just like to know why anyone would summarise that thread and give an award to the posters on it ....that doesnt make any economic sense or any other type of sense either

It's just generated by a bot. That website crawls through forums and boards, etc and generates summaries. Nothing too sinister.

Omgili (acronym for "Oh My God I Love It") is a vertical search engine that focuses on "many to many" user generated content platforms, such as, forums, discussion groups, answer boards and others.
This crawler based, vertical search engine, scans millions of online discussions worldwide in over 100,000 boards and forums, and is able to differentiate between discussion entities, such as, title, topic, answer and post date.
Users can use Omgili to find consumer opinions, debates, discussions, personal experiences, answers and solutions.

BeerSteakBirds

CrookedJack wrote: »

It's just generated by a bot. That website crawls through forums and boards, etc and generates summaries. Nothing too sinister.

But see below what is quoted. How can a bot understand how to use concepts such as ''engaging'' and ''very controversial'' etc ?
How does it decide that ''sentiment is negative' ?

Analysis: The sentiment of the discussion, that spans over 2 days, is negative. The discussion is very engaging and very controversial. The user MYOB, was very engaged. It got people interested in the discussion. We find the discussion interesting and original.

RGDATA!

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

But see below what is quoted. How can a bot understand how to use concepts such as ''engaging'' and ''very controversial'' etc ?
How does it decide that ''sentiment is negative' ?

well it's hardly an accurate summary of the thread in question is it?:pac:
does it sound to you more like something a human would say than a bot??

BeerSteakBirds

RGDATA! wrote: »

well it's hardly an accurate summary of the thread in question is it?:pac:

its turning out quite controversial on this thread pac:

Can this bot, (let us refer to it as skynet from here on in) predict the future ? :eek:

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

when i google my name i get thirsty

BeerSteakBirds

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

its turning out quite controversial on this thread pac:

Can this bot, (let us refer to it as skynet from here on in) predict the future ? :eek:

Yes, it can predict that in sixty seconds time, you'll be one minute older.

WilyCoyote

I'm big in Japan/China:

(Что за штука взлетела?)
Омский форум :: Мониторинг | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 10 posts | Thread info | omsk.com
지금 자전거 타다가 펑크가 났어요
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 13 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
와이프에게 장갑을 선물해줬습니다.
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 10 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
@ 그리곤 당황하고 있습니다.
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 7 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
자전거 종주 자전거용품 한꺼번에 구입할만한 곳 없을까요??

WilyCoyote

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I'm big in Japan/China:

(Что за штука взлетела?)
Омский форум :: Мониторинг | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 10 posts | Thread info | omsk.com
지금 자전거 타다가 펑크가 났어요
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 13 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
와이프에게 장갑을 선물해줬습니다.
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 10 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
@ 그리곤 당황하고 있습니다.
뽐뿌::자전거포럼 | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 | 7 posts | Thread info | ppomppu.co.kr
자전거 종주 자전거용품 한꺼번에 구입할만한 곳 없을까요??

and Russia & Korea..

WilyCoyote

Deleted User wrote: »

and Russia..

Blush blush

ShaneU

Uhhhhhh....

http://www.shaneuboutique.bigcartel.com

Lapin

All I get is rabbits. Rabbits rabbits rabbits.

Hardly surprising really. There were even a few French ones.


So, feeling adventurous, I decided to google Whoopsadaisydoodles and then my computer exploded.

Mark Tapley

I'm on the same site - http://omgili.com/thread/jHIAmI4hxg9lYheV1JyURuvOBe_InyybFLnnC_1thcrVI34iGDe6d91Yv4F6eanxt_uX4mQB66pn2x7r9UTczesMUifz8cXe/

Analysis: The sentiment of the discussion is positive. The discussion is quite engaging and quite undisputed. The users Mark Tapley, jimf, were particularly engaged. It got people interested in the discussion. We find the discussion interesting and original.
Awards: The following users won the first, second and third place as most active and engaging users:

f

1st Place: Mark Tapley
2nd Place: jimf
3rd Place: AnScamall

DesperateDan

Woah it took 30 posts for someone to point out to the OP that page was a bot.

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

its turning out quite controversial on this thread pac:

Can this bot, (let us refer to it as skynet from here on in) predict the future ? :eek:

There are far more impressive AI related projects going on in the world :pac: Like the Turing test recently being passed for example.

DesperateDan

Oh I just thought of another cool one actually - Clever Bot

Pulsating Star

DesperateDan wrote: »

There are far more impressive AI related projects going on in the world :pac: Like the Turing test recently being passed for example.

That's interesting,thanks.

IvaBigWun

Links234 wrote: »

When I google my username, I get a Rammstein song

When I Google my name .....

Oh wait. Im never gonna do that

Fat Christy

BeerSteakBirds wrote: »

I was too lazy to login and just wanted to find the bangernomics thread so I could look at car porn ..... but I seem to have uncovered a secret cabal who write analysis and rate thread users in secret :eek:

Don't worry OP, I've googled my username too. I got diverted to some BBW porn. Should have put safe search on. :pac:

renegademaster

Tail Docker wrote: »

I often wonder how "watched" Boards is? E.G. Do the politicos keep an eye on it? Or the Corporates? My own view, they do, but that may be mad..

all internet on the planet passes through 5 specific points across the globe (Google the 5 eyes spy network and every last bit of it is filtered, stored and used when it suits agendas so yes boards is watched and just cos there's loads of nonsense there is a lot of useful info regarding peoples views on subjects and more

Raminahobbin

I just get a bunch of stuff I've thanked on boards on image search.

Namely dogs and funny pictures. It's cute/funny every time!

The King of Moo

I was voiced by Marvin Miller, probably best known as the voice of Robbie the Robot in the classic sci-fi film Forbidden Planet.

http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/shorts/Gerald-McBoing-Boing/King-of-Moo/

wp_rathead

This site is fecked up!!
Searched my username to see what would come up:

Thread with dinosaur in the title and dinosaurs in it for Wprathead! wrote:

Analysis: The options around the discussion are neutral. We think the discussion is quite unoriginal and boring

:eek::eek: