People on the dole!

To Need a Woman

Do you ever feel that in life, often times the more mature person loses out to the hands of the idiots, the weak and obviously the cruel! I'm not talking about people who are too kind, or a push-overs... when they lose out to others, it's sort of they're own fault.

Take people on the dole for example; does it ever annoy to think that, God knows how many hours of your working week goes to fund people on the dole so they can(not all of them), flush money down the toilet. I know they'll never achieve fame and success, but they still get to leave reasonaly good lives for doing no work, which I resent!

Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. Now it's either survival of the cronies, or survival of the fittest OF the fittest. Kinda ironic!?

Valetta

It must be Monday.

newdriverlad

Give up your job and go on the dole.

Fat Christy

Ah jaysus, there must be over 100 dole related threads on AH at this stage.

Alf. A. Male

I like your thread title. No angle, no new thoughts or information, just straight in, no kissin'.

Nemeses

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ah jaysus, there must be over 100 dole related threads on AH at this stage.

OVER 9000!

But yeah - I don't care.

The post may be true or not... It's all speculation really.

I still have to go to work to make the mula. Feck it. I enjoy my lifestyle.

Links234

I've always said they should make people on the dole fight homeless people for our entertainment, the winner gets a jobsbridge at Tesco

*I've never said that

SEPT 23 1989

Arbeit Macht Frei OP

catallus

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

, just straight in, no kissin'.

But kissing can be the nicest part!

MS.ing

que?

Alf. A. Male

Links234 wrote: »

I've always said they should make people on the dole fight homeless people for our entertainment, the winner loser gets a jobsbridge at Tesco

FYP

Mince Pie

Oh go take a flying jump of a short pier! Just gotten back from the fúcking dole office after just being made redundant, so sick of this pointy finger bullshít!!!

To Need a Woman

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

I like your thread title. No angle, no new thoughts or information, just straight in, no kissin'.

Well you're the Alpha male you see, so you have to relate everything to sex anyway

MS.ing

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

FYP

what u did there, I c it

Fat Christy

catallus wrote: »

But kissing can be the nicest part!

Yeah, in the nether region maybe. :P

My name is URL

To Need a Woman wrote: »

Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. Now it's either survival of the cronies, or survival of the fittest OF the fittest. Kinda ironic!?

What are you even on about?

Fat Christy

To Need a Woman wrote: »

Well you're the Alpha male you see, so you have to relate everything to sex anyway

This is AH, we relate everything to sex it's what we do. :cool:

MS.ing

Mince Pie wrote: »

Oh go take a flying jump of a short pier! Just gotten back from the fúcking dole office after just being made redundant, so sick of this pointy finger bullshít!!!

have u considered taking a job as a witch?

To Need a Woman

Mince Pie wrote: »

Oh go take a flying jump of a short pier! Just gotten back from the fúcking dole office after just being made redundant, so sick of this pointy finger bullshít!!!

well it's the people who abuse the system who are the ones I hate. You'd have to stay on the dole for quite some time before I start hating you, so don't stay on it too long.

"'off' a pier."

Mince Pie

MS.ing wrote: »

have u considered taking a job as a witch?

Why are there jobs going?

Irishcrx

God almighty, can we actually just create a forum dedicated to people moaning about the dole..

To Need a Woman

My name is URL wrote: »

What are you even on about?

Are you playing dumb, because I don't have the patience

Mince Pie

To Need a Woman wrote: »

well it's the people who abuse the system are the ones who I hate. You'd have to stay on the dole for quite some time before I start hating you, so don't stay on it too long.

"'off' a pier."

:rolleyes:

Jonny Blaze

Yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn...

Sorry what?

Dole thread?

MS.ing

Mince Pie wrote: »

Why is there jobs going?

to exchange labour for monies

juice1304

such an original thread topic for AH, I can't believe no one else thought of a dole bashing thread before.
Yes of course everyone is living it up on 188 a week:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: everyone on the dole has chosen to be on it. Like me i just love it so much that is why i am emigrating to find work, thats why i spend 8 hours a day at a language course and another 3 at night welding. friends,family who needs them.:mad:
What annoys me is the ignorance of those with jobs who label everyone without beneath them and dole scroungers. The vast majority on the dole would much rather be working. Anyway i am sure you know this and are just trolling but i am fairly sick of it at this stage.

My name is URL

To Need a Woman wrote: »

Are you playing dumb, because I don't have the patience

No, I'm seriously asking. Your post reads like the ramblings of a mad person.

To Need a Woman wrote: »

when they lose out to others, it's sort of they're own fault.

To Need a Woman wrote: »

"'off' a pier."

And don't be so quick to correct other people's spelling!

Lucifer MorningStar

Meanwhile the cost of keeping a prisoner behind bars for a year is 70,000

catallus

Fat Christy wrote: »

Yeah, in the nether region maybe. :P

Giggity.

Jonny Blaze

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Meanwhile the cost of keeping a prisoner behind bars for a year is 70,000

And more money goes to pensioners than dole recipients...

To Need a Woman

My name is URL wrote: »

No, I'm seriously asking. Your post reads like the ramblings of a mad person.

I am not mad, but you are clearly not too bright if you can't interpret what I meant by that. Have a think about it and come back to me

darkpagandeath

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

And more money goes to pensioners than dole recipients...

Yup it does but dole bashers don't like to hear that. Wonder if they mind some ministers getting a few pensions too.

My name is URL

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I am not mad, but you are clearly not too bright if you can't interpret what I meant by that. Have a think about it and come back to me

You're banging on about 'survival of the fittest' as if you know what that even means, which clearly, you don't.

DellyBelly

I think most people who are on the dole don't want to be. A small minority are happy to be lazy sods and do nothing.

I've never been on the dole and hopefully never will be. There must be a great feeling of shame and feeling like you have f**cked up your life. I'd hate to be a burden on the state. Hopefully things will start improving and the dole numbers start falling...

darkpagandeath

My name is URL wrote: »

You're banging on about 'survival of the fittest' as if you know what that even means, which clearly, you don't.

I think he pictures that fight between Spock and kirk when mentioning that. :pac:

To Need a Woman

My name is URL wrote: »

You're banging on about 'survival of the fittest' as if you know what that even means, which clearly, you don't.

I have a job and am surviving, but I am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

My name is URL

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

I don't know. They'd probably be studied by scientists who want to know how an animal managed to sign on to the dole.

darkpagandeath

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

Probably the same thing that would happen if you chuck a chief executive into the wild.

Turtwig

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

They'd eat you?

darkpagandeath

Turtwig wrote: »

They'd eat you?

Think he's trying to say people on the dole have a below average IQ and all that.

juice1304

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

I'm on the dole I am also a hunter and a trained horticulturist. I eat what i hunt i grow my own food i think i would do rather well. But of course someone sitting behind a desk in an office would do much better.

dar100

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

Ah, so you're basically just a resentful so and so who is not doing as well as one would like to in life, so you chose to pick on those who you see as been less than you.

Wait, isn't that what I'm doing to you:pac::pac::pac:

Rory28

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I am not mad, but you are clearly not too bright if you can't interpret what I meant by that. Have a think about it and come back to me

Uppity blitch. Your post made no sense.

Jonny Blaze

To Need a Woman wrote: »

I have a job and am surviving, but I am not reaping as much rewards as I should be. What would happen to the dole drawers in the animal kingdom?

I for one would probably crack open your bones and feast on the nutrient rich marrow contained within.

c_man

I heard from a friend that the Dolees are getting top quality blowjobs from fine looking birds while they're waiting to sign on. Some are also supplied with cigars lit with flaming E50 notes. Swear to god.

All paid for from my taxes no doubt :mad: They should all be shot.

Fat Christy

Lets take bets on how long it will take for this thread to be closed. With the way things are going, I'ma say within the next hour.

Roquentin

I am on the dole. Am looking for jobs everyday, sending off/handing in CVs. what more can i do. Thinking about going abroad now by the looks of things.

darkpagandeath

Hang on if you think about it people on the dole have more time to watch them discovery channel shows like prepers bear grylls. So they would clearly be better prepared to survive in the wild. Compared to someone who has to work and little time to study these shows. :pac::pac::pac:

To Need a Woman

dar100 wrote: »

Ah, so you're basically just a resentful so and so who is not doing as well as one would like to in life, so you chose to pick on those who you see as been less than you.

Wait, isn't that what I'm doing to you:pac::pac::pac:

For what it's worth, I now view you as less than me too

catallus

They also close the threads about boobies and beer, which makes me make a sadface.

How Soon Is Now

I get the impression most of the people who seem so concerned with the ''dole scumbags'' are the same ones who are in jobs they hate and they spend most of there week working like dogs for sweet **** all.......

Is it a bitterness or a jealously thing ?