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Had the worst meal of my Life

  • 08-06-2014 9:30pm
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭


    This evening should I sue? I wont name the Kip but have you ever felt the same.


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  • #2
    Hunchback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    thread title promises so much :(


  • #3
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Hootanany wrote: »
    This evening should I sue? I wont name the Kip but have you ever felt the same.

    How did dinner at your ma's work out?


  • #4
    Cork Lass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,967 ✭✭✭Cork Lass


    If it was that bad I hope you refused to pay. What was wrong with it?


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Go back and burn the place down with everyone in it.

    Then feast on your might.


  • #6
    dixiefly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭dixiefly


    Hootanany wrote: »
    This evening should I sue? I wont name the Kip but have you ever felt the same.
    More details would be great, I.e. Just HOW bad was it? What did you have? Where was the restaurant?


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  • #7
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Did u find a hair?


  • #8
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Anytime I've had a bad meal I've complained to management, usually follow up with a letter and invariably get my money back. A bad meal shouldn't be tolerated so I'm assuming you did all these things rather than just meekly pay the bill and then come swiftly on to AH to moan about it?


  • #9
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    cruais wrote: »
    Did u find a hair?

    A pube, was it?


  • #10
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    What did you have?


  • #11
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Mc Donald's have a complaint book....


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  • #12
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    lukesmom wrote: »
    What did you have?

    With the pube.


  • #13
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What colour napkins did you get?


  • #14
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    dixiefly wrote: »
    More details would be great, I.e. Just HOW bad was it? What did you have? Where was the restaurant?

    Agree with you, but you cannot name a restaurant
    On boards because thier may
    Be many reasons behind it.

    Like someone that worked for them and got the sack and came on here to put them down.

    It happens. So they are not allowed to do that.


  • #15
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Genuinely? The worst ever? In your life? Worse than that time you burnt the beans for the beans on toast? And there was no bread in the press? And no fork..?


  • #16
    Frank Lee Midere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    Inevitably you will have the worst meal of your life. That's inevitable. It's your reaction in those tough times is what defines you, as both a person and a citizen. I.


  • #17
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Hmm help us out here. Was it served on a round plate or one of them square ones?


  • #18
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    Hmm help us out here. Was it served on a round plate or one of them square ones?


    Or a lump of slate?


  • #19
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    OP hasn't been back here in 20 mins hope he hasn't died of food poisoning .... And we don't even know where it all happened ...


  • #20
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Chucken wrote: »
    Or a lump of slate?

    Or a naked Japanese lady?


  • #21
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I think we have to guess what he had


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  • #22
    Heroditas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,618 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    Archeron wrote: »
    Or a naked Japanese lady?


    Or a wooden chopping board?


  • #23
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    jamesbere wrote: »
    I think we have to guess what he had

    I'm going to go with cuttlefish. It's his own feckin' fault for ordering it - rubbery awful sh1te.


  • #24
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Heroditas wrote: »
    Or a wooden chopping board?


    Or the dinner was just thrown on the table?


  • #25
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    jamesbere wrote: »
    I think we have to guess what he had

    Well it wasn't a happy meal...


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    My mum used to eat out of the saucepan. After dishing dinner out to 8 of us she'd have no plates left! :D


  • #27
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Did it come with JUS?


  • #28
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Chucken wrote: »
    Or the dinner was just thrown on the table?

    Must have eaten here! :D
    Dick's Last Resort teaches its servers to be obnoxious. In addition to the staff, the decor is considered to be "wacky". Patrons of Dick's are expected to be insulted, or placed in uncomfortable situations. Adult bibs and large, hand-made, paper hats are given to diners to wear during their stay.There are no napkins on the tables: they are generally thrown at the customers by the serving staff.


  • #29
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Cork Lass wrote: »
    If it was that bad I hope you refused to pay. What was wrong with it?

    Problem it was a voucher pre paid


  • #30
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Problem it was a voucher pre paid

    Are you going to give us any information or will we keep making up our own story?


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chucken wrote: »
    Are you going to give us any information or will we keep making up our own story?

    Do you know what this is like?

    It's like a game of Cluedo. But without the clues. And without the murder. And without the fun. And without the point. But with food.


  • #32
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    The picture on yhe voucher site was nothing near the item put in front of us.


  • #33
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    My mum used to eat out of the saucepan. After dishing dinner out to 8 of us she'd have no plates left! :D

    You'd think she'd buy just one more plate..


  • #34
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Mother in Law must be pissed with you OP to try and poison you.


  • #35
    Maphisto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    Was going to have an early night, but I have to see how this ends.


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    Must have eaten here! :D

    I have never seen anyone eating in one of those . . . ever.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hootanany wrote: »
    The picture on yhe voucher site was nothing near the item put in front of us.

    Did it look like this?

    http://images.4aus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Big-Mac-Chant.jpg

    Was Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down based on this experience?


  • #38
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Problem it was a voucher pre paid
    Hootanany wrote: »
    The picture on yhe voucher site was nothing near the item put in front of us.

    Right so. I'm blaming the Vicar for this one.


    On an unrelated note, I have noticed that folk who buy these stupid group deals make the most noise, thinking that they are entitled to sun, moon and stars for their poxy voucher. Read the damn t&c's people.


  • #39
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hootanany wrote: »
    The picture on yhe voucher site was nothing near the item put in front of us.

    That's the same for all maccy D burgers.


  • #40
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Need to go the yoilet now sorry will resume in the AM PLEASE god


  • #41
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    This is the worst thread of my life.


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  • #42
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Hootanany wrote: »
    The picture on yhe voucher site was nothing near the item put in front of us.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc


  • #43
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    kawaii wrote: »
    This is the worst thread of my life.

    HAve you a voucher for that?


  • #44
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,188 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    Must have eaten here! :D

    I'm sure I've waitressed with people who were trained there :D


  • #45
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Heh "yoilet".


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Need to go the yoilet now sorry will resume in the AM PLEASE god

    Food poisoning?

    Can things get any worse?


  • #47
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    Must have eaten here! :D


    People pay for that? My mother may have a decent career ahead of her yet.


  • #48
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Candie wrote: »

    Can things get any worse?

    He could be shomiting.

    (sh1teing and vomiting)


  • #49
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Candie wrote: »
    Food poisoning?

    Can things get any worse?

    Yup. Afterburn...


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wazky wrote: »
    He could be shomiting.

    (sh1teing and vomiting)
    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Yup. Afterburn...

    There's enough of this talk on the Entitlement thread.:(


  • #51
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Candie wrote: »
    Did it look like this?

    http://images.4aus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Big-Mac-Chant.jpg

    Was Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down based on this experience?

    I recall one of those American burger chains running a "design and name your own burger and win a prize!" competitions.

    Mine was a single lettuce leaf called "The Karen Carpenter" and was in 4th place and climbing when they pulled the competition. :(


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